Official Chat Thread XVI - Booze, Party Hats and Wishes Edition SURVIVOR OF THE APOCALYPSE
January 1, 2013
I have been hiding in this closet for a week. I have run out of Campbell's chicken noodle soup, but I am too afraid to leave the safety of my closet here to travel to my kitchen where They could get me. I suppose the canned Ravioli that I am quite particular to will last me another few days, if I ration it out.
I have spent the last several days playing Plants vs. Zombies nonstop, only stopping to urinate in giant soda bottles, which I too, am running out of. Wave after wave of zombies. I think I see them in my sleep. Something I much prefer to than thinking of Them.
Wait, I can hear something...No, it must be those weird house sounds you sometimes hear at night.
I am glad that my small generator, which I am sitting against, has still been working faithfully, powering my laptop; my only source of light and link to the outside world--not that there is one anymore.
The Mayans were right, I suppose. I wonder what else they were right about. I wish that I believed them. I wish that I had something prepared for this kind of eventuality. Then perhaps I would not be cowering in a closet, even though it's a quite big closet.
I wish I didn't read quite so much Lovecraft.
I wish...I wish...wait, what is that?
What is that sound--OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MGY DOFD SFJKLDFJWOEFLASDFKJNVMLEXFBV
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