A few years ago I went to a Taco bell in the ghetto. Sort of an odd place that had a glass guard on the drive through door, so you know this was really ghetto. Anyway, I went there and got a burrito and pulled up next to the restaurant to eat it before I left. As I started on the burrito, this homeless dude knocked on my car window and was like "Hey man, give me your burrito."
It seemed a bit rude, so I said "This is my lunch." but he kept at it. Really ****ing inappropriate.
I gave the dude a dollar though, so he could buy his own burrito. He ended up just taking it to a car a few spaced down and doing the same thing.
Once, I was at a parade (The one LA had after the Saints won the Superbowl) and some drunk lady told me to go away,
I told my mom, she told the police, and the police told the drunk off.
Just got out of the movies and was walking around at the mall. Old guy, probably 70-80+ walks past me, and sneakily takes a handful of popcorn out of my bag.
He just kept walking, not even eating any of it. Just holding it in his hand.
I've never "wat"'d so hard in my life.
Maybe not "wildly inappropriate" but it's the best I got. I must be lucky.
I was groped by a man that thought I was passed out drunk on a couch. I suspected his next move was to rape me, but I decided to "wake up" and leave the place I was at.
I was in some chain restaurant wearing a Final Fantasy themed shirt (it had all the game's classes written on it). Prominently displayed on the front were the words "black mage".
As I walked by a table on the way out, an old man sitting in one of the booths turned to me with a scowl on his face and hissed at me, "Black Magic!"
I gave my best evil laugh and exited the chain restaurant. Sometimes, living in Texas is an adventure.
I had an elderly lady, I mean they were sagging to the floor elderly, follow me around the store for 15 minutes occasionally touching my hair, after I confronted her about she tried to offer me money for me to ***** myself out to her.
All I could do was back away slowly.
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It doesn't matter whether I support or object to the subject at hand, if your argument is stupid I am against you.
When I was 9 I got attacked by a hobo at the beach. Luckily, there was some sort of Spider-Man Convention nearby and a whole bunch of Jamaican Spider-Men came and kicked his ass.
True Story...
I was volunteering at a place where they serve homeless people food, when some fat man with a long beard tries to pull me into a bear hug and kiss my cheek for refilling his water glass.
It was very embarrassing, considering that there were several other volunteers my age staring at me after the... event.
I was on a field trip less than a month ago and this creepy homeless man who had the most jacked up face I have ever seen (I felt bad for him but he was just SCARY) and he goes up to the group I was eating lunch with and asks me for food. Who puts an 8th grader in that position? The sheer awkwardness of the situation is hard to put into words and it may not sound bad at all but it was bad. Then my science teacher made him leave.
Another time a few months earlier this girl on the bus said I shouldn't get on because it was too full and she wouldn't let me in the back of the bus WHERE THERE WERE EMPTY SEATS! What a dumbass. I stood for about 20 minutes.
(This was bound to happen): During school, we were walking back to the school from the field trip (too poor to afford buses) when some huge guy stuck his big, round, pink, jiggly,and blubbery fat ass out his car window and started honking. All of us looked, most were disgusted, teachers were pissed.
Was pretty awkward. Especially since I didn't have anything in my pockets.
It seemed a bit rude, so I said "This is my lunch." but he kept at it. Really ****ing inappropriate.
I gave the dude a dollar though, so he could buy his own burrito. He ended up just taking it to a car a few spaced down and doing the same thing.
I told my mom, she told the police, and the police told the drunk off.
Inappropriate as all hell but I loled.
Venit, quessit, induravit.
He just kept walking, not even eating any of it. Just holding it in his hand.
I've never "wat"'d so hard in my life.
Maybe not "wildly inappropriate" but it's the best I got. I must be lucky.
Off-topic, but help me back on the Sporum!
As I walked by a table on the way out, an old man sitting in one of the booths turned to me with a scowl on his face and hissed at me, "Black Magic!"
I gave my best evil laugh and exited the chain restaurant. Sometimes, living in Texas is an adventure.
He probably thought I was a warlock or something.
All I could do was back away slowly.
It doesn't matter whether I support or object to the subject at hand, if your argument is stupid I am against you.
(it was a very uncomfortable moment.)
You were in the wrong.
Was in a hurry, so I never saw the incredibly desperate culprit. I was just kind of like "What? What."
True Story...
It was very embarrassing, considering that there were several other volunteers my age staring at me after the... event.
Another time a few months earlier this girl on the bus said I shouldn't get on because it was too full and she wouldn't let me in the back of the bus WHERE THERE WERE EMPTY SEATS! What a dumbass. I stood for about 20 minutes.
2 or 3 months.A long-ass time.Oh boy, visual basic. I can barely contain my excitement. Not.
Me and others began to laugh so hard.