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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I like sporks
You: Sporks are cool.
Stranger: Agreed.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: A seed.
You: I plead.
Stranger: I knead
You: You fleed.
Stranger: You Pee'd
You: Buy mead.
Stranger: A bead?
You: Tiger teed.
Stranger: Some Weed?
You: You, heed.
Stranger: I need.
You: I read.
Stranger: I lead
You: Assassin's creed.
Stranger: I bleed.
You: Car got keyed.
Stranger: I breed
You: Sign a deed.
Stranger: a fede
You: Your greed.
Stranger: I suceed
You: I feed.
Stranger: I speed
You: I breast-feed.
Stranger: Some Tweed
You: I buried.
Stranger: Stead
You: You copied.
Stranger: I jalopied
You: I exceed.
Stranger: smead
You: You inbreed.
Stranger: you ditch reed
Stranger: neither of us will give up, will we?
You: No.
You: I've been doing this so long
You: I got a nosebleed
Stranger: I got glee'd
You: I hear a stampede.
Stranger: I hear Chuck Norris
You: OH ****
You: GET IN THE FALLOUT SHELTER
Stranger: AWWWWwwwwwWWWWWWWwwwwwwHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHH!
You: AHH HES GOT ME BY THE BALLS
You: HES RIPPING THEM OFF WITH A TUNING FORK
Stranger: ok this is odd
You: Indeed.
Stranger: smead
You: I skiied
Stranger: i flee'd
Stranger: when chuck bestowed upon us
You: I'm worried.
You: About chuck norris.
Stranger: why?
You: He'll rip off my balls with a tuning fork.
You: Again.
Stranger: agreed
You: Indeed.
Stranger: ya we're restarting lol
You: Look, it's not you, it's me. I just think we should troll other people.
Stranger: I was going to say the same thing
Stranger: It
Stranger: *its been fun
You: Alright, see ya buddy.
Stranger: but we must go our seperate ways
You: GOODBYE *cries*
Stranger: *weeepss* fly away my birdy
You: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
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You: soop
Stranger: 19 f china
Stranger: what about you
You: Hahah
You: Troollllll
Stranger: where r u from
You: TROLLLLLLLL
You: IN THE DUNGEOOOOOON

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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello
You: You type slow.
Stranger: no i dont
You: Really?
You: This s wierd.
You: Stupid ybord.
Stranger: Lol, you type slow
You: Gh.
You: It´s y keboard, it´s so small.
Stranger: Oh.
You: Who the hell are you anyways?
Stranger: Why the hell does it matteR?
You: Cause i need to know.
You: Hehe.
Stranger: nah, you dont
You: Fine.
Stranger: )
Stranger: :smile.gif:
You: Are you a girl? Lol.
You: Supid question.
Stranger: Sure enough
You: Whatever.
You: Tis is creepy. *DC*

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Stranger: hey
You: 'sup dawg
Stranger: asl
You: People have been saying that all day. Does it mean ASshoLe?
You: If so, stop insulting me.
Stranger: ****ing *******
You: Language.
Stranger: finish
You: You're finnish?
Stranger: er4u finish ell
You: No, I am not finnish.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what are you?
Stranger: are u gay
You: I'm what you call an electronic humanoid.
You: The trisexual kind.
Stranger: no
Stranger: youre not
Stranger: geek
Stranger: noob
You: These insults do not make you seem more intelligent.
Stranger: geeeeeek
You: If anything, they make you less.
Stranger: no...
You: So what is your sexual orientation?
Stranger: animals
You: Oh really?
You: I like goats, myself.
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: you?
You: And sheep.
You: Sheep really get me off, all that wool.
Stranger: you freek
You: It's so warm and cozy
You: Oh god I can't control myself thinking about it
Stranger: *******..!
You: Language, please.
You: I am easily offended.
You: Say, you know a place to get some sheep?
Stranger: **** you
You: Language, sir.
You: Watch it.
Stranger: nej
You: Making up words isn't any better.
Stranger: æøå
You: ¼¡
You: ╢
You: ╧
Stranger: i like sheep( sau)
You: Æ
You: Ω
You: δ
You: ∞
You: φ
You: ε
You: ∩
You: ≡
You: ±
You: ≥
Stranger: du er jævelig smart altså
You: ≤
You: ⌠
You: ⌡
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Stranger: hi
You: I love the mountains.
Stranger: I love spring time
You: I love big bridges.
Stranger: I love the color blue
You: I love the whole world.
Stranger: I love you
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
Stranger: baby baby baby ohhhhhhhhh
You: I love the ocean.
