I watch Your Grammar Sucks.
Enough said.
I could go into a debate about grammar, if bad grammar is negative and such, but I don't really have time. All I'm going to say, is that the average person on Teh Interwebz have way too bad grammar. That's it.
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Well, this is how my friend types his Facebook statuses...
o...m...g... i c even more y shelby hates them they blame her for everything they'll ***** nd scream at her for pointless reasons nd blame her for y they did it there embarresed shes pregnant they didnt even tell her little brother she wuz pregnant until after 5MONTHS of her being pregnant they dnt care nd i dnt think they ever did nd to me i dnt even think they rele love her lik they should so all i hve to say to them is
i hope u 2 have a great life IN HELL
^ That is an actual status from him.
The entire DotA 2 community has spelling akin to that of an eight-year old.
The slang makes about as much sense as a babbling, sixty-year old, hobo. How do they expect me to understand what the hell they're trying to tell me, when their sentences look like, "zomb go dwn 2 b n gank rik" --it took my FOREVER to discover what the term "Gank" meant, and it still puzzles me to this very day, why they don't simply says "kill", it's the same amount of characters, so it doesn't make any sense why they'd use another term-- after I fail to comprehend what they're trying to communicate with me, I proceed to be called, "U broodnoob, lrn 2 ply this gm, go dwn to b n gank rik". In short, I don't play a lot of DotA 2 anymore.
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Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Well... Something that bugs me the most of all is when people type like this "Ohhh heyyy yalll:) I juuuss took aa pee yaknoww wha im saayin? (lms).". Or "Wahh da fuqq youu talkkin a'boutt?". It's like they're trying to act gangster or something, when they are really just wannabes. >.>
What's even worse is when people write "You're" instead of "Your".
"You're mum is retarded."
I actually don't blame them. When you're still learning English and your native language is very, very different from it, "your" and "you're" are easy to confuse.
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It's typing I hate, grammar mistakes;
I can easily tolerate
While playing halo. Skull ball or whatever it's called.
Enough said.
I could go into a debate about grammar, if bad grammar is negative and such, but I don't really have time. All I'm going to say, is that the average person on Teh Interwebz have way too bad grammar. That's it.
I try to avoid being a grammar Nazi even though deep inside I really am. However something like that is something that I can't help but fix.
o...m...g... i c even more y shelby hates them they blame her for everything they'll ***** nd scream at her for pointless reasons nd blame her for y they did it there embarresed shes pregnant they didnt even tell her little brother she wuz pregnant until after 5MONTHS of her being pregnant they dnt care nd i dnt think they ever did nd to me i dnt even think they rele love her lik they should so all i hve to say to them is
i hope u 2 have a great life IN HELL
^ That is an actual status from him.
Buzzkill.
The most unfortunate typo ever.
Well, I guess they might be trying to say humans would not have lasted long as a species without them.
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He meant organisms... You'd understand if I showed the full quote but I won't be digging for it.
The slang makes about as much sense as a babbling, sixty-year old, hobo. How do they expect me to understand what the hell they're trying to tell me, when their sentences look like, "zomb go dwn 2 b n gank rik" --it took my FOREVER to discover what the term "Gank" meant, and it still puzzles me to this very day, why they don't simply says "kill", it's the same amount of characters, so it doesn't make any sense why they'd use another term-- after I fail to comprehend what they're trying to communicate with me, I proceed to be called, "U broodnoob, lrn 2 ply this gm, go dwn to b n gank rik". In short, I don't play a lot of DotA 2 anymore.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
You are mum is retarded?
http://pcpartpicker.com/user/SteevyT/saved/21PI
That is all.
I actually don't blame them. When you're still learning English and your native language is very, very different from it, "your" and "you're" are easy to confuse.
That is hilarious. I hope whoever typed that edited it out stat.