You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: killl yourself please.
You: No
You: Well
Stranger: suck my **** or cock
You: Meaby some other time
Stranger: please
Stranger: meaby?
Stranger: GOOOD ONE
You: No
Stranger: fagggot/
You: I was replying to kill yourself
You: ...
You: So been trolling for long
Stranger: yeah what is "meaby"..
You: Google it
Stranger: NO THANKS
Stranger: *****
You: Ok
You: You seem like a nice troll
You: I mean I've been trlled before but you suck
Stranger: .... what are you talking about
You: You and me bby
You: 'cuz your my little ***** arn't you
Stranger: you like that kinky ****
Stranger: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
You: XD
Stranger: hhha
Stranger: let me stop hahha thats not who i am hahahahhahahhaah
Stranger: loll
Stranger: lets start over.
You: A wild ABRA appeared!
Stranger: hi.im a stranger.
Stranger: nice to meet you.
You: ABRA USED TELEPORT
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You: Greetings from the (Possible) Future!
Stranger: Greetings from the present!
You: I get a gift?
Stranger: Yes, open it.
You: Ohh
You: What is it?
Stranger: Open it and see.
You: :sad.gif:
You: Opens
You: :ohmy.gif:
You: Wait
You: A turnip?
Stranger: *runs like **** as the box explodes*
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Stranger: hi
You: SANTA ISN@='T REAL!!!
Stranger: ???
You: SANTA ISN'T REAL!!!
You: Get over it
Stranger: who's that?
You: Wow
You: I mean OMG!
Stranger: right, pig!
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Stranger: dszkhgjsd'pfoid[ortghjsrh'h
You: IDLING CONTEST!
You: BEGIN!
Stranger: penis
Stranger: penis
Stranger: piens
Stranger: pienes
You: YOU LOST THE GAME!
Stranger: piense
Stranger: phudpgjpj
You: THANKS FOR PLAYING!
You have disconnected.
Stranger: u a girl
You: Oh yes
You: a horny one
Stranger: really?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: send a pic
You: how about you drop your pants and grab your toes
You: I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: cyber.
You: oh yes
Stranger: well then.....lets get down to business
Stranger: :wink.gif:
You: I **** all over your cock and bend your spine until you have to eat it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi
You: Black people.
Stranger: Niggas
You: Indeed.
Stranger: why are black people so fast ??
You: Because of genetics.
Stranger: No all the slow ones are in jail
You: DOHOHOHOHO
You: no but srsly
You: I'm going to go with genetics on this one
Stranger: wat ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Edward turn Bella into a vampire and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby
You: Oh no
Stranger: haha
You: A shitty book about personality-devoid mary sues
You: ruined
You: you FIEND
You: ENTIRE SITE IS BABIES
Stranger: Mommy ?
Stranger: Daddy ?
Stranger: D:
You: BABIES.
Stranger: D:
Stranger: LMFAO XD
You: oh god your ass
You: put it back on
You: call a doctor oh jesus
Stranger: Wtffff.
You: Hello, I'm a doctor suddenly.
You: I will fix your ass.
You: BEND OVER.
Stranger: hello
You: ELLO GOV'NA
You: PICKS IN THE WIDGET EH WOT WOT
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaa what do you mean
You: 'AD A TWICE-AROUND WITH YOUR OLD MISSUS FOR A SIX PENCE, DIDDLY-DO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: I am a kitty
You: Meow, meow.
You: Aren't I pretty?
You: Meow, meow!
Stranger: omg can i pet you you sweet little *****?
You: **** NO
You: BEND OVER
Stranger: avast!
You: Scurvy dog!
Stranger: arr, sonny jim!
Stranger: how be ye?
You: Arr, I have wind in me sails.
You: N'loot ta boot.
Stranger: yarr!
You: Yarr Harr Fiddle-de-de!
Stranger: have ye seen the fine pirate talkin' video?
You: Nay, I learned it sailin' tha' e-seas.
