It didn't end well. About an hour after I got it, I was cleaning stuff off of it, and I clumsily rubbed my thumb against the blade.
Discuss clumsiness and how hilarious it can be when it happens to others.
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"I cut my finger by accident, better make a thread about it."
Damnit, read the bottom line before you make a reply, derp.
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I cut my ring finger open once with my old little pocket knife when I was playing with it. Kinda hurt and there a good signifigant ammount of blood. Of course I didnt tell my dad and I think it would have needed to be stitched closed. We didnt have bandaids at the time so I used Ductape, and toilet paper to make a makeshift bandaid, A day later, my cut was half healed.
I cut my ring finger open once with my old little pocket knife when I was playing with it. Kinda hurt and there a good signifigant ammount of blood. Of course I didnt tell my dad and I think it would have needed to be stitched closed. We didnt have bandaids at the time so I used Ductape, and toilet paper to make a makeshift bandaid, A day later, my cut was half healed.
In conclusion, dont play with knifes.
I've nearly chopped one of my fingers off at the tip, had a knife go through my hand, and have dropped a knife, had it bounce up off the ground and stab me in the calf muscle.
And I still collect and play with knives.
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But your story was not at all hilarious or even interesting, it was just a weak lead-in.
And I'm sure the internet stands beside your opinion. Thanks for being oppressive and ruining the point of this thread.
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one time I wanted to change my name on XboxLIVE so bad I bought microsoft points with my dads credit card without his permission. Took him about a week to notice.
what does that have to do with anything? Oh, because Before he asked me about it, I cut my thumb while i was cleaning tree gump off my knife
My first pocket knife is a Smith and Weason, still brand new I found in the parking lot of my job. :biggrin.gif:
It just sits on my hip if i need to defend myself, bout it.
Recently I cut up my hands (3 times) trying to get hot glue off some scissors.
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I've tripped a lot. Last week of middle-school my backpack is filled with books to bring back to the library, I'm tired and my bags a bit heavy, all of the sudden I'm like a tree and slam face first into the asphalt.
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Last December on the 30 I was returning home after seeing the movie Invictus, I decided to go long-board skateboarding, and then . . . nothing. I wake up 12 hours later in the hospital. I had suffered a head trauma after having lost control being thrown forward from my board landing head first into the asphalt, at this point I'm unconscious, so I am flung into a flip and slam my head again in a ragdoll sort of way. Result was a heavy head pain for about a month, the loss of my sense of smell (which I am slowly regaining, thank god)
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Later after the head trauma, I return to my university, and me and the friends go out riding again, we approach a sudden steep hill leading to an overpass, I had not known that there was a bar going across the street barring off a cars entry. Thinking I can get under it, I bend down, but just before "Oh no, that won't work" So I thrust out my chest and try to catch myself on the bar and absorb a majority of all the force. The result was my mouth banging shut and slamming my jaw on the bar. I chipped off nearly my entire bottom left from the center tooth. I now have a false tooth there.
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During elementary school I was playing around with some weights and was swinging them about, in both hands in front of me and behind me over and over. My ring finger on my left hand then got caught between the two hard places and split it right open and shattered the tip of my finger. Had stitches for a month.
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Back in high school I was a sub on the tennis team, and I was playing a game against one of my underclassmen. I was ahead and one game from winning, and then I proceeded to lose every game resulting in my final loss. Now this infuriated me and I walked to the metal storage container where coach stored all the supplies. I then punched that container, leaving a dent, that is still there to this day. However the result was a boxer's fracture in my right hand pinky knuckle. And stupidly instead of a splint they gave me a cast, which caused me to have an improperly healed knuckle.
Later that year I did the same thing to my left pinky but that was on someones face. (not the underclassmen aforementioned) Lucky I got a splint that time and it healed properly. The guys face however, I busted his eyebrow and sent him running . . . well hopefully I don't see him again. Indian **** never will learn how to shut up and not mess with people.
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Not exactly all clumsy but hey might as well tell ya.
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Discuss clumsiness and how hilarious it can be when it happens to others.
FFS, I am obviously wonderful.
Im 13 and Ive gone through 5 flamethrowers...
I actually set that up so someone would ask that. I really did.
It was tree gunk. Promise.
Damnit, read the bottom line before you make a reply, derp.
FFS, I am obviously wonderful.
In conclusion, dont play with knifes.
But your story was not at all hilarious or even interesting, it was just a weak lead-in.
I've nearly chopped one of my fingers off at the tip, had a knife go through my hand, and have dropped a knife, had it bounce up off the ground and stab me in the calf muscle.
And I still collect and play with knives.
It's hard to follow your dreams when you run from your nightmares. --
And I'm sure the internet stands beside your opinion. Thanks for being oppressive and ruining the point of this thread.
FFS, I am obviously wonderful.
I never found a need for it.
....
I will never stab plastic dolls again.
"I opened a soda and it fizzed up.
Discuss clumsiness and how hilarious it can be when it happens to others. "
what does that have to do with anything? Oh, because Before he asked me about it, I cut my thumb while i was cleaning tree gump off my knife
xD
Yeah. It's happened.
You heard that, green and red.
It just sits on my hip if i need to defend myself, bout it.
I never cut myself. Learn how to handle a blade.
Recently I cut up my hands (3 times) trying to get hot glue off some scissors.
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I've tripped a lot. Last week of middle-school my backpack is filled with books to bring back to the library, I'm tired and my bags a bit heavy, all of the sudden I'm like a tree and slam face first into the asphalt.
---
Last December on the 30 I was returning home after seeing the movie Invictus, I decided to go long-board skateboarding, and then . . . nothing. I wake up 12 hours later in the hospital. I had suffered a head trauma after having lost control being thrown forward from my board landing head first into the asphalt, at this point I'm unconscious, so I am flung into a flip and slam my head again in a ragdoll sort of way. Result was a heavy head pain for about a month, the loss of my sense of smell (which I am slowly regaining, thank god)
---
Later after the head trauma, I return to my university, and me and the friends go out riding again, we approach a sudden steep hill leading to an overpass, I had not known that there was a bar going across the street barring off a cars entry. Thinking I can get under it, I bend down, but just before "Oh no, that won't work" So I thrust out my chest and try to catch myself on the bar and absorb a majority of all the force. The result was my mouth banging shut and slamming my jaw on the bar. I chipped off nearly my entire bottom left from the center tooth. I now have a false tooth there.
---
During elementary school I was playing around with some weights and was swinging them about, in both hands in front of me and behind me over and over. My ring finger on my left hand then got caught between the two hard places and split it right open and shattered the tip of my finger. Had stitches for a month.
---
Back in high school I was a sub on the tennis team, and I was playing a game against one of my underclassmen. I was ahead and one game from winning, and then I proceeded to lose every game resulting in my final loss. Now this infuriated me and I walked to the metal storage container where coach stored all the supplies. I then punched that container, leaving a dent, that is still there to this day. However the result was a boxer's fracture in my right hand pinky knuckle. And stupidly instead of a splint they gave me a cast, which caused me to have an improperly healed knuckle.
Later that year I did the same thing to my left pinky but that was on someones face. (not the underclassmen aforementioned) Lucky I got a splint that time and it healed properly. The guys face however, I busted his eyebrow and sent him running . . . well hopefully I don't see him again. Indian **** never will learn how to shut up and not mess with people.
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Not exactly all clumsy but hey might as well tell ya.
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I have had my pocketknife for 3 years and no accidents yet. Plenty of bike accidents though.
I-I'm hoping it was just bike riding accidents with no knife. Oh god if you did have the knife.