Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 47/m/your anus
Stranger: hi
You: hey thar
Stranger: asl?
You: 47/m/your anus
Stranger: oh awesomeeee
You: i know
You: it's pretty warm and cozy in here
You: are you tight?
Stranger: im a dude
You: you still have an ***, don't you?
Stranger: lol **** you
Stranger: Shut up and listen!
Stranger: I am from the planet Zhigon. I need you to warn your leader that i am coming for your corn. I will be needing all of it for my corn festival.
You: hm...
You: Which leader?
Stranger: The black one!
You: Obama?
Stranger: Yes if thats what you call it!
You: He said he's too busy ruining the economy too help.
I got a good one, but I don't think I'm allowed to post it here...
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Blargha! Blargha! Blargha!
I wouldn't listen to a thing I say. I'm probably insane.
Stranger: Shut up and listen!
Stranger: I am from the planet Zhigon. I need you to warn your leader that i am coming for your corn. I will be needing all of it for my corn festival.
You: hm...
You: Which leader?
Stranger: The black one!
You: Obama?
Stranger: Yes if thats what you call it!
You: He said he's too busy ruining the economy too help.
Stranger: Wooooooow!
You: What?
Stranger: You are loooking goooood!
You: kay
Stranger: Mwuahwhawhaw
Stranger: Im watching you you know!
You: Hrmmm if you really are what am i wearing? and what state am in?
Stranger: You are wearing glasses, thats it...
You: i have 20/20 vision so. . . wrong
Stranger: No Im not! Im 10000000000000000000000% sure you are weaaring glasses! And maybe some socks, cant see your feet xD
You: I am wearing socks but something else is closeby
Stranger: Whichh is? Youre dog?
Stranger: your
Stranger: Haha! I knew it!
You: ITS A ****ING TURTLE MAN
Stranger: O M G! I knew you had a pet!
You: ITS COMING FOR YOU!!!
Stranger: I jsut clouldnt see what it was
Stranger: couldnt
You: RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Why would I want to run from aturtle!
You: ITS FIRING ITS MINIGUN
Stranger: O_O_O+_O+OO!!!
You: DAKKA
DAKKA
DAKKA
Stranger: OMG I SEE IT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: GET YOUR ARMOR!
Stranger: Noooow
You: DAKKA
DAKKADAKKADAKKA
Stranger: Put on some clothes!!!!
Stranger: Omgmogmgomgogmgomg
You: IT HAS FRIENDS
Stranger: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: They are coming for you!!!
You: VELOCIRAPTORS ON HOVERBOARDS
Stranger: WTH WTH WTH WTHW
Stranger: THEY ARE TAKING OVER
You: WITH LAZORS
Stranger: For gods sake!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUn
Stranger: Get the hell outta thereererere!!!
You: OMFG ITS BILLYMAYS
Stranger: OMG OMG OMG OMGOLMG HE BROUGHT HIS SHAMWOW!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HE SAYS "SHUT YO ***** MOUTH"
Stranger: Its not even working!!!!!
Stranger: O_O_O_O
You: OH **** ITS **** CHENEY WITH A SHOTGUN
Stranger: OMG WTH WTHW THWTWH!!!! GO Bruce lee on his ass!
You: YOUSA GONNA LOSE YO FACE
You: -KABLAM-
Stranger: M<WUahwhhwhaw
You: run.. .. its MR. T
Stranger: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Take him on!!!!!
You: WITH A SNICKERS GATLING GUN
Stranger: Im tryiong to get a clear shot!
Stranger: trying!
You: -snickers fly torward your face at super speed-
Stranger: *e-e-e-e--e-eppic doooooodge*****
Stranger: *sniper countershot*\! *Boooom headtshoooot*
You: MR.TS BLING DEFLECTED YOUR HEADSHOT
Stranger: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: WERE SOOO ****ED
Stranger: Fight him fight him!!!!!
