Contradict what someone says just to contradict them.
Argue for the sake of arguing.
Spam.
Post useless topics.
Make useless posts (ex. "I don't know").
Post duplicate topics.
Post offensive images/posts.
Being annoying in general.
Whine.
Spam smiles/icons.
Use horrific grammar/spelling.
Not searching before asking.
Refusing logic with emotions.
Boast about personal abilities
Use bombastic language, especially when in the presence of less intelligent people.
(Some only work IRL, others only on the internet)
Edit disclaimer: NOT RECOMMENDED. Please do not attempt. This list is not intended to cause such behavior. I do not take responsibility for anyone who takes inspiration from such ideas.
If you're going to respond to me, please quote my post so that I'm notified.
However, if my post is long, please snip parts or put them in spoilers.
My youtube channel: contains Terraria and Minecraft videos (especially Minecraft).
If you ask for reputation, there is a 0% chance of me giving it.
OPINIONS ARE NOT FACTS. DO NOT SAY THAT YOUR OPINION IS A FACT. DO NOT TREAT YOUR OPINION AS A FACT.
You not understanding something is not a sufficient reason to say that it is stupid.
Profanity does nothing except prove your immaturity.
To search these forums: go to google, and type in "site:minecraftforum.net [search parameters]." It works.
How to have many lines in your signature: use spoilers and quotes to separate text without hitting enter. You can also use (indent) tags.
Posting that you don't know the answer serves no purpose besides making you look like an idiot.
Not searching before posting makes you look like an idiot.
If you're going to quote something even semi-long, PLEASE put it in spoilers. If you are the first post besides the OP in a thread, PLEASE don't quote it unless you have an excellent reason for doing so.
If you are going to ask a question, make sure to provide every single bit of possible relevant information.
If you are going to ask a question, make it clear that you are asking a question and not stating a fact. Many users seem to have difficulty with this.
Install a spell-checker for your browser.
Bands I listen to: Brain Drill, Decapitated, Beneath the Massacre, The Faceless, Impending Doom, and Becoming the Archetype. If anyone knows of clean (lyrics-wise) technical death metal bands, please let me know.
Now, now, children, your uncle DethPotato is here to tell you to be nice to each other regardless of each others' opinions. He is also coming here to tell you to either make a new thread regarding this topic, or get back on the main topic of this thread. Or, you could slightly change the topic of this thread so that your current discussion fits.
Everyone has seen the very numerous threads bashing the various features of 1.9, Notch, Mojang, etc. Can we turn down the hating? Just a little bit? Sure, everyone may not be pleased with enchanting, or potions, but really, is it at all realistic to expect that Notch will undo his work from the past several weeks and take these features out? One, that would infuriate far more players than it might pacify, and two, something like that is completely unprecedented in a game as popular as Minecraft. Complete feature removal? Forget about it. Nobody is forcing you to use enchantments and potions.
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Adding an XP bar does NOT, I repeat NOT turn Minecraft into an RPG. An RPG, to quote the dictionary, is a game in which players assume the roles of characters in a fictional setting and take those characters through a structured narrative or structured decision making.
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Fantasy elements are often found in RPGs, but the reverse is NOT true. Fantasy != RPG. XP bar + minor fantasy elements does not and WILL NEVER equal an RPG in Minecraft, since Minecraft is completely devoid of a plot whatsoever.
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Finally, at the end of the day, you have to give Notch and Mojang some credit for what they have accomplished. Minecraft has over 3 million users. If Mojang was making bad gameplay decisions, why is Minecraft one of the most popular video games of all time? Because Mojang knows what they are doing. The success of Minecraft is testament to it.
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tl;dr: If you cannot come up with a completely valid reason for claiming that 1.9 ruins Minecraft, please keep your mouth shut.
If I wanted everybody to hate me IRL, I would probably go around groping people. If it's like "**** life, I want literally everyone on earth to hate me" then molesting some kids would probably be the way to do it. Even other criminals hate child molesters. I wouldn't recommend it though. Is there a practical purpose for this thread or is this just for the sake of discussion?
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This enlightening post brought to you courtesy of a serious overabundance of free time.
That would probably be going to a highschool with two ak47s and about 40 clips in a dufflebag... well, you get where i'm going.
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"Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men." - Jean Rostand
"You have no power over me that I don't give you, and I don't have any power over you than you give me." - Vi Hart
Masturbate into their beverages when they aren't looking and then tell them about it after they finish it.
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Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean - unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. I'm a thought-o-coaster, I'm the conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler.
Oh yea, is making this thread a way?
Edit: I'm talking about real life.
Kinda like this one.
Edit disclaimer: NOT RECOMMENDED. Please do not attempt. This list is not intended to cause such behavior. I do not take responsibility for anyone who takes inspiration from such ideas.
make a thread spewing pony hate.
Even people that dislike the show will think you are scum.
but what are you? some kinda masochist?
*there may or may not be cake
"You have no power over me that I don't give you, and I don't have any power over you than you give me." - Vi Hart
Then, rub it in.
On the MineCraft Forums: Be like me yesterday when I was being immature by making random threads.
Real Life: Pulling a David Arquette
1. Wear Hitler moustache.
2. Go to local synagogue.
Genius, absolutely genius.