It's impossible to lick your elbow.
A Chinese man can blow up balloons with his ears.
Seeing the color red makes your heart beat faster.
99% of people reading this list tried to lick their elbow.
I am in the 1% who knew that trying to lick my elbow was a stupid and fruitless idea
Fruitless means nothing would come of it
Diabetes is when your pancreas stops making insulin
Low blood sugar is dangerous
In the diabetes world, sugar is glucose
Needles are very sharp
The average diabetic has 28 shots a week.
Hitler once spilled paint on his carpet and said, "und carfenheis das wekkel lieber," which roughly translates to "On my carpet, my life." The carpet in question was in a small Hindu store, the only place in town where Hitler could find his favorite shade of blue, made from the indigo flower and pretty much unique to this little shop.
The carpet's design was an ancient good luck symbol--you guessed it, the swastika. He later remembered this moment when choosing the swastika as the symbol of the Nazi Party. He also wanted the Nazi flag to be blue, but changed because of the psychological effect of red on soldiers (makes them more aggressive, etc).
Think how the world would be different. Anyways, I just made all of that up, but that would be awesome if it were true.