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Statement: Any half-way decent conspiratorial conspirator could tell you that just about any day now the zombie invasion will begin.



Query: What have you done to prepare for this event?

Link: Cracked

I have tin-foil hats and hipster glasses.

What else do I need?

A sign reading "I agree, these humans suck, take me with you"
I am defecting!

Join 'em. There's much to learn and explore.

I will send them a message:
"You see that big white building in a city called Washington D.C filled with about 600 idiots? Please destroy it. It will help us all so much."
Is that defecting?

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Lolno. I'm going to go all fallout on them. Get Kidnapped, some how escape, get their technologically advanced weapons, and rape **** on their mothership.