Stranger: I love fish
You: I love to go fast.
Stranger: I love to go swim
You: I love the whole world.
You: And all its craziness.
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
Stranger: cool
You: I love tornadoes.
You: I love arachinids.
You: I love hot magma.
Stranger: I love the smell of gasoline
You: I love the whole world.
You: It's such a brilliant place.
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
You: Boom de ah dah Boom de ah dah
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Stranger: hey(:
You: Dead I am the one, exterminating son
You: Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
You: Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
You: While they slowly turn, conquering the worm
Stranger: wtf?? haha
You: Dig through the ditches,
You: Burn through the witches
You: I slam in the back of my
You: DRAGULA
Stranger: r u rapping or something??
You: Dig through the ditches,
You: Burn through the witches
You: I slam in the back of my
You: DRAGULA
You: Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
You: Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
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Stranger: heyyyy
You: Heyyyy.
Stranger: wats up?
You: Well
You: I thought I should tell someone
Stranger: alright....
You: I've had enough
You: but I don't want to go to the authorities
You: I don't wanna go to jail
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You: So.
You: Let's get one thing straight.
You: You are not anonymous.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hellı
Stranger: hello
You: oh ****, how'd you do that smaller L
You: That's awesome
Stranger: ?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: 67/M/Pennsylvania
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: 19 m turkey
Stranger: 67 ?
You: Yeah!
You: I am 67 years old!
Stranger: **** you
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I'm doing a survey.
You: Okay.
Stranger: would you mind telling me if you are a guy or girl?
You: I would not mind.
Stranger: would you tell me?
You: I would.
Stranger: please tell me.
You: Okay. I am a guy.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: why are you on omegle?
You: Because I need something to post on some forums
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thank you.
You: Much obliged.
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You: May I ask you a question?
Stranger: suree
You: If you were in a stone room somewhere, tied to the wall, with a bear in one corner of the room and two crossdressing men in the other with a tentacle monster in the center, what would you do?
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Howdy
Stranger: cowboy much? haha
You: 12/m/b/
Stranger: your 12 haha
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I dont think he got it :biggrin.gif:

EDIT: This guy did though :biggrin.gif:

Stranger: hey
You: hii
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: lol
You: 12/m/b/
You: u?
Stranger: 12?
Stranger: oh MY GOD
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Stranger: v
You: ^
Stranger: ^^
You: <
Stranger: >
You: >.<
Stranger: gay anal with a horse
You: You ruined it.
You: I hate you.
Stranger: sorry
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Stranger: asl
You: 12/m/us
You: u?
Stranger: 14 f us
Stranger: where in united states
You: the plac
Stranger: wat?
You: where
Stranger: yes where?
You: the road
You: off the lef
You: i think
You: you go to the trees
You: an you i think take a right there
You: then on the left
You: that's the bridge
You: that's where i at
You: hold on
You: hobo frend wants to see me agai
You: brb
You: k im back
You: hello?
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Stranger: hi
You: what
You: i cant hear u
You: say again
You: winds too loud here
Stranger: hello
You: ohai
You: yea
You: wait
You: u say somethin
Stranger: whats going on
You: hello?
You: oh pardon
You: didn't hear u
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well, hello there.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you this fine evening?
Stranger: not bad you?
You: Good, good.
You: Say, would you like to buy a SuperSucker 3000?
Stranger: a what?
You: You may be thinking, hey that sounds dangerous.
You: But wait until you hear this!
You: The SuperSucker 3000 comes equipped with multiple interchangable parts.
You: You may be thinking, this is just an ordinary vacuum.
You: But you are sadly mistaken!
You: This here, this SuperSucker 3000 right here, is not for carpets.
You: No, sir, not for carpets.
You: This here is for,
You: Nipples.
You: You heard it here first, folks!
You: The SuperSucker 3000, the worlds first fission powered Nipple sucker.
Stranger: ok so whats its point?
You: Would you like to buy one?
Stranger: im not even sure whats its point is why would i buy it?
You: Have your nipples been sucked lately?
Stranger: no
You: Then this here's just the thing for you!
Stranger: ah but you see where i come from using a vacuum for crap like that is considered moronic
You: Call in the next five minutes and recieve a free fusion power attachment for full power.
You: But you see, this is no ordinary Nipple sucker.
Stranger: or i wont
You: It is, in fact, run by fission.
Stranger: thats it?
You: That's right, fission.
You: Do you know how powerful that is, sir?
Stranger: ive met hamsters with more power
You: Atomic hamsters?
Stranger: them too
You: We sell those too, you know.
You: For only 250 dollars.