Stranger: it be a fine example of pirate talking
Stranger: http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/ ... -Pirate/QT
You: Arr, I thank ye' fer yar digital-booty. 'M sure it'll bring me goo' fortune.
Stranger: so anyway, how's things?
You: Alright.
Tip #1 of Omegle: If you say that you don't understand their acronyms when they ask ASL, they'll automatically disconnect.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This website is a conspiracy.
You: Only you and I know it.
You: >_>
You: <_<
You: Trust... no one.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Antiboitical Slender Liver?
Stranger: what the **** is that?
You: I thought that's what your acronym meant.
You: ASL? That is it, right?
You: Hello?
You: Whaaaaaaatever.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RAAAANDOM ROLEPLAY TIME, SPONSORED BY WHO GIVES A ****.
Stranger: BECKA IS THAT YOU?
You: YES ITS ME!
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Stranger: HOLY ****.
Stranger: DUDE, IT'S MAX. WE JUST TALKED LIKE, 2 MINUTES AGO.
You: I KNOW, RIGHT? DO YOU KNOW THE PROBABLITY OF THIS EVER OCCURING?
Stranger: A BAJILLION TO ONE?
You: YEEESSSS!
Stranger: THIS MUST BE FATE.
You: THIS MUST BE.... DESTINY!
Stranger: UGH, DON'T SAY DESTINY. I KNOW A GIRL NAMED DESTINIE, AND SHE'S A ****ING ****.
NO OFFENSE, I'M NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT YOU WOULD BE OFFENDED BY MY USE OF THE WORD ****.
Stranger: CAUSE I KNOW GIRLS WHO CUSS LIKE SAILORS AND GET PISSED WHEN I SAY ****.
You: I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH YOUR USE OF **** AND YOUR OBSCENE CAPSLOCK, MAX.
You: You know what, no.
You: Forget it.
You: Becka's dead.
Stranger: This is quite unfortunate.
You: It is.
You: I have the funeral reserved and everything.
Stranger: Are there going to be pretty flowers?
You: Of all shades.
Stranger: Oh, perfect.
You: Her favorites were the magnolias...
You: *sniff* And the petunias...
You: I, I can't handle this, dude.
Stranger: Take it easy D:
You: I need to get out of this conversation and give myself a nice cry.
You: ;_;
You: It's just, it's all happened so fast...
Stranger: Please, if you need to have a cry, then go.
You: All... alright then.
You: Thank you.
You: *grabs the tissue box, a couple of cheap soup operas, a vibrator, and a gallon of ice cream*
Stranger: Sounds like a Saturday evening for me...
You: Ahahahahaha. This is just getting silly.
Stranger: Very.
Stranger: But in all seriousness. I'll just call this an extention of the last convo, and still consider this the best conversation on Omegle i've ever had.
You: You're welcome. Goodbye!
Stranger: Bye!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: What's up?
Stranger: asl
You: Hmm.
You: I'm unfamiliar with acronyms. Inform me.
Stranger: f or m
You: One of those two.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: -41 q State of Confusion
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It works every time.
EDIT:
I'm so witty XD
You: Audios.
Stranger: adios
You: What for?
Stranger: thats how its spelt retatrd
You: That's how it's spelt, retard
I had a conversation with someone some time back on Omegle. It started with me trolling, I got caught, and we actually got into a meaninful conversation. Here's the download, for it is too big to fit in this post: http://www.mediafire.com/?qjtnmlhldin
Stranger: are you a bot?
Bot: You are a bot.
Stranger: no u
Bot: Are u copying and pasting this?
Stranger: no u
Bot: Are u copying and pasting this?
Stranger: no u
Bot: Are u copying and pasting this?
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I disagree with you, therefore you are wrong.
Quality of output = Skill * Effort
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tu hable espanol?
Stranger: no
Stranger: spanish?
You: it is
You: but i don't speak it either
You: so this should work out between us
Stranger: )))
You: is that a butt with 3 cheeks?
Stranger: sorry?
