I stare at him until my cold penetrating eyes reach into a soul, and yank the life out of 'im.
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Stick him in a room, tie him to a chair, leave him there for a while without food or water, and come back for meals, so I can eat in front of him. I might leave some food in the room after leaving too.
I would lock them in a small room for three years with nothing to eat or drink but feces and ****.
After those three years I would remove his skin and do the same thing for another three years.
I would then slowely take him apart and lay his organs and other vital body parts on the floor beside each other, while keeping him alive of course, and keep him like that for three years.
After all of that I will **** his wife, mother, brother, dad and, children in front of him. (in the ass :3)
And then I will flood the room with salty lemon juice up to just below his nose so he can still breath and keep him alive there until he dies of natual causes.
Also the salty lemon juice will be either very hot or very cold... It depends on which would hurt more.
... Also I just thought of this... There will be no windows in the room and only a small very dim light.
... Also I will have a team of professional psychiatrists who will mentally torture him constantly.
I think somewhere along the line people confused this thread with "Method of Torturing a Person to Death."
Because generally speaking if you want someone dead you want it quick and quiet or big and showy.
But if you wanted to go purely for misery and agony points it's entirely another matter.
It must be the setup i used, having a bum at your mercy and an "infinite armory" of everything that can potentially kill someone (everything), it made people just torture them to death.
I must make a situation to optimize killing in fights and not some poor helpless bum who for so,me reason decided it would be okay to burn everyone except one person to death and make mockeries out of them in the backyard only to find himself at the mercy of a person who has a shitload of ways to kill him, and every logical reason to kill him.
Besides, in that kind of situation I wouldn't want the person to die at all.
I'd rather we become friends instead.
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One day, there will be someone who looks at my signature and wonders "who gives a damn?"
So, you would use a precise method against your adversaries? Please elaborate.
I have long fancied the idea of taking mind-warping torture to it's logical conclusion: Friendship and Love!
There's just something so appealing to me about the ability to make the worst and foulest of your enemies into the best of your friends in a way that makes them suffer so horribly as to change even the most instinctual of thoughts.
Unfortunately, it seems I do this more to myself than anyone else, now that I think about it...
So...you decided that torture wasn't an acceptable method of killing? This would be the preferred method of killing someone with no personal blame who had destroyed your family.
Torture is still an acceptable method, it is just that with the situation and setup used it was almost only torture and it got repetitive.
So I changed the situation to be more diverse and open in choice; having a helpless person only seems rather detrimental; so using someone who tries to kill you in some place who's combat ability and appearance varies on what is needed to show off your method to look deadlier makes more sense to me.
If torture is still the method you prefer, just simply continue doing that.
I am not trying to get rid of torture, just broaden the diversity of kill methods as using a "irredeemable ******* at your mercy" scenario can only go for so long you know. Maybe I should just make three separate scenarios that involve different conditions of the "test dummy" for your kills.
Any ideas? I am open to any ideas anyone else has.