Stranger: oh thats it?
Stranger: nah ill stick with chocolate
You: Yes, it's a cheap price for such a volatile product.
Stranger: he already powers my house
You: Pfft.
You: Why power your house if you can power an entire empire?
Stranger: because i only own my house
Stranger: global domination is not high on my priorities
You: But you see, you can use the SuperSucker 3000 to harvest and later sell your breast milk.
You: Making you very rich.
Stranger: considering i dont have breast milk i dont need it than
You: Then you can start your own empire.
You: This tool is not just for the person who bought it, sir.
You: Use it on your wife!
You: Your children!
You: Your mother!
Stranger: im only 16
You: Anything's possible with the SuperSucker 3000.
Stranger: i dont have either
Stranger: really?
Stranger: can it make me fly?
You: Yes it can.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can it make me into an okapi
You: Switch off Sucker and switch on Jet propulsion.
You: I already told you, sir, anything is possible with the SuperSucker 3000.
Stranger: ok last one
Stranger: can it get me into heaven?
You: Why, yes it can.
Stranger: how?
You: I can kill you with it.
You: I'll go to Hell
You: But you'll go to Heaven.
You: Anything is possible with the SuperSucker 3000!
You: You heard it here first!
Stranger: yeah now im sorry ive wasted my time with you
You: Would you like to buy one?
You: It's truly a glorious product.
Stranger: how much are they?
You: You won't be disappointed.
You: Only 20 dollars.
Stranger: only?
Stranger: must be some cheap chinese knockoff
You: Plus an additional 300 dollar processing and handling fee.
Stranger: now i know it is
You: But this is truely something you will not waste your money on!
You: No, sir, this was made in Haiti.
Stranger: with what building?
You: After the quake, people will take any job they can.
You: One we built with the profits from selling breast milk using the SuperSucker 3000 of course!
Stranger: how long is that gonna take?
You: Not very long.
You: It all depends.
You: How large is your supply of nipples?
Stranger: non-existant
You: Well, that's no good sir!
You: Call up your mother.
You: Have her call up her mother!
You: Any age is fine as.
You: is.
Stranger: my grandma is dead
You: You can even milk dead people, you see.
Stranger: you can milk bones?
You: Yes.
Stranger: that i gotta see
You: You'd be surprised, sir.
You: Now, if you'd buy one, I'd demonstrate for you on this bone I have in my pocket here!
Stranger: you have a bone in your pocket?
You: Why yes, yes I do.
Stranger: thats not weird at all
You: Two actually.
You: Nah, this bone comes equipped with every normal male!
You: *ba dum-keesh*
You: But yes, I do, in fact, have a bone in my pocket.
You: Buy a SuperSucker 3000 and I will show you how this fine tool can milk bones.
Stranger: ok go to saskatchewan find me a fossil then well see how this perverted chinese-claiming-to-be-hatian thing works
You: One second sir.
You: I'll call in one of my many helicopters bought using breast milk harvested using the SuperSucker 3000 to drop one right here.
You: Ah, here is the helicopter now!
You: I suggest you back away from the door, sir.
You: The bone will be released in 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: 0
You: Release the bone!
You: Oooooh, I'm sorry sir.
You: You didn't move in time.
You: Ah well, now all I've to do is milk you and sell the milk.
You: Pleasure doing business with you!
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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, and yourself?
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 64/M/Wisconsin
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Stranger: horny
You: That depends.
You: Do you like 64 year old men with one leg?
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You: Well, hello there.
Stranger: u wanna ****?
You: Well, that all depends.
You: Do you like 64 year old men with one leg, herpes and an eyepatch who weighs 294 pounds?
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You: You are falling! Quick, do something!
Stranger: Arrrghhhh
Stranger: I grab onto your leg?
You: You scream madly, and latch onto my leg. We are both falling.
Stranger: Arrrrghhh
Stranger: I use you as a cushion for my fall.
You: You sit on my back, using my as an impact-lessener
You: We are still falling, high above the ground
You: The clouds pass swiftly by us
Stranger: I use my cellphone to tell my parents I love them
Stranger: and that I will meet them in Valhalla.
You: You scream into your cellphone, but your parents cant hear you through the sound of rushing wind.
Stranger: Ok, I TEXT them the same message
Stranger: with a sad face at the end. ';('
You: You sucessfully send your parents the text message.
You: They respond with "Be home 4 diner"
Stranger: OK
Stranger: you've ran out of things now?
You: No, I am waiting for a command.
Stranger: I fly majestically across the sky like an eagle.
