...No, no zombies...I don't even have a gun to press against my head, let alone something portable and with enough firepower to allow me to survive till:
A) All the zombies rot/starve
:cool.gif: All the zombies are wiped out
...I also have a major fear of zombies.
I agree with you. If i got hold of a gun during a zombie invasion and i was alone, I would abandon all hope, Shoot myself.
Cool. I also have a M&P 40 airsoft gun. To just to annoy the zombies.
High-5! I'll load up all 4 of my airsoft guns. Annoy the hell out of those zombies! That's a terrible plan! I'm going to die! Can the zombies wait until I purchase an actual firearm? That would be nice. If not, I could hole-up here for a while. Only way in is with a key or card. Doors close automatically behind you. As long as we post guards at the two main entrances to the building and bar all others, we should be able to ride it out in the dorm. My roomies and I have enough ramen to last us a couple months.
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Sorry for my lust for blood and mayhem.
But wouldn't it be fun (for a while) to have actual zombies in real life.
I had this thought when my family went to buy my dad some golf clubs. The swinging of the golf club.
Then i thought my dad has a .303, semi auto shotgun and 2 .22's. So my family would be kinda safe.
1. Sit on roof
2. pop beer
3. Shoot zombies
4. don't realize that the muzzle flash and firing noist attract 10x more zombies
5. go back to 3 as long as you have ammunition to spend
6. ?????
7. BrRrrrRaaaAAaaiiiIIinnnNNnnSSsss
Ah well, I needn't worry.
I am well prepared!
Thanks to this:
Well prepared to a life of deception and stealth, seclusion and the daily fear of death.
Not as good as people growing up with this, but still good. Hopefully.
Eh... no, I'm gonna die :I
>:3
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And like the baseless fabric of this vision, the cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, the solemn temples, the giant Screen itself, all of which we inherit shall dissolve. And, like an insubstantial pageant faded, leave not a byte behind.
I think this is one of those things where, the fantasy is probably more exciting than if it actually happened.
Depends on how you perceive a fantasy. But in the end... well, yes, you're right.
You don't see many people playing, say, Modern Warfare 2... or Fallout 3 and say "Man, It'd be, like, totally radical if I could live there and experience all that myself." ....actually there are. And that's sad :I
Additionally, the perception of Zombies themselves goes into account. Like, the Romero-Boyle conflict. I find the Romero-Type zombies to be the superior ones, because they create a constant state of fear and paranoia. They can be easily evaded, but hardly escaped and every wrong move you do could end you up being surrounded by thousands of them, slowly shuffling into your direction or prodding themselves at your door with you trying to not think about that it'll eventually break or you'll starve to death..... Infected on the other hand... MEH.
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And like the baseless fabric of this vision, the cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, the solemn temples, the giant Screen itself, all of which we inherit shall dissolve. And, like an insubstantial pageant faded, leave not a byte behind.
Sorry for my lust for blood and mayhem.
But wouldn't it be fun (for a while) to have actual zombies in real life.
I had this thought when my family went to buy my dad some golf clubs. The swinging of the golf club.
Then i thought my dad has a .303, semi auto shotgun and 2 .22's. So my family would be kinda safe.
1. Sit on roof
2. pop beer
3. Shoot zombies
4. don't realize that the muzzle flash and firing noist attract 10x more zombies
5. go back to 3 as long as you have ammunition to spend
6. ?????
7. BrRrrrRaaaAAaaiiiIIinnnNNnnSSsss
Ah well, I needn't worry.
I am well prepared!
Thanks to this:
[img]
Well prepared to a life of deception and stealth, seclusion and the daily fear of death.
Not as good as people growing up with this, but still good. Hopefully.
Eh... no, I'm gonna die :I
>:3
The ZSG is incredibly biased towards melee weaponry, which is fine if the corpse has rotted enough for the blood and various other bodily fluids to have coagulated. If it's still fresh enough to have liquid bodily fluids, the spatter from the kill poses a risk of infection.