You: ))) looks like a butt with 3 cheeks
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: who are you
Stranger: ?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: i think you male
You: originally? or after the change?
Stranger: now
You: I'm not really sure anymore... they really screwed up the surgery.
You: I've got a **** sticking out of my vajina
Stranger: why you change sex?
You: because I saw an Abra.
You: have you ever seen an Abra?
You: I can show you one.
Stranger: scared my
You: I choose you, Abra!!
You: let me show you a trick
Stranger: ok
You: Abra used Teleport!
Stranger: show
You have disconnected.
I'm a Troll!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm a Troll!
Stranger: Grrrrrrrawr!!
You: You can't scare me! I'm a Troll!
Stranger: Shucks. I thought it was worth a try, anyway,.
Stranger: I know! I'll stump you with a bizarre sentence!
You: is this were you say "are you a horny girl with a webcam?" I'm a Troll!
Stranger: No, I'm much deeper than that.
Stranger: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
You: i'm sensing a pattern in the change of capitals of each word. I'm a Troll!
You: My spidey sense is tingling!!! I'm a Troll!
Stranger: The capitals are merely indicators of proper nouns.
You: so... Buffalo is having some form of intercourse with a buffalo?
Stranger: It doesn't seem to be that way.
You: damn! i forgot to say "I'm a Troll!" I'm a Troll!
Stranger: Clearly not a very good one. Most real trolls don't proclaim their trolliness.
You: that's what makes me better! I'm a Troll!
You: people don't disconnect as quickly 'cuz they think I'm jocking.I'm a Troll!
Stranger: What would you do if I came at you with fire?
You: I'd pull my fire hydrant that i keep in my back pocket and whack you over the side of the head with it.I'm a Troll!
Stranger: This could be true. I think most trolls are scared of fire, because they can't regen fire damage.
You: That's ;cuz they don't say "I'm a Troll!" at the end of every sentence. I'm a Troll!
Stranger: No, it's just a racial thing. Trolls get hitpoint regen each round against all but fire and acid damage.
You: racist ******* developers! they're always screwing us trolls in the ass. I'm a Troll!
Stranger: I think it's a pretty sick attribute, and not screwing trolls over at all. Not everybody knows that you have to kill trolls with fire or acid. It's way better than most standard races; they don't have HP regen at all.
You: yeah... but... ... fine, you win. I'm a Troll!
Stranger: I don't know how to react to this. What sort of troll are you, exactly?
You: teh 1337 interwebz type
You: I'm a Troll!
Stranger: Okay, so you're not a fictional monster, then?
You: forgot that again. I'm a Troll!
You: depends. would you call a program fictional? I'm a Troll!
Stranger: Nope.
You: aghh!! this is getting to long! If I let this go on any longer, I won't be able to post it.
You: Abra used Teleport
Stranger: Wait!
You: It's super effective!!
Stranger: I throw my Great Ball!
You have disconnected.
Hater
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pikachu, I choose you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
After extensive testing, I've learned Pikachu is a bad starting pokemon. It normally ends in butt rape.
Here's someone failing. (I'm not going to say who.)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey babe
You: hey thar!
Stranger: haha what?
You: you do realize horny girls with webcams have something better to do than pleasing random strangers
Stranger: haha ok
You: you should change your trolling tactics
Stranger: hahaha
You: start by acting normal
Stranger: i sa it beacuse its funny
You: then suddenly say "ARE YOUR BOOBS BIG MISSILE?"
You: works every time
You: trust me
Stranger: ahha ok
Stranger: LOL
You: or you could do something like this
You: Go Abra!
You: Abra used Teleport!
Stranger: Lol
You: It's Super Effective!
You: Abra got away.
You have disconnected.
You'll find many truths here.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 'ello
You: What would you say if I was a troll?
Stranger: I'd say it wouldn't make a differance.
You: 'cuz most people online have the same iq as trolls? or 'cuz wacking off to trolls is just as fun?
Stranger: eh say what?
