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Omegle: one of the most fun things to do on the internet!!!

Have intelligent conversation... get trolled, or troll (if ur into trolls... i mean.. ew...)

Link: http://www.omegle.com and http://www.lolmegle.com

Have fun!!
DISCUSS ur funniest conversation, or ur most thought provoking ones!!


EXPLANATION: My first post was a joke guys. Come on lighten up!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am god.
Stranger: i just need to know how old u r first
You: My age is not important.
You: As I created the earth
Stranger: good then can i write things like penice
You: If you find the need too.
Stranger: and Vajayjay
You: But ones body is a holy temple.
Stranger: if i was Jesus
Stranger: would i be you?
You: No.
Stranger: who would i be then?
You: Jesus
Stranger: So God
Stranger: how r things going for ya?
You: Aw I don't know
Stranger: yaa
You: With my creation killing them selfs I might have to do to you what I did to te dinos
Stranger: awww, dont be like that dude
You: And all theses prayers I can't get sleep.
Stranger: the dinos..... did they killing them selfs like we are?
You: No
You: I threw a meteor
You: They Ignored me for too long!
Stranger: i recon they weren inteligent enough
Stranger: they had no concept of god
You: Nor are you by the looks of it.
You: Inteligent that is.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how can u tell? oh thats right u r god
Stranger: so how inteligent r inteligent people?
You: Well they are intelligent.
Stranger: wat makes them that way?
You: The learn.
You: They*
Stranger: ive learned stuffs
Stranger: like.... scool and things
Stranger: nice talkin to ya god

That is the weirdest thing I have ever seen.

LOL. I love the Knock Knock Joke conversation.

Edit your post instead of multi-posting. This is your final warning before a ban. ~Real

i know right...
knock know, whos there?, disconnect, disconnect who? disconnect you! *disconnect*...
SO fun!!

Hrm, omegle is easy to access with python.
* considers making a markov bot for omegle *

I pulled a few I did about 6 months ago off of my old forum. I can guarantee you will think less of me by the time you're done reading them. They're nothing like what I would do now, but then they're also funnier than what I would do now. Oh, and severe content warning.

BEHOLD, INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION.

Stranger: in fact, im rather intelligent - r u ?
You: I like to think so.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: being ****ed is super horny, btw
You: Indeed, it is.

Stranger: wudu like me to suck u
Stranger: and then **** u
You: No, thanks.

Stranger: ****
Stranger: ASS HOLE
You: HOLY COCK
Stranger: DOUCHE BAG
You: DONKEY BONER
Stranger: COCK
You: PIGEON ****
Stranger: CUM DOUGNUT
You: ANAL SEEPAGE
You: ALIEN SPIDER WHORES
Stranger: ASSWIPE DONKEY****ING GOATSHIT CUNTMACHINE DICKNUT
You: SLACKJAWED JUNKSLUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ou: Ello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: Georgia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hey.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a catholic priest
You: I'm a delicious 11 year old boy.
You: *bends over*

Stranger: do mu have msn
You: no
Stranger: ok
You: we can do it here tho
Stranger: ok
You: :3
Stranger: do u have big booobs
You: the biggest
You: gtg i feel a huge dump coming on oh my god
Stranger: do u have pic
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Ssdomy.
You: Sounds like fun!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: horny?
You: oh yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 67/m/vermont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: slurp slurp slurp
You: SLURP
You: MMMM
Stranger: woohoo!
You: YOU TASTE LIKE MY FATHER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello.
You: you want some good cock billy
You: Hello.
You: How are you?
You: **** the govment
Stranger: I am 43 year old mother looking for little boy.
You: ololo
Stranger: nasty little boy.
You: wut
Stranger: Are you nasty little?
You: Wait, wait, wait.
Stranger: Taste my nasty maybe?
You: We can't troll each-other.
You: This just isn't going to work.
You: Nice setup, though. Very confusing and uncomfortable.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: nnng
Stranger: hello
You: HNNNNNG
Stranger: are you ok?
You: SPY SAPPIN MAH DISPENSER
Stranger: wtf?
You: YIPPIE KEE YI HEE YI KAIO
Stranger: are you like chinese or something?
You: JUMP UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
Stranger: weirdo.....
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: A wild Abra appears.
Stranger: hi
You: Abra used Teleport!
You: Wild Abra fled!
You have disconnected.

