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This is the thread where you can confess all your wrong-doings. Whatever terrible things you've done recently, or not, put it here. I honestly don't care if they're real or not. It makes it a bit easier for the people who aren't lying and will get some lulz.



I'll start-

- I put a ketchup packet under a toilet lid of a toilet at a school.

- Once I wrote a fake love letter for my brother that looked like it was from his crush.

- I put a tip-cup on a food stand on the road. I came back for it a few minutes later and get myself 35 cents.

Which one is fake?

oh god, lets see. These are true, i wouldnt lie about stuff like this
Yo soy un furry
I dont find many human females attractive
I have attempted suicide twice
I farted on my sister when she was sleeping. Im not proud of this one

I put a tip-cup on a food stand on the road. I came back for it a few minutes later and get myself 35 cents.

I don't know why.. but it seem fake.

I once punched my sister so hard, the skin peeled off my knuckles. I still have a scar.
I saw my step mom naked.

I've masturbated in the schools restroom.
I saw my mom naked on accident.
I farted while standing up in front of the girl I liked.

Which one is fake?

I REGRET NOTHING!

I regret shooting a baby bunny in the eye with a BB-gun. Why? He was eating my moms lettuce in her garden. RIP baby bunny.

Whenever I see a flyer for something involving Christians in my school, I write something bashing Christians on it. Not really a confession, but whatever.

I cried a little at the end of Marly and Me.

I didn't wear my helmet while riding my bike the other day.

Yes, I know, I'm an absolute badass.

One time, on the Sea-to-Sky Highway in BC, I was doing 130 klicks in a 60 zone. (That's like 80 mph in a 35 zone). I was following another car of the same make, model, year, and color. I couldn't let him get away. Followed right behind him all the way to Vancouver. Best time I've ever made on that road. My passenger's only comment was "I'm not impressed. Don't drive us over a cliff." He was just jealous because I got all the attention at the clubs that weekend.

On that same trip I smoked some weed. I was talking with a few guys and gals from BC and they offered to let me join them for a smoke. It had been a year and a half since I had last so I said why not. Never in my life had I ever been so high. And I only had one hit. That Canadian grass, man. It's powerful stuff.

Also on that same trip, I smuggled some booze back across the boarder. Well, my passenger did, but I knew he had it. We were both 19 at the time.

I did all sorts of bad things that weekend. Loved every minute of it. Though next time I'll probably take it easier. I have no desire to be arrested.

I pushed my friend off a cliff about five years ago.
Now I'm a known murderer.

I once found a candy full of dirt on the floor and threw it to some random girl. She ate it. Thankfully, nothing bad happened to her.

Quote from Mister Monkey

Whenever I see a flyer for something involving Christians in my school, I write something bashing Christians on it. Not really a confession, but whatever.

ಠ__ಠ

Really? I mean, really?

Quote from Homem Pigman

I once found a candy full of dirt on the floor and threw it to some random girl. He ate it. Thankfully, nothing bad happened to him.

Hermaphrodite. Got it.

Quote from UltraJake

Hermaphrodite. Got it.

Erm, what? That had nothing to do with hermaphroditism.

EDIT: Oh I realized the mistake. Fixing now.

Sometimes, when I play tf2; I disguise as a scout, go Cloak and Dagger, proceed to spray ponies all over the enemy spawn, whilst spamming "NEEDA DISPENSA HEEERRRRREEEEE".

So much to say, not enough time/energy to type it all.

I cheated on Pokemon. :dry.gif: I should rot in hell for that.