You: You flap your arms wildly in a silly attempt to fly, but sadly, you are not in Looney Toons.
You: You are no longer on my back
Stranger: I order a parachute via amazon and request express delivery.
You: You use your phone's internet function to order a parachute.
You: ...And then wonder where the **** it's gonna get delivered.
Stranger: I note the address as 'Dan, Falling through the sky, somewhere over the UK. Come quick.'
You: You add on the last portion. You have sucessfully ordered a parachute through Amazon. You should be able to recieve it when you're on the ground...
Stranger: I complain to amazon about their delivery being too late via email
You: They respond with "You just ordered it, sir."
Stranger: *a strongly worded email
You: They revise their response to, "You just ordered it, dumbshit"
Stranger: dude I'm paying like 5.99 for express delivery, give it me in the sky.
You: You notice me fumbling for a string on my backpack
You: I make a gesture for you to do the same
Stranger: sorry but this got boring about 5 lines ago
Stranger: good luck with your future trolling
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Stranger: hi there
You: HELP THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST
You: THE ONLY WAY TO DEFUSE IT IS TO LICK IT
Stranger: running isnt going to help then....
You: JESUS CHRIST HELP ME
Stranger: can your tongue reach?!!?!!? jesus christ this is an emergency!!!!
You: NO I WAS NOT BORN WITH AN INHUMANLY LONG TOUNGE
Stranger: perhaps a yoga position to bring your chest closer!!! HURRY!!!!!
You: Nnnnnng! I CANT DO IT
You: I CAN LICK MY PELVIS REIGON THOUGH
You: **** IT'S TOO LATE
You: boom
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You: Hiya
Stranger: yoo
You: Well a yoo to you too?
Stranger: haha whats the question mark for
You: Because I'm Martian
You: Aren't you?
You: This IS a Martian dating site, isn't it?
Stranger: martian
Stranger: yea
You: the ad was all like
You: "Meet Martian singles now"
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: it's something.
Stranger: lmao interesting :tongue.gif:
Stranger: How're you?
You: I don't understand why everybody asks that all the time.
You: I'm fine.
You: Bored
You: but fine
Stranger: Just for a ground base of who they're talking to I guess
Stranger: And to perve :wink.gif: But not in my case haha Don't worry
Stranger: I'm bored too :/ like, stupid amounts
You: Hehe, same
You: Watching tv on the internet and chatting
You: keeps a body occupied
Stranger: ANything good on?
You: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
You: pretty good
Stranger: was onn earlier that
Stranger: Tis ok really.
You: better'n nothing
Stranger: true
You: I waste my time with intenet videos often, so most of the good stuff is already in there
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i do that
Stranger: on Youtube
You: You seen Granny'o'nanny?
You: It's hysterical
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: find it
Stranger: You :tongue.gif:
Stranger: then link me :tongue.gif:
You: wait
You: it's granny'o'gramm
You: here
You:
You: that's one vid
You: be sure to watch the others as well
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ..ok
You: you know he's always judging everything you do and say and even if you've had one bad tot then he'll wreck you christmas day...
You: santa clause is coming
Stranger: that was VERY insightful look at christmas :tongue.gif:
You: to destroy you
You: lol
You:
You: this is the main vi
Stranger: it sounds like
Stranger: the woman from Father Ted
You: how about your favorite? Sleeping beauty!
Stranger: :tongue.gif:
You: beauty is not going to get you very far very far very far
Stranger: Beauty was indeed very beautiful
Stranger: BUUUUUT
You: yesh
Stranger: Epic
Stranger: Add me on MSN
You: it was the elderly fairy and you know why nobody had thought to invite the elderly fairy, no? Well I'll tell you.
Stranger: and tell me a story
Stranger: in that voice
You: wha?
Stranger: ELDERLY FAIRY
Stranger: tell me fairy stories on MSN
Stranger: in an epic irish voice
You: um
You: I don't have an epic irish voice
Stranger: I do :tongue.gif:
You: lawl
You: um
You: yeah.
Stranger: well i can put one on haha
Stranger: are u american?
You: it's likely
You: most americans are
Stranger: I figure all of them are
Stranger: lol
You: you sure?
Stranger: fairly
You: I see.
You: What about the Canadians? Do they count?
Stranger: Nah they're canadian
You: But Obama lives in Canada
You: doesn't he?
Stranger: He lives in Washington.
Stranger: in the White House
Stranger: :/
You: I thought the White House was in the US, not washington
Stranger: ...
You: you're funny
Stranger: its in Washington DC
Stranger: the captial of the US
Stranger: y?