Stranger: well you just showed me you're a guy.lol.
You: i thought it was pretty obvious 'cuz I'm on Omegle.
Stranger: Whats that got to do with anything?
You: How many horny girls with webcams have you run across here?
Stranger: **** I'm here for the fun of talkin' with people.Ain't that what this site is about, talkin' to people?
You: not to most people.
Stranger: Two.but I don't use it very often.
Stranger: well then the most people crowd sucks.lol
You: pretty much.
You: I finally joined them in trolling
You: it's fun to troll a troll
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: sure I guess.
You: never works out very well, though
You: it normally ends something like this
You: Go Abra!
You: Abra used Teleport!
Stranger: lol.
You: Abra got away!
You have disconnected.
How come I never get trolled?
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Blargha! Blargha! Blargha!
I wouldn't listen to a thing I say. I'm probably insane.
The first hooked up to MSN and let everyone in a confrence connect up to one omegle user.
Second, I connected 2 omeglers together and let you listen in on their conversations. The message from user1 was relayed to user2, creating a sense that they were talking to each other normally. This also allows me to send any message to either of them, essentually giving them the false impression that the other person said what I typed. Who gives a **** about privacy? I hooked it up to minecraft's irc once, but got kicked :tongue.gif:
Omegle is extremely easy to break into. Once I created a loop that sent everyone into one giant conversation. Pretty much I ended up with 100 people all talking at once to eachother, AKA my internet and comp froze. Didn't want to try it again because omegle kills spambots pretty fast.
Also hooked it up to elbot. Pretty funny watching the people actually carrying on conversations with it.
95% of conversations I listen in on:
S1: ASL?
S2: a/s/l
S1: girl?
S2: LETS CYBER
S1: OK. BTW: THE GAME
S2: DAMNIT NOOB
S2 disconected
I've really only listened in on a handful of conversations. The best would be when I got two emos complaining about life, so I "entered" their convo with the tag [GOD] and told them that I loved them. They left.
I've really only listened in on a handful of conversations. The best would be when I got two emos complaining about life, so I "entered" their convo with the tag [GOD] and told them that I loved them. They left.
Would have worked better with Jesus but I still lol'd. You have to send me that bot immediately. IMMEDIATELY I TELL YOU!
Stranger: Hi, I'm looking for that one in a million girl that feels so horny that she wants someone to watch her on webcam... no fake, I know you're out there...
You: ...
Stranger: :smile.gif:
You: Are you in denial.
Stranger: haha what?
You: Do you tell yourself at night, if I keep asking people, eventually I'll get what I want.
You: Wait.
You: I know you feel the urge to disconnect and shy away from your problems.
You: But don't, there are people out there that can help you.
You: They can help you be more self-confident.
You: With your new found confidence, you, may just get a girlfriend too.
You: Like all of your friends.
Stranger: haha sweet
You: I know, you must envy them so much.
Stranger: give me a moment to read all that
Stranger: yes I'm in denial
Stranger: can you help me?
You: Ew, no. I can't help you. You dirty small dicked pervert. Go crawl back to whatever groggy pit you came from. Dickhead.
I pretended to be a burned out roadie for a doom metal band who was off his tits on acid and had spiders in his hair, and I ended up in a deep philosophical argument with someone who was completely convinced that fate existed, that the Koran was written by Allah and given to Mohamed and that humans had only one choice, to follow God's laws or to betray him and burn in hell, regardless of whether they were good by his definition or not.
He was completely rigid in his stance, refusing even to consider any of my points. I myself stuck with lots of possibilities, with no absolutes.
He got irritated when I outwitted him, especially because he thought I was a 38 year old stoner who couldn't remember his own name.
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Curse PremiumStranger: u a girl
You: Oh yes
You: a horny one
Stranger: really?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: send a pic
You: how about you drop your pants and grab your toes
You: I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: cyber.
You: oh yes
Stranger: well then.....lets get down to business
Stranger: :wink.gif:
You: I **** all over your cock and bend your spine until you have to eat it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi
You: Black people.
