1. The box, from Inception. That thing is capable of some high scale damage.
2. Portal Gun (Dual-end, of course. One color is not enough.)
3. Feather sword, for it's too absurd to be useful, or taken seriously.
4. Claymore, for it is amazing.
5. Magic spells which sound intriguing and entrancing, like some old Elvish.
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Because potatoes have never been something so valued to mankind.
I'll defeat you with my indifference and the power of laughter!
Also, twin-blades.
Your indifference shall succumb to the awesome power of my charisma and wonder.
You may have Courage, Link, but you do not have Wisdom or Power. I shall not succumb to you.
But I do. The energy is surging through me! I am a god!
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. I don't want your damn lemons! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
"...But don’t worry, you’re not alone, there are many men like you left in the world, and some of them even used to be your friends. After all, this is America, and we only kill our friends." - Immortal Technique
May I suggest we change the topic to 'Pictures of Obama with a Lightsaber'?
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"...But don’t worry, you’re not alone, there are many men like you left in the world, and some of them even used to be your friends. After all, this is America, and we only kill our friends." - Immortal Technique
The nuke weapon from Turok 2: Seeds of Evil. Instantly cooks food, and enemies all in one compact microwave weapon. Even works through walls of lead!
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If you are a Battletech/Mechwarrior geek you may enjoy my Timberwolf/MADCAT model (the source of my avatar) (warning: image-heavy link target) I will often edit my posts after I have posted them in an attempt to improve their clarity (I value a few high quality posts over several low quality ones; the more lengthy the post, the more time it requires to edit) so you might want to wait for a while if this post is recent and refresh to see if anything has changed before replying to it.
I'd want to be able to do what Dandelo could do in the Dark Tower. Being highly charasmatic and having the ability to make people laugh to death while feeding off of their emotions.
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I'm with the speedrunning community and this [below] is a semi-annual charity marathon we hold.
The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
OR A DC-17 (with the stuff the commando's get) OMGBBQPL0X.
2. Portal Gun (Dual-end, of course. One color is not enough.)
3. Feather sword, for it's too absurd to be useful, or taken seriously.
4. Claymore, for it is amazing.
5. Magic spells which sound intriguing and entrancing, like some old Elvish.
Thus, but only a double-sided lightsaber.
For sure I'd love a Portal gun and also magic spells. Maybe a gun that shoots high-voltage knives? Totally just made that up.
But I do. The energy is surging through me! I am a god!
FFS, I am obviously wonderful.
PIC. ****ING. RELATED.
Same.
The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
May I suggest we change the topic to 'Pictures of Obama with a Lightsaber'?
I will often edit my posts after I have posted them in an attempt to improve their clarity (I value a few high quality posts over several low quality ones; the more lengthy the post, the more time it requires to edit) so you might want to wait for a while if this post is recent and refresh to see if anything has changed before replying to it.
Friendliest wolfshark thing you'll meet. Maybe.
'Tis better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself!
Aww.. So sweet.
Me too, I was just joking.
I think I- Okay, that joke's played out.