Bah homework! Burn it i say! We need no daily work that makes up a large percentage of our grade! We have tests! And if those fail we have quizes! And if those fail we have seduction
In order to avoid homework, injury must be to writing hand!
Unless one writes with both...
I dont see how broken legs specifically helps avoid homework in the long run...
Today's Slice is Feral zucchini, Black Russian tomato, Fuji apple, Chinese chives, Italian mozzarella, four colours of capsicum, Spanish basil and Greek rosemary in French style custard wrapped in thick English style pastry.
"Slime
This game requires a little preparation. Before the party, the host will need to mix a quantity (about 3000 cubic feet should be sufficient) of green slime. This is made up of egg whites, gelatin and shampoo, colored with coloring agent E19076335 (if the game is to be played in the normal way, the health warning may be safely ignored).
The green slime is then pumped into a room selected by the host, who must ensure that the slime completely fills the room, and that the door is then firmly shut.
Each player is then invited to open the door to any room of his or her choice. When the unsuspecting player who chooses the slime room opens the door, and is engulfed in the avalanche of green slime, general hilarity will result. This player may now transfer the slime to another room, and the game begins again."
Best played in large mansions or corporate offices...
1. What is the value of 1 post, assuming that we're converting into US currency?
a. How do you use a post to pay for a product/service?
b. What kind of profitable jobs there would be, in this Off Topic town, (which we seem to have decided to dub, "New Daychat/Deichato/wrbhatever-spelling")
2. Since the decree that mods should suspend posting privilages, instead of banning (Right Shairn and Yourself?), what would the Offtopica equvalient be?
3. Do you consider the RP and 'the story' to be canon? Why? (besides actual historical fact, and changed names)
4. What would happen if a cold-hearted, Hitler-like ruler stepped into the political spotlight, and blamed the Administration team all of Minecraftia's problems? What if the populace believed him?
1. 100 posts= 1 pound of gold= a lot over 16,500 dollars and varying. do the math
a. Hmm just give the post note. It was not earned by the shopkeeper but instead becomes a rep note. It has the same value.
b. Mods are payed (without posts) a tiny bit more than others which vary depending on how large their service is open.
2. Suspension is being put in jail
3. Yes. So far nothing has happened to the contrary.
4. Admins sit back and roll their eyes as they go into uproar... What the people believe doesn't change facts.
1. I had a fancy logarithmic graph worked out for calculating money based on number of posts... then I realized there's a much easier solution:
Find the total number of posts you have in Off Topic. Mine, for example, is 2,942 once this post is submitted. Square that number, and that's how much money you have in $. I have 8,655,364$ because I'm a rich mother****er.
a. Not sure about this. I think it would be best to just set aside some of your money in a "trust" of sorts. The trust would have a static amount that you choose (for example, I may allocate 1,000,000$ of my current worth to it) and transactions would deposit or withdrawal money from that. It's probably best to exclude it when people ask you how much you're worth. For example, let's say someone asks me. Well, I have 1mil in my trust, and I normally have over 8.5mil, but I recently spent 200,000$ on my new house, so the trust only really got 800,000$. I should just answer that I'm worth at least 7.5mil and have a couple grand in the trust.
b. Idk. Choose a job for yourself? :3
2. House arrest, maybe?
3. Sure.
4. I guess so long as they support him he would come to power and somehow throw the mods out. Unless you want to make moderators transcendental beings who cannot be lynched somehow... but you being a retired staff member, what would that make you? A fallen god? Lol.
Hmmm, I was pricing Drinks and Snacks on the 1 Post = 1 Dollar US rate...
Don't know if its a functioning system or not. Can you exchange currency with counties other than Offtopica?
My account in Texpacia is building into a nice little tourist fund...
Todays Drink is Tequila Slammers with Sea Salt, and Fresh Lemon, Lime and Orange wedges. Rich in Vitamin C, restores salt levels and hairy as the dog that bit ya last night!
"The grave is a fine and private place, but none do there, i think, embrace."
Well, not unless the goths are on a bender in the graveyard again...
I would be a redstone device under the town, so large and complex that I gain a consciousness.
I control and monitor all your redstone usage, and can tamper with it. I have servants that expand my existence.
All the cool kids live there.
What a fine example of an integrated community, eh?
What do you mean by.. worse..?
Nevermind.
Progress? What do you mean by progress? I was busy doing homework/working on my story/playing Minecraft/moderating!