Stranger: go and sacrifice yourself!
Stranger: SO I CAN RUN!
You: -runs forth with a flaming rubber chicken-
Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Stranger: THAT SHOULD DO IT
You: -Mr. T shoves a grenade up your ****
Stranger: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
N
Stranger: NOT THERE@
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
Stranger: NO ON ON ONONONO
N
You: 2
Stranger: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
You: 1
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA DIE
Stranger: CUS OF YOUR FAULT
You: KABLAM
Stranger: DIE IN HEEL:L
Stranger: ALLL OF YOU
You: OH **** ITS SPAM BOMB
You: 0814481c0814481c0814481c0814481c
You: 0814481c
You: 0814481c0814481c0814481c
Stranger: MUWHAWHAHWWHWAHW
(about 300 lines of random spam removed)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im horny looking for a slutty girl
You: ur at the right place
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 17..male...i dont give out that information
Stranger: i want a sexy girl
Stranger: one that will send pics
You: im 19 female florida
You: oh
You: i have pics
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: on what?
You: uhm
You: wat exactly do u mean
Stranger: cyber meaning what?
You: cyber sex
Stranger: sure
Stranger: do u have any naked pics?
You: not sure lemme look
Stranger: ok
You: yeah i have 1
You: where do i upload it??
Stranger: hmm...ahh do you have aim?
You: i dont
Stranger: what do u have?
You: i dont really chat much
You: okay i found a site where i can upload pics
Stranger: ok
You: is imageshack a good site??
Stranger: i think
Stranger: how hot are u?
You: i have cup 32 CC
You: okay its uploading
Stranger: can u send the link?
You: hold on
Stranger: ok
You: my ex boyfriend is in the pic is that a problem?
Stranger: nope
You: ok
You: ***** (link to a picture of two guys having buttsechs)
You: it was so sweaty that day
Stranger: ew are u serious!? wtf
You: my ex is the black one
Stranger: ur a guy?
You: ya, why?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: are you going to be mean to me?
Stranger: no
You: ok, good.
You: well thanks for the conversation, i had a good time, bye
Stranger: ok cya
You have disconnected
that me! =D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG
You: IT YOU!!!
You: Remeber me?
Stranger: huh??
You: from that website.
You: remember?
Stranger: im sorry, u lost me!! wat website??
You: Don't you remember?
You: The one yesterday
Stranger: i sorry!! which 1??
You: The one with the blog
Stranger: giv me a name??
You: You probably got the wrong person...
You: bye
You have disconnected.
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Makoto: I'm a PC, and ragequit was MY idea.
Kaiser_czar: andy, your signature is ****ed up. other than that... its absolutely beautiful
You keep pictures of sweaty interracial fat gay buttsex on your computer for the sole purpose of sending it to 17 year old boys?
>_>
You do realise you're talking about Quatro here right? Just checking...
He didn't strike me as the "send pictures of buttsex to strangers" kind of guy.
Not that there's anything wrong with that kind of guy.
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You keep pictures of sweaty interracial fat gay buttsex on your computer for the sole purpose of sending it to 17 year old boys?
>_>
You mean you don't?
Sweaty? Fat? Eww, no.
two days ago I logged into a random printer's web interface and wasted 60% of the ink on coolface prints, then someone pulled the plug and an hour later, when it came back up, the top bin was jammed.
I, for one, am a horrible person. And I'm rather good at it too.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
You: LET'S PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!
You: W00T
You: OKAY
You: ROCK
You: PAPER
You: SCISSORS
You: SHOOT!
You: ROCK
Stranger: male?
You: ...
You: w-what?
You: did it really take you that long to type male?
Stranger: PAPER.
You: that's ********
You have disconnected.
WHY DO PEOPLE TYPE SO FREAKING SLOWLY? WHAT THE HELL?!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love a girl, and I made the mistake of telling her, now she hates me. What should I do? I don't want to live without her.
