I sincerely hope this is a joke. No one will ever check your nuts for disfigurations ( they may try to check your nuts, but it wont be for that reason :wink.gif: ). Seriously though, modern churches aren't like that.
The Old Testament, property of the Jews, borrowed by the Christians.
A lot of it is obsolete nowadays, and nobody takes all of the Old Testament seriously. I mean, come on, do you think [INSERT UNREALISTIC OLD TESTAMENT PASSAGE HERE] would've really happened?
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The Old Testament, property of the Jews, borrowed by the Christians.
A lot of it is obsolete nowadays, and nobody takes all of the Old Testament seriously. I mean, come on, do you think [INSERT UNREALISTIC OLD TESTAMENT PASSAGE HERE] would've really happened?
You know, if I went and made a thread and took a line from On the Origin of Species out of context and then proceeded to make fun of Darwin for it, people would be up in arms. But I don't, because we're all better than that, right?
You'd think that, since most sexuality is considered a sin, they might've praised you.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. I don't want your damn lemons! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
According to Deuteronomy 23:1,
This is an outrage! Do you think I can sue?
I tought he was a good man...
#AntiSec
As for my balls, I landed crotch first into a searing hot bowl of punch. They were incinerated instantly.
Just tell them you have balls. Like it will matter!
The christian bible.
The Old Testament, property of the Jews, borrowed by the Christians.
A lot of it is obsolete nowadays, and nobody takes all of the Old Testament seriously. I mean, come on, do you think [INSERT UNREALISTIC OLD TESTAMENT PASSAGE HERE] would've really happened?
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THE WOMAN TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF SALT!
That ban was removed.
so what happened? Are they gone?
maybe they cracked and sizzled like eggs.
Act like it.
You heard that, green and red.
FFS, I am obviously wonderful.