In a low-class Zombie outbreak, I'd use my .22s, probably with subsonic ammo to reduce the noise output (And there's next to no muzzle flash with a .22 during the daytime). For anything lasting longer than a month, I'd move up to the smallest caliber with a primer (.22 rounds are rimfire rounds; where most rounds are fired by the firing pin striking a primer to ignite the powder charge, rimfire rounds are fired by the firing pin simply striking the back of the round), to open the possibility of reloading my spent casings.
For shelter during low class outbreaks, my house would be fine if we axed away the stairs leading to the front and side porches, and barricaded the back door well. For anything bigger, I'd probably go steal a plane like a dumbass, fly erratically north until I found something to hint at my being over Ohio, land on the closest thing to an airstrip I could find, and hunt down Sum because I'm an idiot in love.
Go to liqour store at first sign of a possible outbreak
Loot tons of alcohol bottles
Sit on roof and wait for zombies to appear
Stuff rags in said bottles
Light
Throw
Go to liqour store at first sign of a possible outbreak
Loot tons of alcohol bottles
Sit on roof and wait for zombies to appear
Stuff rags in said bottles
Light
Throw
Go to liqour store at first sign of a possible outbreak
Loot tons of alcohol bottles
Sit on roof and wait for zombies to appear
Stuff rags in said bottles
Light
Throw
The ZSG is incredibly biased towards melee weaponry, which is fine if the corpse has rotted enough for the blood and various other bodily fluids to have coagulated. If it's still fresh enough to have liquid bodily fluids, the spatter from the kill poses a risk of infection.
Finding the perfect weapon for a zombie outbreak is trying to get to the cream filling of a twinkie without penetrating it's body.... or something like that. In the end all weapons have drawbacks, all combat situations can attract more zombies or net you a nice infection and in the end tons upon tons of factors run together.
Melee weapons, depending on type and function, bring you closer to the ghouls than it might be safe. Unsafe handling might cause weapons to get lodged inside the bodies, splatter might transfer the infection to you... but on the other hand the shot out of a simple shotgun alone could be loud enough to attract all zombies in a huge radius.
The ZSG isn't foolproof, but a very entertaining and well thought out Guide with many aspects covered :3
In the end, the BEST way to survive a zombie apocalype is to find a place where there are no zombies :I
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And like the baseless fabric of this vision, the cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, the solemn temples, the giant Screen itself, all of which we inherit shall dissolve. And, like an insubstantial pageant faded, leave not a byte behind.
Sorry for my lust for blood and mayhem.
But wouldn't it be fun (for a while) to have actual zombies in real life.
I had this thought when my family went to buy my dad some golf clubs. The swinging of the golf club.
Then i thought my dad has a .303, semi auto shotgun and 2 .22's. So my family would be kinda safe.
1. Sit on roof
2. pop beer
3. Shoot zombies
4. don't realize that the muzzle flash and firing noist attract 10x more zombies
5. go back to 3 as long as you have ammunition to spend
6. ?????
7. BrRrrrRaaaAAaaiiiIIinnnNNnnSSsss
Ah well, I needn't worry.
I am well prepared!
Thanks to this:
[img]
Well prepared to a life of deception and stealth, seclusion and the daily fear of death.
Not as good as people growing up with this, but still good. Hopefully.
Eh... no, I'm gonna die :I
>:3
The ZSG is incredibly biased towards melee weaponry, which is fine if the corpse has rotted enough for the blood and various other bodily fluids to have coagulated. If it's still fresh enough to have liquid bodily fluids, the spatter from the kill poses a risk of infection.
In a low-class Zombie outbreak, I'd use my .22s, probably with subsonic ammo to reduce the noise output (And there's next to no muzzle flash with a .22 during the daytime). For anything lasting longer than a month, I'd move up to the smallest caliber with a primer (.22 rounds are rimfire rounds; where most rounds are fired by the firing pin striking a primer to ignite the powder charge, rimfire rounds are fired by the firing pin simply striking the back of the round), to open the possibility of reloading my spent casings.
