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I just thought we should have a thread for funny pick up lines. I'll go first.

Does your Dad own a bakery? Because he can make some pretty good buns

Hey girl, are you from Tennessee, because i want you in my pants.
xD
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Inb4 rag, chloroform


"Should we do it before or after I brain you with a hammer?"

Baby, I put the STD in stud, and all I need is U

You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive.

I totally did not steal that line from someone else.

You put the I in ongoing Homicide investigation
"I must have placed the wrong order for you, I ordered a Capable Runt"

Quote from CrockedZodiac

Inb4 rag, chloroform

Does this piece if cloth smell like chloroform to you?

"Hey, girl, are you retarted? Cuz' you sure are special."

Gauranteed to work. Everytime.

Quote from MajorStar

Someone trying to chat me up AFTER they've seen my wedding band always makes me giggle!

But no, not had any genuinely cliched lines thrown at me.

but do you have any funny pick up lines? :X

Quote from CrockedZodiac

Inb4 rag, chloroform

Damn.

Don't scream.

You'll do.

Hey, are you toothpaste? Cause you're looking pretty mint to me.

Agugugugu~ So kawaii desu~

Girl are you a pirate?

Cuz' I'm diggin' yo' booty

ha pa da ahhh
works everytime

I have a magic watch that always tells the truth. It say's you're not wearing any underwear. No? Oh, it must be 15 minutes fast.

ololol

I bet your software is compatible with my hardware.

I want to stick my apollo in your claptrap
this also works everytime.

Bleh I have no cheesey ones.

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