You: A wild Abra appears.
Stranger: magic missle
You: NOOO
You: It's a critical hit!
You: Abra casts FLARE!
Stranger: shield of the infinite
Stranger: deflect
You: Wild Abra is blinded!
Stranger: stranger cast creeping death
You: Wild Abra defeated!
You: PIKACHU gained 34 EXP!
You: SNORLAX gained 34 EXP!

You: A wild Abra appears.
Stranger: I punch it with my brass knucks
You: Abra ate Chesto berry!
Stranger: I poison it's berry stash
You: Abra used Teleport!
You: Wild Abra fled!
You have disconnected.



You: A wild Snorlax appears!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears.
Stranger: ****
You: SnoozE!
Stranger: NO WAY
You: Rollout!
You: Critical hit!
Stranger: TELEPORT
Stranger: **** **** ****
You: +36 exp!
You: Enemy Abra has fainted.
Stranger: ABRA ATE CHESTO BERRY
Stranger: ****
You: lol bai
Stranger: bai

You: Wild Abra appears!
Stranger: Before it could teleport, Ash grabbed the wild Abra by its throat, the normally closed eyes opening to exposed the black, fear-filled pupils beneath. "As the ancient Hawaiians once said, it's time for a dicking!" Ash unzipped his jeans, his preteen PENIS already throbbing at the excitement of boning the psychic treat. With a grunt he penetrated as deep as he could go into the anus of the poor, defenseless Pokemon.

You: Rival GARY would like to battle!
Stranger: I'M THE MOON *****
Stranger: oh ****
Stranger: is this the dude who had Wild Abra appear earlier?
You: Rival GARY sent out WARTORTLE!
Stranger: hacked game?
You: WARTORTLE used RAPE!
You: CHARMELEON'S ANUS was NEVER THE SAME!
Stranger: CHARMELEON used STRUGGLE!
Stranger: It's not very effective...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Rival GARY would like to battle!
You: Rival GARY sent out BLASTOISE!
Stranger: I choose you, Abra!
You: BLASTOISE used NECK SNAP!
You: Wild Abra became Paralyzed!
You: Wild Abra contemplates life!

You: Leader MISTY would like to battle!
You: Leader MISTY sent out STARYU!
Stranger: I send out my cock. Misty can suck it. I had a fantasy about that when I was 12
You: Misty removes her mask...
You: Revealing Rival GARY!
You: Rival GARY turned you into a FAG!
Stranger: Good, he can suck me too, Im bi
You: om nom nom
Stranger: :biggrin.gif:
You: Rival GARY has a stroke! Rival GARY bit your twanger off! STRANGER is out of usable genitals! STRANGER whited out!

Stranger: i hunger
Stranger: for children
You: MISTY gave BIRTH!
Stranger: to a mouse
Stranger: his name is stuart
Stranger: stuart little
You: STUART LITTLE used DISCONNECT
You: It's super effective!!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: whats your name
You: Wild Abra.
You: My hobbies include appearing and suddenly using teleport.
Stranger: yws:d
You: lolwut
Stranger: where are you from
You: Route 14.
Stranger: route?
Stranger: okey
Stranger: country
You: Kanto.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i'm 15,from korea,female.i want to find a boyfriend
You: I doubt that
You: oh ****
You: ****
You: MY ASS WEASELS ARE ACTING UP
You: GET THE CREAM
Stranger: i dont have cream
You: AGH
You: BUT THE ASS MICE
You: WEASELS
You: WHATEVER
You: GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: my english is poor
You: NHH
Stranger: i don't know what you say
You: TRAINSET WALLET COMBINATION SHEEP SKIN
You: nrgr
You have disconnected.