You: Oooh
Stranger: Im totally lost now
Stranger: How am i funy? :tongue.gif:
You: You should do like a stand up comedy
You: you have tons of good jokes
Stranger: Like?
You: like dc not being in canada
You: I mean
Stranger: FFUFUUFUFUF
Stranger: its not in canada
You: I woulda never thought of that
You: see?
You: Made me lol
Stranger: IT ISNT
Stranger: ITS IN AMERICA :'(
You: hehehe
You: funny face too
You: tell me another joke!!
You: Say one about the Taj Majal and the Jewish bodies underneath
Stranger: Washington DC
Stranger: Is south of New York
You: BWAHAHA
You: wait
You: no it's not
Stranger: It kinda is
Stranger: I suggest you whap a map out
Stranger: Ottawa is MILES away and that's the closest bit of Canada
You: hold up
Stranger: lol
Stranger: If i could draw on here
Stranger: I'd draw it
You: I found a map
Stranger: New york - go south - Philedelphia - go south - Baltimore - go south - DC
You: see if you can find ny on it
You: I found dc
You: http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7103/69526756.png
Stranger: ...
Stranger: lmfao!
Stranger: Did you draw that just now?
You: Draw what
You: I scanned that
You: from an atlas
Stranger: that stupid map
Stranger: nice
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: I like you. You're funny. but still. Admit your wrong
You: "You're" not "Your"
Stranger: LMAO i said you're funny
Stranger: i was just typing quickly obviously
You: sure you were, Mr. Clinton
Stranger: I'm doing a degree in English, my grammar is fine when I write properly
You: A degree?
You: Why?
You: They can get pretty hot
Stranger: At least I know were Clinton lived when he was the President :/ i.e NOT Canada
Stranger: You're giving me a breakdown :sad.gif:
You: Water boils at 214 C
Stranger: I can't cope
Stranger: Think you will find it boils at 100C at sea level
Stranger: but it varies slightly with altitude
You: no
Stranger: :tongue.gif:
You: it's 100 F
Stranger: It isn't
You: 214 C
Stranger: C came first
Stranger: Then F
Stranger: then K
You: hold on
You: lemme get my atlas
Stranger: To look at temperatures...?
Stranger: lol
You: k
You: uploading the scan
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is this how you ALWAYS occupy your time?
You: not really
Stranger: or are u winding me up and driving me to suicide specially for me?
You: sometimes I eat food and spleep
You: except
You: speep has an l
You: you know speel
You: typo
You: http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7829/14239085.png
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :/
Stranger: you're really bad at drawing
You: THat's a scan
You: it's in a published atlas
Stranger: I can't read half of it
You: zoom in
Stranger: i'm good
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: I only want to chat. If you want my age, sex, gender, or location, I will disconnect.
You: asl?
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Stranger: oi
You: Hail
Stranger: ?:tongue.gif:
You: Asl?
Stranger: :tongue.gif: 16 male
Stranger: u?
You: 29 male albion
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You: Hi
Stranger: hello there. the angel from my nightmare
You: Thats me
Stranger: lol.
You: Names John
Stranger: Christine
You: asl?
Stranger: 17f fl. you
You: 29/m/Reach
Stranger: reach?
You: Yup
You: Headquarters of the UNSC
You: and Oni
Stranger: interesting
You: Yeah
You: Most poeple call me Spartan117
Stranger: why
You: Its my call tag
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: romania
Stranger: my name is paul
You: romania
You: my name is paul
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Stranger: I lick turds.
You: Sweet
You: I jack off to 2 girls one cup
Stranger: that's me in that video!
You: Really!
You: Im your biggest fan!!!
Stranger: yep the brunette
Stranger: well nice to meet you
You: Thats so hot
Stranger: too bad you don't have a webcam
You: But I do
Stranger: oh reallly
You: Yup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bonjour
Stranger: bonjour
You: Comment allez-vous
You: ?
Stranger: beau
Stranger: et vous?
You: je est bien
You: j' est bien*
You: Tu est petit vanche
Stranger: i'm m 23 from indonesia
You: ?
You: Je n'est pas parle l'anglais
Stranger: je parle France, peu
You: Haha
Stranger: quel âge avez-vous?
You: 29
You: et toi
You: I speak english /btw
Stranger: 23
Stranger: bon alors
Stranger: nous pouvons parler en anglais
You: Oui
You: So whats up
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: Male
You: you?
Stranger: Alors, où est-tu?
Stranger: from indonesia
You: America
Stranger: bien
You: Ja
You: thats deutch
Stranger: aangenaam kennis te maken
Stranger: au revoir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.