I was at a friend's house and we were skate boarding, I had never really skated before and I was trying to go up a ramp. I couldn't get it right and when his dad came out he told me I should try again. I went as fast as I could and went of the side and did the splits. How about you guys? :tongue.gif:
Umm, I had an asthma attack at summer camp so I was prevented from doing the mile swim that I was well known for completing multiple times with ease, everybody thought i just "chickened out"
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The first one that comes to mind was when I was a child at my friends house. He had another friend there, so we decided to have a how-much-can-you-burp contest. Now, I knew how to burp without having to drink anything, so needless to say I decided to show off. I burped extremely fast for a while, but had forgotten to take one thing into consideration. Puking.
I puked a bit on his bed. Meh, lesson learned I guess.
The first one that comes to mind was when I was a child at my friends house. He had another friend there, so we decided to have a how-much-can-you-burp contest. Now, I knew how to burp without having to drink anything, so needless to say I decided to show off. I burped extremely fast for a while, but had forgotten to take one thing into consideration. Puking.
I puked a bit on his bed. Meh, lesson learned I guess.
Yeah that is embarrassing lol, a few weeks ago at school I had a scratch in my throat and a few days after healing I had still felt like my throat was swollen and in gym while doing some test I coughed and 2 chunks of food that were stuck im my throat flew out. I dont know if anyone saw, but I was still embarrassed :/
I used normal shorts for swimming they sticked to my body when wet never looked at them I stopped using them when my aunt told me that you could see my _____ ...
i went to a bday party she was reading a card that read "i hope your day was good" or something she said "i hope you had a good" i said period(this kind.<--) meaning that it made no sense i turned around And saw her parents how about that first imprecision
Haha why was she in your room, and (immature question) was she hot?
Everyone else was using the other rooms, everyone was heading to the beach. She was 19-years old (Same as my sister), and luckily for the sake of it not being anymore akward than it was, I didn't see anything.
Everyone else was using the other rooms, everyone was heading to the beach. She was 19-years old (Same as my sister), and luckily for the sake of it not being anymore akward than it was, I didn't see anything.
I can't imagine the awkwardness between you too now.
I couldn't tie my shoes until I was a Sophmore in High School. Needless to say, my shoes came untied at least once between 2nd grade and 10th grade, and it just had to be during gym, where the teacher made sure we had sneakers on. Pretty much half of my Middle School class heard me say "I can't tie my shoes" to the teacher and got to watch her tie them. That's before I learned that not giving a damn is a great way to live life so I haven't had any embarrassing moments for a good few years.
I can't imagine the awkwardness between you too now.
She was topless, but her back was turned. Granted it wasn't as akward as it could have been, in fact it wasn't even akward enough to remember, we both sort of just forgot about it later in the day.
Still, at the moment, I was like "Why does she have to be in my room?"
I couldn't tie my shoes until I was a Sophmore in High School. Needless to say, my shoes came untied at least once between 2nd grade and 10th grade, and it just had to be during gym, where the teacher made sure we had sneakers on. Pretty much half of my Middle School class heard me say "I can't tie my shoes" to the teacher and got to watch her tie them. That's before I learned that not giving a damn is a great way to live life so I haven't had any embarrassing moments for a good few years.
Did no one teach you how to or you just never needed to so you didn't learn
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Did no one teach you how to or you just never needed to so you didn't learn
Well I'm right-handed and my mom is left-handed. Since my dad is relatively nonexistant in my life, I didn't have anyone to teach me when I was a chitlin. Then one day during Sophmore year, my grandmom sat me down and showed me how it was done.
That doesn't mean I now tie and untie my shoes everyday, though. I still slip them on because I don't see the point in untying them only to tie them later.
Well I'm right-handed and my mom is left-handed. Since my dad is relatively nonexistant in my life, I didn't have anyone to teach me when I was a chitlin. Then one day during Sophmore year, my grandmom sat me down and showed me how it was done.
That doesn't mean I now tie and untie my shoes everyday, though. I still slip them on because I don't see the point in untying them only to tie them later.