You: I will be Goku k?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi, I'm Satan.
You: I came here to claim your soul.
Stranger: hi
You: Well, are you going to give me your soul or are you going to resist my orders?
You: I guess you'll have to struggle as I try to take over your body.
Stranger: Do you want me to believe in God?
You: He is not as powerful as you think.
You: I am God.
You: I want to conquer.
Stranger: ...............==!
You: You do not need to believe in God to get your soul stolen by me.
Stranger: are u a American?
You: Satan is not in a race.
You: I am the leader.
You: I want to conquer the Heaven.
You: It disturbs my resting place.
You: Now, do you want to join us or do you want me to claim your soul now?
Stranger: sorry..............i think i don't know what are u mean?
Stranger: my english is poor...............
You: That is okay.
You: We speak whatever language you want here.
You: Hell isn't so bad.
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Hoooooooly cow, that cow just jumped on that cow that jumped off that cliff and landed on another cow which was bathing in a lake with a squid cow!
You: ...
Stranger: isnt it weird you cant have a normal conversation here
You: ...
Stranger: people just click you away
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Stranger: .
You: im glad we understand each other.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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dont mean to post on old-ish thread but
Stranger: hi
You: hallo
You: hold up, beating my children
Stranger: have fun then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The FBI so could use me. i pretended i was a girl (STFU) and acted dumb as **** to this guy. LMAO.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 14/f/Canadia
Stranger: 14 m usa
Stranger: Wait ... Canadia?
You: yus
Stranger: Not Canada?
You: nope
Stranger: Whatev. U horny?
You: no i dont have horns
Stranger: U want to cyber?
You: whats cyber
You: is it like a game?
You: is it a fun game?
Stranger: Kinda. Like role play sex
You: whats sex?
Stranger: You're a *****, you know that ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
These are to funny not to post.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ih
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: nice im a m
Stranger: age?
You: i work for nasa
You: 28
You: going to space soon
You: mother****ing space
You: the fina ****ing frontier
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WIN
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: looking for dirty girls
Stranger: hi
Stranger: …………
Stranger: why?
You: cuss i represent dove
Stranger: you are a dirty boy?…………
You: and want people to try dove, and be all clean
You: its like axe, just for girls
Stranger: represent dove?what does it mean?
You: Dove, the body lotion and hair wash ****.
Stranger: ???
Stranger: can you say it more clearly?……
You: Dove, we make hair wash, and soap products, for use in shower
Stranger: got it
Stranger: so are you for advitising?
You: nom actually im just ****ing around on the job
You: suposed to be in cali for a bored meeting semenare
You: oh well
Stranger: what?
You: i just got fired
You: ****
You: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU GOT ME CAUGHT, YOU TOLD ON ME. >=(. AND TO THIK I TRUSTEED YOU.
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Hello there. I made a mod that adds a block that breaks into other stuff.
I once taught a Chinese guy grammar. I felt so special after that. Then I did this. I'm AMAZED they didn't stop at robe and wizard hat.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: The game.
Stranger: im looking for a guy who likes roleplay interested?
You: OH I LOVE ROLEPLAY
Stranger: good
Stranger: what do u wanna do?
You: well, first, I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: ok
You: and I do a little magic dance
You: to get me in the mood
You: ...............for MAGIC
Stranger: ok?
You: just roll with it
Stranger: k
You: what are you
You: ?
Stranger: anything u want
You: ok. how about a thief
Stranger: ok
You: and, um
You: you're trying to get the treasure
You: but i'm protecting it
Stranger: ok
You: what do you do???
Stranger: i sneak in quietly moving slowly toward the treasure
You: ok, i roll for a listen check
You: YES i beat the DC
You: ok so I see you
You: um
You: I cast flare
You: you're blinded
Stranger: i fall back
You: ok
Stranger: moving forward again quickly
You: ok
You: so i advance
You: then i cast melf's acid arrow
You: it strikes for 1d6 damage
Stranger: what kind of roleplay are u doing?