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[12:41] Coffeeeeeee!
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[16:29] "And lo, the tacos were delicious"
It's hard to follow your dreams when you run from your nightmares. --
Homework? Pfft homeschooling FTW. Homework is schoolwork and schoolwork is homework. Infinite loop.
Story... yeahh
Playing Minecraft... What's Minecraft?
Moderating. These forums don't need moderating!
Indeed. One benefit of being injured.
Unless one writes with both...
I dont see how broken legs specifically helps avoid homework in the long run...
Today's Slice is Feral zucchini, Black Russian tomato, Fuji apple, Chinese chives, Italian mozzarella, four colours of capsicum, Spanish basil and Greek rosemary in French style custard wrapped in thick English style pastry.
"Slime
This game requires a little preparation. Before the party, the host will need to mix a quantity (about 3000 cubic feet should be sufficient) of green slime. This is made up of egg whites, gelatin and shampoo, colored with coloring agent E19076335 (if the game is to be played in the normal way, the health warning may be safely ignored).
The green slime is then pumped into a room selected by the host, who must ensure that the slime completely fills the room, and that the door is then firmly shut.
Each player is then invited to open the door to any room of his or her choice. When the unsuspecting player who chooses the slime room opens the door, and is engulfed in the avalanche of green slime, general hilarity will result. This player may now transfer the slime to another room, and the game begins again."
Best played in large mansions or corporate offices...
I would become a mob boss (assuming there isnt one) and start a gang thats anti government to take the government down by raiding the Nexus.
1. What is the value of 1 post, assuming that we're converting into US currency?
a. How do you use a post to pay for a product/service?
b. What kind of profitable jobs there would be, in this Off Topic town, (which we seem to have decided to dub, "New Daychat/Deichato/wrbhatever-spelling")
2. Since the decree that mods should suspend posting privilages, instead of banning (Right Shairn and Yourself?), what would the Offtopica equvalient be?
3. Do you consider the RP and 'the story' to be canon? Why? (besides actual historical fact, and changed names)
4. What would happen if a cold-hearted, Hitler-like ruler stepped into the political spotlight, and blamed the Administration team all of Minecraftia's problems? What if the populace believed him?
[12:41] Coffeeeeeee!
---
[16:29] "And lo, the tacos were delicious"
a. Hmm just give the post note. It was not earned by the shopkeeper but instead becomes a rep note. It has the same value.
b. Mods are payed (without posts) a tiny bit more than others which vary depending on how large their service is open.
2. Suspension is being put in jail
3. Yes. So far nothing has happened to the contrary.
4. Admins sit back and roll their eyes as they go into uproar... What the people believe doesn't change facts.
Find the total number of posts you have in Off Topic. Mine, for example, is 2,942 once this post is submitted. Square that number, and that's how much money you have in $. I have 8,655,364$ because I'm a rich mother****er.
a. Not sure about this. I think it would be best to just set aside some of your money in a "trust" of sorts. The trust would have a static amount that you choose (for example, I may allocate 1,000,000$ of my current worth to it) and transactions would deposit or withdrawal money from that. It's probably best to exclude it when people ask you how much you're worth. For example, let's say someone asks me. Well, I have 1mil in my trust, and I normally have over 8.5mil, but I recently spent 200,000$ on my new house, so the trust only really got 800,000$. I should just answer that I'm worth at least 7.5mil and have a couple grand in the trust.
b. Idk. Choose a job for yourself? :3
2. House arrest, maybe?
3. Sure.
4. I guess so long as they support him he would come to power and somehow throw the mods out. Unless you want to make moderators transcendental beings who cannot be lynched somehow... but you being a retired staff member, what would that make you? A fallen god? Lol.
You heard that, green and red.
Don't know if its a functioning system or not. Can you exchange currency with counties other than Offtopica?
My account in Texpacia is building into a nice little tourist fund...
Todays Drink is Tequila Slammers with Sea Salt, and Fresh Lemon, Lime and Orange wedges. Rich in Vitamin C, restores salt levels and hairy as the dog that bit ya last night!
"The grave is a fine and private place, but none do there, i think, embrace."
Well, not unless the goths are on a bender in the graveyard again...
speaking of the story, when's the next update?
don't click this link...
Anyways, I would live in a small shack with a trap door that leads down to a massive, underground library... Of books all written by me.
I control and monitor all your redstone usage, and can tamper with it. I have servants that expand my existence.