For shelter during low class outbreaks, my house would be fine if we axed away the stairs leading to the front and side porches, and barricaded the back door well. For anything bigger, I'd probably go steal a plane like a dumbass, fly erratically north until I found something to hint at my being over Ohio, land on the closest thing to an airstrip I could find, and hunt down Sum because I'm an idiot in love.
My bigger brother has a .22 with subsonic rounds so we would be quiet. Just need to shut the chihuahua up. And no, im not killing it.
Sorry for my lust for blood and mayhem.
But wouldn't it be fun (for a while) to have actual zombies in real life.
I had this thought when my family went to buy my dad some golf clubs. The swinging of the golf club.
Then i thought my dad has a .303, semi auto shotgun and 2 .22's. So my family would be kinda safe.
1. Sit on roof
2. pop beer
3. Shoot zombies
4. don't realize that the muzzle flash and firing noist attract 10x more zombies
5. go back to 3 as long as you have ammunition to spend
6. ?????
7. BrRrrrRaaaAAaaiiiIIinnnNNnnSSsss
Ah well, I needn't worry.
I am well prepared!
Thanks to this:
[img]
Well prepared to a life of deception and stealth, seclusion and the daily fear of death.
Not as good as people growing up with this, but still good. Hopefully.
Eh... no, I'm gonna die :I
>:3
The ZSG is incredibly biased towards melee weaponry, which is fine if the corpse has rotted enough for the blood and various other bodily fluids to have coagulated. If it's still fresh enough to have liquid bodily fluids, the spatter from the kill poses a risk of infection.
In a low-class Zombie outbreak, I'd use my .22s, probably with subsonic ammo to reduce the noise output (And there's next to no muzzle flash with a .22 during the daytime). For anything lasting longer than a month, I'd move up to the smallest caliber with a primer (.22 rounds are rimfire rounds; where most rounds are fired by the firing pin striking a primer to ignite the powder charge, rimfire rounds are fired by the firing pin simply striking the back of the round), to open the possibility of reloading my spent casings.
For shelter during low class outbreaks, my house would be fine if we axed away the stairs leading to the front and side porches, and barricaded the back door well. For anything bigger, I'd probably go steal a plane like a dumbass, fly erratically north until I found something to hint at my being over Ohio, land on the closest thing to an airstrip I could find, and hunt down Sum because I'm an idiot in love.
My bigger brother has a .22 with subsonic rounds so we would be quiet. Just need to shut the chihuahua up. And no, im not killing it.
I agree with you. If i got hold of a gun during a zombie invasion and i was alone, I would abandon all hope, Shoot myself.
That would change ALOT of stuff.
How about Resident evil 5 zombies?They are very advanced and have Gatling guns!
What did you say? Grammar is important.
Any kind of zombie...
My Pathfinder Campaign for the denizens of MCF: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1939035-where-are-we-sandbox-pathfinder-campaign-ooc/
Then I would just starve...
My Pathfinder Campaign for the denizens of MCF: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1939035-where-are-we-sandbox-pathfinder-campaign-ooc/
Zombies wouldn't last long. And you'd actually probably dehydrate before starving.
That is the anthem, the slogan, the summary of events
Even worse...
My Pathfinder Campaign for the denizens of MCF: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1939035-where-are-we-sandbox-pathfinder-campaign-ooc/
High-5! I'll load up all 4 of my airsoft guns. Annoy the hell out of those zombies! That's a terrible plan! I'm going to die! Can the zombies wait until I purchase an actual firearm? That would be nice. If not, I could hole-up here for a while. Only way in is with a key or card. Doors close automatically behind you. As long as we post guards at the two main entrances to the building and bar all others, we should be able to ride it out in the dorm. My roomies and I have enough ramen to last us a couple months.
