Basic rules:
No overly dirt jokes.
Keep swearing to a minimum.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA RULES ABIDE YOU
How to format a half-decent joke;
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, NOUN VERBS YOU!
Also anything hiliarious related to soviet russia, even if it's not an actual soviet russia joke. EG:
Cleverbot: Who is the president of russia?
User: Hitler.
Cleverbot: Yes he was.
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At the end of the day it's the chair I trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
At the end of the day it's the chair I trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
In Soviet Russia, life is very hard and people must be working hard for to be able to buy food for family. Large percentage of population also has debilitating alcoholism. Most people are too poor to be able to be affording roof over head. House very wet during rainy season. Entire year is rainy season.
But such is life in Moscow.
bonus points if you read that with a thick russian accent
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"Thomas". There, now this thread has a reference to Thomas.
In Soviet Russia, GET THE HELL OUT CANADA'S GUNNA PWN YOU IN MENS AND WOMENS HOCKEY
In Soviet Russia, EVERYTHING DOES RAMIREZ
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At the end of the day it's the chair I trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
In Soviet Russia, life is very hard and people must be working hard for to be able to buy food for family. Large percentage of population also has debilitating alcoholism. Most people are too poor to be able to be affording roof over head. House very wet during rainy season. Entire year is rainy season.
But such is life in Moscow.
bonus points if you read that with a thick russian accent
I lol'd at the underlined part.
And yes, I did read it weeth theeck Russian accent, dah?
I might just steal that for a poetry unit, or at least the general idea and format.
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At the end of the day it's the chair I trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
IN SOVIET RUSSIA SCIENCE WORLD TAKES OVER RUSSIANS
IN THE 2010 OLYMPICS RUSSIANS TOOK OVER SCIENCE WORLD D:
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At the end of the day it's the chair I trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
Basic rules:
No overly dirt jokes.
Keep swearing to a minimum.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA RULES ABIDE YOU
How to format a half-decent joke;
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, NOUN VERBS YOU!
Also anything hiliarious related to soviet russia, even if it's not an actual soviet russia joke. EG:
Cleverbot: Who is the president of russia?
User: Hitler.
Cleverbot: Yes he was.
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
Bad Joke tells YOU!
In Soviet Russia,
Mines craft YOU!
In Soviet Russia,
Cow milks YOU!
In Soviet Russia,
Desk Job hates having to go to YOU!
In Russia, we have no money!
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
But such is life in Moscow.
bonus points if you read that with a thick russian accent
In Soviet Russia, EVERYTHING DOES RAMIREZ
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
in soviet russia guitar play you!!
In Amerika you make yo dawg
in soviet russia yo dawg make you!!!
In Amerika you ride taxi
in soviet russia taxi ride you!!!
20 posts per day, Taxi, you are one mad person
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In soviet russia, topic offs you!
I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE, GET OUT OF HERE
I lol'd at the underlined part.
And yes, I did read it weeth theeck Russian accent, dah?
Edit: Crap! To large. But here's the link anyway |: http://media.photobucket.com/image/sovi ... em.jpg?o=1
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HERE GETS OUT OF YOU
IN SOVIET RUSSIA SCIENCE WORLD TAKES OVER RUSSIANS
IN THE 2010 OLYMPICS RUSSIANS TOOK OVER SCIENCE WORLD D:
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust