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Shot at 95, by a jealous husband.

Why does everyone want to OD on Cocane. Screw that ****, At my fake funeral, I will have a mariachi band and strippers come entertain me at the bar, I will die of an excitement enduced heart attack.


Note: Fake funeral explained on page 2.

fun story, so my faith teacher at a catholic highschool told my class that she wanted to die while she was givin her husband head and her kids were watching her.. i think she's on to something :biggrin.gif:

well i dont go there anymore.. college FTMFW amirite?

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So am I. But when it comes to catholic schoolgirls (18 or older) and slutty faith teachers I'll take a refresher course.

oh slutty is definately a word i would shy from when describing her.... more like a mix between barney and a grizzly bear. the size/shape of barney, but the anger/attitude/shortmindedness of a grizzly bear

Hopefully in a lawlzy way. :3

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Oh... Nevermind.

yea haha, the girls were pretty slutty though, if that's what you're into :biggrin.gif:

I want light up a joint of the finest green as I sit in a running car, located in a closed garage. Listening to chill music is, of course, optional. I find this way to be equally as peaceful as dying in one's sleep, but more enjoyable.

Are you threatening me!??!?!

In an air crash. Quickly and painlessly, doing what i love - flying a plane.

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You fly planes? Sounds like we can work something out, I'll get back to you in 70 years or so.

No, not yet. I'm taking my first flying lessons next summer.

I want to die by being blown the up by a missile while defending the world tree from the sky people while riding a ****ing dragon.

Edit: Or be trampled by bunnies =3

Cyanide gas baby. When I was doing demo work on this old building about a decade ago I had to use a demo saw on a girt that had that spray insulation on it. Well when you burn that insulation it gives off cyanide gas and can kill you so we had to wear respirators. I guess mine wasnt sealed right cause all I remember was working on the girt then feeling really warm and happy...like hot coco on christmas morning wrapped in a snuggie warm and happy. I also remember seeing a bunch of circular rainbows like a kaleidoscope, It was ****ing amazing.

What really happened was the gas got inside my mask and I fellout, dropping the saw and nearly cutting my leg all to ****. As soon as the other guys on my crew saw me take a dive they pulled me away and popped my mask. They said I was out of it for about five minuets. Later on at the hospital the doctor said I was so close to death it wasnt even funny. It seems a very very small amount of gas got in and that was enough to do what it did. He said I was incredibly lucky and should probably be dead.

Anyway back on topic...cyanide gas is the way to go.

UPDATE: Just looked up cyanide gas to confirm and I'm guessing that wasnt the stuff I breathed in cause that shits a horrible way to go so EDIT: The way to die is by breathing in whatever the hell I breathed in cause that stuff was awesome.

I cant.

Me? Die? HA!!!
But if i were to for some odd reason... i would get old then when i came close to dieing i would drink a bunch of soda till i died

At the fires of mount doom.