1. Sit on roof
2. pop beer
3. Shoot zombies
4. don't realize that the muzzle flash and firing noist attract 10x more zombies
5. go back to 3 as long as you have ammunition to spend
6. ?????
7. BrRrrrRaaaAAaaiiiIIinnnNNnnSSsss
Ah well, I needn't worry.
I am well prepared!
Thanks to this:
Well prepared to a life of deception and stealth, seclusion and the daily fear of death.
Not as good as people growing up with this, but still good. Hopefully.
Eh... no, I'm gonna die :I
>:3
Depends on how you perceive a fantasy. But in the end... well, yes, you're right.
You don't see many people playing, say, Modern Warfare 2... or Fallout 3 and say "Man, It'd be, like, totally radical if I could live there and experience all that myself." ....actually there are. And that's sad :I
Additionally, the perception of Zombies themselves goes into account. Like, the Romero-Boyle conflict. I find the Romero-Type zombies to be the superior ones, because they create a constant state of fear and paranoia. They can be easily evaded, but hardly escaped and every wrong move you do could end you up being surrounded by thousands of them, slowly shuffling into your direction or prodding themselves at your door with you trying to not think about that it'll eventually break or you'll starve to death..... Infected on the other hand... MEH.
The ZSG is incredibly biased towards melee weaponry, which is fine if the corpse has rotted enough for the blood and various other bodily fluids to have coagulated. If it's still fresh enough to have liquid bodily fluids, the spatter from the kill poses a risk of infection.
In a low-class Zombie outbreak, I'd use my .22s, probably with subsonic ammo to reduce the noise output (And there's next to no muzzle flash with a .22 during the daytime). For anything lasting longer than a month, I'd move up to the smallest caliber with a primer (.22 rounds are rimfire rounds; where most rounds are fired by the firing pin striking a primer to ignite the powder charge, rimfire rounds are fired by the firing pin simply striking the back of the round), to open the possibility of reloading my spent casings.
For shelter during low class outbreaks, my house would be fine if we axed away the stairs leading to the front and side porches, and barricaded the back door well. For anything bigger, I'd probably go steal a plane like a dumbass, fly erratically north until I found something to hint at my being over Ohio, land on the closest thing to an airstrip I could find, and hunt down Sum because I'm an idiot in love.
Loot tons of alcohol bottles
Sit on roof and wait for zombies to appear
Stuff rags in said bottles
Light
Throw
Preeettttyyy
But then there'll be none left fer drinkin!
:ohmy.gif: Good point
Loot LOTS of bottles!
step 2:steal guns
step 3:ride bike(not drive,too much noise) to walmart
step 4:fortify windows and doors with **** I don't need
step 5:at all my food
step 6:get desperate and slather myself with zombie blood so I can go outside and not draw attention
step 7:search for resources
step 8:get eaten.
I think I'd last a few weeks...
Finding the perfect weapon for a zombie outbreak is trying to get to the cream filling of a twinkie without penetrating it's body.... or something like that. In the end all weapons have drawbacks, all combat situations can attract more zombies or net you a nice infection and in the end tons upon tons of factors run together.
Melee weapons, depending on type and function, bring you closer to the ghouls than it might be safe. Unsafe handling might cause weapons to get lodged inside the bodies, splatter might transfer the infection to you... but on the other hand the shot out of a simple shotgun alone could be loud enough to attract all zombies in a huge radius.
The ZSG isn't foolproof, but a very entertaining and well thought out Guide with many aspects covered :3
In the end, the BEST way to survive a zombie apocalype is to find a place where there are no zombies :I
My bigger brother has a .22 with subsonic rounds so we would be quiet. Just need to shut the chihuahua up. And no, im not killing it.
My bigger brother has a .22 with subsonic rounds so we would be quiet. Just need to shut the chihuahua up. And no, im not killing it.