It's very possible I will never see this thread again, unless you quote me. If you need me to see something, quote me on it.
Hey, hey you.
You know that plus button over there?
Yeah, the one above the MultiQuote thing.
If I made you laugh or was helpful or I'm just awesome like that, press it.
It will make me happy, therefore making me spend more time here on Minecraft Forums, therefore making me spread my awesomeness around, therefore making everyone admire it, therefore making everyone want to be awesome like me, therefore everyone being nicer and not using bad language, therefore becoming thus when they speak to those around them, therefore changing the lives of those around them, therefore making those around them admire them and want to be more like them, therefore making those around those on the forums become more like said forum-readers, therefore changing the world into a better one, therefore pleasing everyone, and preventing wars, therefore creating less pollution from weapon factories, therefore stopping the holes that are forming in the world's ozone layer, therefore making sure the planet doesn't overheat, therefore preserving mankind on this planet, THEREFORE MAKING EVERYONE AS AWESOME AS ME/YOU AFTER YOU READ THIS.
And, now that you read this, you are as awesome as me, and have BEGUN THE PROCESS.
YOU HAVE JUST CONTRIBUTED TO THE SUCCESS OF THE HUMAN RACE. You rock.
I'll start:
I was gonna make a gay joke...
butt **** it.
Do you want to play my adventure map, Trials and Tribulations?
...oh wait...
Do i win?
Never again will I go to a movie witty.
He talks really loudly.
(If you don't get it say it aloud, if you still don't get it then don't even bother trying XD)
(It also really isn't that witty, I suck at making jokes)
Nope just Chuck Testa.
But... will it blend?
Congrats, you won!
Do you want to play my adventure map, Trials and Tribulations?
Anything you can do I can do better,
Anything you can do I'm better than you.
Punchline works, I guess, but you know you can do that with women too, right?
... Or did you never try it with women?
I am dissapointed by your actions as well, I sympathize.
As much as you are modest, I am sure.
+1 rep for you, you figured it out!
Aw crap, that was your plan, wasn't it?
Considering the OP's idea of a witty joke had "butt" as the punchline,
... Yes.
Witty thing here? Nope, just a meme.
Do I win by being a jerk? (Note that it's just snarking, you shouldn't take it seriously, but I do apologize if you are offended.)
Say it fast over and over.
"I'll **** anybody"
roflroflrofl
Do you want to play my adventure map, Trials and Tribulations?
It's funny because half of the people who posted didn't even get rep.