Stranger: Niggas
You: Indeed.
Stranger: why are black people so fast ??
You: Because of genetics.
Stranger: No all the slow ones are in jail
You: DOHOHOHOHO
You: no but srsly
You: I'm going to go with genetics on this one
Stranger: wat ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Edward turn Bella into a vampire and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby
You: Oh no
Stranger: haha
You: A shitty book about personality-devoid mary sues
You: ruined
You: you FIEND
You: ENTIRE SITE IS BABIES
Stranger: Mommy ?
Stranger: Daddy ?
Stranger: D:
You: BABIES.
Stranger: D:
Stranger: LMFAO XD
You: oh god your ass
You: put it back on
You: call a doctor oh jesus
Stranger: Wtffff.
You: Hello, I'm a doctor suddenly.
You: I will fix your ass.
You: BEND OVER.
Stranger: hello
You: ELLO GOV'NA
You: PICKS IN THE WIDGET EH WOT WOT
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaa what do you mean
You: 'AD A TWICE-AROUND WITH YOUR OLD MISSUS FOR A SIX PENCE, DIDDLY-DO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: I am a kitty
You: Meow, meow.
You: Aren't I pretty?
You: Meow, meow!
Stranger: omg can i pet you you sweet little *****?
You: **** NO
You: BEND OVER
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Stranger: asl
You: What's up?
Stranger: asl
You: Hmm.
You: I'm unfamiliar with acronyms. Inform me.
Stranger: f or m
You: One of those two.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Seriously, what is asl?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: -41 q State of Confusion
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It works every time.
EDIT:
I'm so witty XD
You: Audios.
Stranger: adios
You: What for?
Stranger: thats how its spelt retatrd
You: That's how it's spelt, retard
Are you making these manually or using some sort of tool?
That said, the unicode usage is seriously ****ing my bot over when strangers come and do stuff like that.
Quality of output = Skill * Effort
http://www.mediafire.com/?qjtnmlhldin
That said, bots:
Quality of output = Skill * Effort
I'm a Troll!
Hater
After extensive testing, I've learned Pikachu is a bad starting pokemon. It normally ends in butt rape.
Here's someone failing. (I'm not going to say who.)
You'll find many truths here.
How come I never get trolled?
I wouldn't listen to a thing I say. I'm probably insane.
The first hooked up to MSN and let everyone in a confrence connect up to one omegle user.
Second, I connected 2 omeglers together and let you listen in on their conversations. The message from user1 was relayed to user2, creating a sense that they were talking to each other normally. This also allows me to send any message to either of them, essentually giving them the false impression that the other person said what I typed. Who gives a **** about privacy? I hooked it up to minecraft's irc once, but got kicked :tongue.gif:
Omegle is extremely easy to break into. Once I created a loop that sent everyone into one giant conversation. Pretty much I ended up with 100 people all talking at once to eachother, AKA my internet and comp froze. Didn't want to try it again because omegle kills spambots pretty fast.
Also hooked it up to elbot. Pretty funny watching the people actually carrying on conversations with it.
95% of conversations I listen in on:
S1: ASL?
S2: a/s/l
S1: girl?
S2: LETS CYBER
S1: OK. BTW: THE GAME
S2: DAMNIT NOOB
S2 disconected
I've really only listened in on a handful of conversations. The best would be when I got two emos complaining about life, so I "entered" their convo with the tag [GOD] and told them that I loved them. They left.
Quality of output = Skill * Effort
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Curse PremiumWould have worked better with Jesus but I still lol'd. You have to send me that bot immediately. IMMEDIATELY I TELL YOU!
http://code.google.com/p/pyomegle/
Details:
http://forums.hackthissite.org/viewtopi ... =37&t=3783
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Curse PremiumU NEED to find logs!!! Idc how, i REQUIRE them!!
Allows you to inercept and modify convos.
I'm making my own with AI bots.
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