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I got my friends all excited about it the other day, when showing them the definitions for their names.
So, what definition/s do you get for your name? Pick your favorites, or post them all.
Here's a couple I found interesting: first mine and then my friend's.
Bryan 1629 up, 726 down
A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white'
White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker ****!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)
Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn *****! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"
Austin 3145 up, 863 down
noun; adjective; verb.
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;
adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;
verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;
"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"
"Yeah he was really austin to me."
"Woah, look at the boy austin."
Those verbs didn't make any sense at all, did they? >_<
I'm always happy just 'cause there isn't a reason to be sad.
Don't take this as there is nothing that could cause sadness. I just mean it's pointless to dwell on it. I mean, depression is so boring.
a music loving individual. "Wont stop dont stop for nobody" type of personality. Usually dates few women but is attracted to girls who are just like him and give him a challenge. Will motivate you with few words and have you thinking about him all day. Jairs' usually lack sleep and love food.
Usually paired with a Catherine or Kathryn ( with a stong mind)
Girl1: hey what you doin' today?
Girl2: Lets go to the mall...
Girl1: For what?
Girl2: I need to find myself a Jair soon!
Or better:
Otter
A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
"Larry is an otter, and he likes to date bears or other otters."
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Ohai. I'm THAT guy. You know me.
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a music loving individual. "Wont stop dont stop for nobody" type of personality. Usually dates few women but is attracted to girls who are just like him and give him a challenge. Will motivate you with few words and have you thinking about him all day. Jairs' usually lack sleep and love food.
Usually paired with a Catherine or Kathryn ( with a stong mind)
Girl1: hey what you doin' today?
Girl2: Lets go to the mall...
Girl1: For what?
Girl2: I need to find myself a Jair soon!
Or better:
Otter
A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
"Larry is an otter, and he likes to date bears or other otters."
It's so funny when the examples make the name sound like some sort of animal species "find myself a Jair"
I'm always happy just 'cause there isn't a reason to be sad.
Don't take this as there is nothing that could cause sadness. I just mean it's pointless to dwell on it. I mean, depression is so boring.
Used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to **** you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
Guy1: Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean. Guy2: Don't pull a sean, just be nice.
A handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
This is actually pretty accurate. I don't really consider myself to be handsome, though.
Adam:
a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.
The person who wrote that needs to learn to spell and capitalize. xD
It's so funny when the examples make the name sound like some sort of animal species "find myself a Jair"
I'm part of a species of music loving insomniac fatties!
HUNT ME
(Funny how I don't particularly care for music and the eat/sleep thing is reversed.
Also that my real name is equally as funny a quote. But is more flattering. I'm handsome and a woman attractor. Funny how most of my friends are girls.)
James
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary. (All-most fell out of my chair laughing..)
A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband. Often synonymous with fab.
A name which, in Hebrew, means "one who supplants."
A variant of the name "Jacob."
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est ***** God could create
Jared is the best
A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his **** and have him cum in their eye.
OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.
A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.
Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*
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andrew 10167 up, 2777 down
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him...
Hell yeah..? I noticed almost all of them had something to do with looks.
I got my friends all excited about it the other day, when showing them the definitions for their names.
So, what definition/s do you get for your name? Pick your favorites, or post them all.
Here's a couple I found interesting: first mine and then my friend's.
Those verbs didn't make any sense at all, did they? >_<
And feel free to post any other definitions :3
So, apparently I run foreign brothels and sleep with girls legally. Go me!
Don't take this as there is nothing that could cause sadness. I just mean it's pointless to dwell on it. I mean, depression is so boring.
a music loving individual. "Wont stop dont stop for nobody" type of personality. Usually dates few women but is attracted to girls who are just like him and give him a challenge. Will motivate you with few words and have you thinking about him all day. Jairs' usually lack sleep and love food.
Usually paired with a Catherine or Kathryn ( with a stong mind)
Girl1: hey what you doin' today?
Girl2: Lets go to the mall...
Girl1: For what?
Girl2: I need to find myself a Jair soon!
Or better:
Otter
A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
"Larry is an otter, and he likes to date bears or other otters."
Don't take this as there is nothing that could cause sadness. I just mean it's pointless to dwell on it. I mean, depression is so boring.
Huh. Well, apparently I'm a funny... asshole?
Derp. Forgot a link.
This is actually pretty accurate. I don't really consider myself to be handsome, though.
Yeah, some are nicer than others, some definitions for names are suuuper crazy mean, sooo funny :tongue.gif:
I got like a dozen definitions for my name. Just about all of them were sexually explicit.
Apparently the name Max is Russian for "large penis".
Mine said my name means I get a boner about 70 times per day.
No, seriously, it does.
Adam:
a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.
The world must know.
I'm part of a species of music loving insomniac fatties!
HUNT ME
(Funny how I don't particularly care for music and the eat/sleep thing is reversed.
Also that my real name is equally as funny a quote. But is more flattering. I'm handsome and a woman attractor. Funny how most of my friends are girls.)
Jake
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary. (All-most fell out of my chair laughing..)
A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband. Often synonymous with fab.
A name which, in Hebrew, means "one who supplants."
A variant of the name "Jacob."
Aw yeah.
A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his **** and have him cum in their eye.
OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.
A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.
Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*