You: 3.5, but without a rulebook it's hard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Then my second favorite pasttime, playing text adventures with people... IN REVERSE!
You: You are in a dark room. Exits are NORTH.
Stranger: switch on massive light
You: The dark room is now illuminated. Exits are NORTH.
Stranger: but i want the treasure!
Stranger: where is my dog?
You: Your dog is NORTH. The treasure is NORTH. Exits are NORTH.
Stranger: fine..move north one tile
You: NORTH>>
You: You are in an illuminated room. Exits are SOUTH, DENNIS, and WEST. Your dog is here.
Stranger: exiting through dennis sounds disgusting
You: DENNIS calls you fat.
Stranger: through dagger at dennis
You: You cannot THROUGH your DAGGER at DENNIS!
Stranger: you are the compiler! do it!
You: Error.
Stranger: damn
Stranger: move west
You: WEST>>
You: You are in a large underground cavern. In the back it is dark. Exits are EAST, NORTHWEST. Your dog has followed you. DENNIS is still yelling insults.
Stranger: *rofl*
Stranger: call dennis a fat ******* through the door
You: You yell obcenities at DENNIS. He flips you off and heads NORTH.
You: Your dog starts growling at the back of the cavern.
Stranger: check out back of cavern
You: You head into the back of the cavern.
You: It is dark.
You: ..........Just the way grues like it.
You: You have been eaten by a grue.
You: Game over.
Stranger: argh
You: QUIT Y/N?
Stranger: N
You: You are in a dark room. Exits are NORTH.
Stranger: >> dog:= dog++
You: Error.
Stranger: lol
You: You can begin to hear something... Better make a decision soon.
Stranger: go to dennis
You: Exits are NORTH.
You: It's rather dark in here...
You: Which, as you know...
You: is just...
You: the way...
You: grues...
You: like it...
You: You have been eaten by a grue.
You: Game over.
You: QUIT Y/N
You: ?
Stranger: Y
You have disconnected.
I got a good one, but I don't think I'm allowed to post it here...
I wouldn't listen to a thing I say. I'm probably insane.
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Curse PremiumThat was the only worthwhile one. :smile.gif:
HOW THE ****
Because you would play along instead of being confused or hostile.
I lol'd.
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>_>
You mean you don't?
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Curse PremiumYou do realise you're talking about Quatro here right? Just checking...
He didn't strike me as the "send pictures of buttsex to strangers" kind of guy.
Not that there's anything wrong with that kind of guy.
Sweaty? Fat? Eww, no.
that me! =D
Makoto: I'm a PC, and ragequit was MY idea.
Kaiser_czar: andy, your signature is ****ed up. other than that... its absolutely beautiful
two days ago I logged into a random printer's web interface and wasted 60% of the ink on coolface prints, then someone pulled the plug and an hour later, when it came back up, the top bin was jammed.
I, for one, am a horrible person. And I'm rather good at it too.
WHY DO PEOPLE TYPE SO FREAKING SLOWLY? WHAT THE HELL?!
I wouldn't listen to a thing I say. I'm probably insane.
Stranger: I love a girl, and I made the mistake of telling her, now she hates me. What should I do? I don't want to live without her.
You: I will be Goku k?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was short....
squidcow!Stranger: isnt it weird you cant have a normal conversation here
You: ...
Stranger: people just click you away
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Stranger: .
You: im glad we understand each other.
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Curse PremiumStranger: hi
You: hallo
You: hold up, beating my children
Stranger: have fun then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The FBI so could use me. i pretended i was a girl (STFU) and acted dumb as **** to this guy. LMAO.
These are to funny not to post.
WIN
Hello there. I made a mod that adds a block that breaks into other stuff.
Then my second favorite pasttime, playing text adventures with people... IN REVERSE!