Mine are always tied except when I they are feeling loose
I couldn't tie my shoes until I was a Sophmore in High School. Needless to say, my shoes came untied at least once between 2nd grade and 10th grade, and it just had to be during gym, where the teacher made sure we had sneakers on. Pretty much half of my Middle School class heard me say "I can't tie my shoes" to the teacher and got to watch her tie them. That's before I learned that not giving a damn is a great way to live life so I haven't had any embarrassing moments for a good few years.
Embarrassingly enough, that was the exact same situation with me, minus the teacher incident. Now I learned to tie it the fastest way possible (in terms of movement) with the regular Ian knot if I have to do it with no time to waste, or if I have time, the Mega Ian knot.
Once when I was a young child I followed someone who I thought was my parent through a restaurant and it turns out they weren't.
Also the other day I was being interviewed on radio while drinking Starbucks and the interviewer suggested naming a character Tyrone and I don't know exactly why it was funny but I inhaled my drink and went into a several minute long coughing fit.
That was wonderful.
when i was joung i didn't know the differece between a cupboard and a drawer, and at christmas my mum asked me to get the present for my grandma from the cupboard... well i came back with a big dildo from the drawer... -.-
I was at a friend's house and we were skate boarding, I had never really skated before and I was trying to go up a ramp. I couldn't get it right and when his dad came out he told me I should try again. I went as fast as I could and went of the side and did the splits. How about you guys? :tongue.gif:
Now that is embarrassing.
The first one that comes to mind was when I was a child at my friends house. He had another friend there, so we decided to have a how-much-can-you-burp contest. Now, I knew how to burp without having to drink anything, so needless to say I decided to show off. I burped extremely fast for a while, but had forgotten to take one thing into consideration. Puking.
I puked a bit on his bed. Meh, lesson learned I guess.
You have just read this. You are also manually breathing.
"You have to have a steady beat when you pump the cocking mechanism, or else it won't shoot right."
Yes, I actually said that, not even realizing that I had just accidentally spewed out the most blatant innuendo of all time.
Yeah that is embarrassing lol, a few weeks ago at school I had a scratch in my throat and a few days after healing I had still felt like my throat was swollen and in gym while doing some test I coughed and 2 chunks of food that were stuck im my throat flew out. I dont know if anyone saw, but I was still embarrassed :/
Haha why was she in your room, and (immature question) was she hot?
Everyone else was using the other rooms, everyone was heading to the beach. She was 19-years old (Same as my sister), and luckily for the sake of it not being anymore akward than it was, I didn't see anything.
I can't imagine the awkwardness between you too now.
She was topless, but her back was turned. Granted it wasn't as akward as it could have been, in fact it wasn't even akward enough to remember, we both sort of just forgot about it later in the day.
Still, at the moment, I was like "Why does she have to be in my room?"
Did no one teach you how to or you just never needed to so you didn't learn
>Scrolling through Tumblr or other website
>Rare event! Porn pops up
>At the same moment, family member/friend walks up behind you
>Screen freezes and/or doesn't scroll away fast enough
>They see
>
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Well I'm right-handed and my mom is left-handed. Since my dad is relatively nonexistant in my life, I didn't have anyone to teach me when I was a chitlin. Then one day during Sophmore year, my grandmom sat me down and showed me how it was done.
That doesn't mean I now tie and untie my shoes everyday, though. I still slip them on because I don't see the point in untying them only to tie them later.
Mine are always tied except when I they are feeling loose
Embarrassingly enough, that was the exact same situation with me, minus the teacher incident. Now I learned to tie it the fastest way possible (in terms of movement) with the regular Ian knot if I have to do it with no time to waste, or if I have time, the Mega Ian knot.
My shoes don't dare come undone.
Also the other day I was being interviewed on radio while drinking Starbucks and the interviewer suggested naming a character Tyrone and I don't know exactly why it was funny but I inhaled my drink and went into a several minute long coughing fit.
That was wonderful.