Wow who the **** believes this **** that fact that you believe this means
1your too gullible for your own good
2 you are dumb
3you suffer from paranoia
4you are a idiot
Now which
The fact that you posted this indicates you're every bit the idiot you claim everyone else to be.
The Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser (COIL) on-board the ABL is capable of melting through the casing of a ballistic missile and igniting its fuel from a distance of hundreds of kilometers away. The same laser is also theoretically capable of destroying other aircraft. A high-powered destructive laser is what it is. And the COIL is undoubtedly more powerful than whatever they used to melt the plastic casing on that outboard in the video. The insane difference is in favor of the ABL.
COIL uses the missiles own fuel to create the destruction, hence it is a defensive weapon. The target MUST have enough fuel or explosives to destroy itself. And offensive laser does the destruction only by the heat from the weapon.
The energy to melt and ignite a small 1 cm area to cause the fuel to ignite, not impressive. Creating a laser that can destroy any target by only using it own heat and melting points of the material it is attacking, completely different ball park.
WASHINGTON -- The attorney general has assigned a task force to enhance the image of the orbital pirates during their nefarious operations.
The newest in the batch of incriminating photos is a picture of a man named Jeremy Planck; a mixed race citizen of Germany.
What the Nazi armband and German nationality infers has yet to be deduced. More to come.
In other words, any such device would have to point over lots of places that weren't in any way connected to the collection point.
If the goal were to beam energy to a collection point, then the satellite ought to be in geosynchronous orbit and pointed at said collection point. Unlike other light sources, lasers have a definite direction. So if our theoretical satellite were purposed to beam energy down to earth (for non-destructive purposes) I don't see why it would be aimed at anything besides the collection point.
COIL uses the missiles own fuel to create the destruction, hence it is a defensive weapon. The target MUST have enough fuel or explosives to destroy itself. And offensive laser does the destruction only by the heat from the weapon. The energy to melt and ignite a small 1 cm area to cause the fuel to ignite, not impressive. Creating a laser that can destroy any target by only using it own heat and melting points of the material it is attacking, completely different ball park.
The thing is, the COIL is a megawatt-class laser. The thing in the video was a 15 kilowatt laser. I honestly don't see what your point is. My point was that portable lasers more powerful than that in the video have existed for longer than you thought.
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That's our friend germony!
We're looking at a conspiracy by our European allies!
No, sir. Those are clearly the edge of the reflective surface of the satellite.
Sir, if this was real. We would have heard about it, believe me on that. Roswell *ahem*didn't happen*ahem* but we knew something happened. A this laser BS? sounds like a desperate yelp for attention, complete fake, don't even go into that government secret stuff. A MASSIVE KILLING LASER? THAT'S OUT OF A F***ING CARTOON! THIS THREAD IS A JOKE!!!!
and yes big size and caps are necessary, good BS'er
Sir, if this was real. We would have heard about it, believe me on that. Roswell *ahem*didn't happen*ahem* but we knew something happened. A this laser BS? sounds like a desperate yelp for attention, complete fake, don't even go into that government secret stuff. A MASSIVE KILLING LASER? THAT'S OUT OF A F***ING CARTOON! THIS THREAD IS A JOKE!!!!
and yes big size and caps are necessary, good BS'er
You wont be saying it's a joke when you get lasered by Chuck Norris and THE NEW FRIEND: GEROMY
YOU GUYS! I just got back from Area 51! I managed to escape with this enhanced image of Chuck Norris!
I warn you, if there is a child in the room, please tell them to leave.
First, it was the space pirate nazis. Now The Magic Schoobus is involved! HOW DEEP DOES IT GO?!
The fact that you posted this indicates you're every bit the idiot you claim everyone else to be.
This thread is called "trollolol".
Welcome to the Internet.
COIL uses the missiles own fuel to create the destruction, hence it is a defensive weapon. The target MUST have enough fuel or explosives to destroy itself. And offensive laser does the destruction only by the heat from the weapon.
The energy to melt and ignite a small 1 cm area to cause the fuel to ignite, not impressive. Creating a laser that can destroy any target by only using it own heat and melting points of the material it is attacking, completely different ball park.
The newest in the batch of incriminating photos is a picture of a man named Jeremy Planck; a mixed race citizen of Germany.
What the Nazi armband and German nationality infers has yet to be deduced. More to come.
It is as real as a midget.
Hmm...
I'll get back to you on that one.
When does the super villain come in?
Steam: RobotDeathParty
Oh no, they found me!
If the goal were to beam energy to a collection point, then the satellite ought to be in geosynchronous orbit and pointed at said collection point. Unlike other light sources, lasers have a definite direction. So if our theoretical satellite were purposed to beam energy down to earth (for non-destructive purposes) I don't see why it would be aimed at anything besides the collection point.
The thing is, the COIL is a megawatt-class laser. The thing in the video was a 15 kilowatt laser. I honestly don't see what your point is. My point was that portable lasers more powerful than that in the video have existed for longer than you thought.
Upon further zooming, you can see...
SPACE COWBOYS RIDING THE METEOR!
WE'RE DOOMED!
aw gees
Sir, if this was real. We would have heard about it, believe me on that. Roswell *ahem*didn't happen*ahem* but we knew something happened. A this laser BS? sounds like a desperate yelp for attention, complete fake, don't even go into that government secret stuff. A MASSIVE KILLING LASER? THAT'S OUT OF A F***ING CARTOON! THIS THREAD IS A JOKE!!!!
and yes big size and caps are necessary, good BS'er
You wont be saying it's a joke when you get lasered by Chuck Norris and THE NEW FRIEND: GEROMY
Space ninjas? SPACE NINJAS?! ARE YOU MAD! THANKS TO YOU, WE ARE DOOMED!
Sometimes I wonder if it's all too easy.
Lying, cheating, stealing your way to victory.
Though just how far would you fall for a dream?
Did you figure that out by yourself? Astounding, sir!
Now solve the great conspiracy of 11/9.
There are plenty of burning lasers in real life. A rather large one mounted on a plane has been used to deter missiles.
YOU GUYS! I just got back from Area 51! I managed to escape with this enhanced image of Chuck Norris!
I warn you, if there is a child in the room, please tell them to leave.
First, it was the space pirate nazis. Now The Magic Schoobus is involved! HOW DEEP DOES IT GO?!