You: **** OH MY GOD HELP
Stranger: hii
You: IT'S IN MY ASS
You: AGH
You: WHY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: HBC?
Stranger: MCR?
Stranger: ST?
Stranger: HP?
You: D͎͎̓E͇A̎R GOD̛̼͎̎̾̌̃͊͢ ̠HĚ̵̯̲ͬ̐̀S ON̨̳̫̼̼̤͎̘̜̊L̘̱͈̱Y ̯͈A C̛̖H̢̹̦̙̚iL̮͊̿̊D̏̐̍
Stranger: o.o
You: W̖͈̻̟̝̘̱̹̯̭̰̹̘̱ḦY̸̧̛̰̺̺̩͚͌̒̍̇̓̒͡͠
Stranger: what?
You: P͌LẼAS̰̲͆́̔̏Ė ̜͎̲N̷̷̦̜̺̥̝̈́O
Stranger: ?
You: nnngnnnngnnngnnnngnnnngnnngnnnngnnnngnnng
Stranger: freak
Stranger: **** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: W̖͈̻̟̝̘̱̹̯̭̰̹̘̱ḦY̸̧̛̰̺̺̩͚͌̒̍̇̓̒͡͠ P͌LẼAS̰̲͆́̔̏Ė ̜͎̲N̷̷̦̜̺̥̝̈́O D͎͎̓E͇A̎R GOD̛̼͎̎̾̌̃͊͢ ̠HĚ̵̯̲ͬ̐̀S ON̨̳̫̼̼̤͎̘̜̊L̘̱͈̱Y ̯͈A C̛̖H̢̹̦̙̚iL̮͊̿̊D̏̐̍ ҉͏̙̠̹T̉̂̔A̪ͅǨ̯̝̦̗̤̬̯̣̦̆̅̂̔ͅE͈̳̻̺̭̘̰̭̞̺͉ ̸̶̜̖͍͎̆̿̽̚͢ME ̳̟̦̂I̦N̹̳̬̫͉̙̹S̈́T͈̞̺͈̥͉A̋̑̓̇͆Ě̞͈̰̙̭͍ͅD̯͎̰̺̫̄̄,̨̻̭̝̠͇̠̞̆͂͡ ̸̗̱͍̄͢ P̶̶͏͈̥͈̖͎̱̬̰L҉EA̎̀̓̂ḛ̩̣͂a̶̸̻̖͖̝e͋̄̽ḁ̧̛̛̰̤̰̜̭̞͆̾̇̆̕ͅé̬̘̖̞̣̾ͅa̶̸̻̖s̹̓z̳s̬̹̪z͎̼̝̦̯̭̰̮̩̹̣̦͇̬̏͆s̐s̿s̑̿̅̈̓͆̓< rR̆̍̀̓̈̄̈̿̄̎̔u̐n̄̔́̈n̴̛̻̩̠̫̟̩̩̥̗̱̦̐͋̓̄̔͊̅̿͡;
Stranger: wtf
You: NNNH YESSSSS
You: I͔̋̾͌ ̱͌͑́̿̃̉ͬ͢W͕̲̬I̵̥͕̖L̿̋ͭ̐ͨL͈̻̍ͪ̓̂ ̵͓͙̭͕̯̦̅̄͛̏̒̈́ͭͅT͚͖̂̓ͧ̎ͬͪĂ͆ͯ̉҉̖K̅̌͋́E͏̩͎̟̫͎ ̫̘̘͇̣̌̈̅̆͋ͮ͐͞ͅY͛̂ͯO̮͎͕̮̘̙̕Ṵͭͯͩ̎̐̅̀ ̨̱̬̠͓͌A͛́̃̀̔҉̩̺͇͉S͚̰̜̩̆ͣ̀ͩͧ͡ ͔̬͍ͬ͡A̖ ̷̫̙̈ͯ̉̾S̱̤̮͓̤̲̓̃ͭ̑̐ͥ́L̰͟A̗̜̳ͤ̉V̷͇̪̑̔ͬE̤̩̦̪͙ͥͫ
Stranger: wtf
You: S̓̂̔̈́L̻͌̑̋A̬̿͊V̟̹E̢ C̷̊͆͊H̺̪̻I̶̖̲͇͖̅̽̓L̗͎̰̘͙̫͔̂̃̐͌͊̌͗D͢
Stranger: man you r one ****ed up person
Stranger: as i can tell
You: oh lordy
You have disconnected.

You: I̾̌̀ ̛WI͉̰̯͇͍͍̒Ļ̱̠L̗̯͌ Ḍ̬́È̑̏S͆Ḛ̖̫̣C̀̚R̓̊̋̑͡Ả̉̀T̆̉͋̔É̻̓̋ ̈̂̽̋͋ͧYÖ̴UṘ̋̌ ̚Ŵ̼̕ÓM͎̲B͌̃̈́̌͊͋E ̗͉̣̯̜̎W̲̭̼̭͇͈͇I̗̪̬̍̆̒̇Ţ̩H̳̜̥̻̭ ̮̥̮͈͉̞̅M҉̩̱̝̦̖Y̩̤͉̱̓̽ ͉̩̲̳̕F͇͍I͌͏̭L̫̮̥̰̤ͅTH̷̹̖̪̤̲̲
Stranger: what is that?
You: ̳͍̹͎͖ͯ͂ͬ ̹̻̥̳͐͋̌̆ͦ̇̚ ̶͓̫̫̤͉͚̘̈ͥ̓̅͗̊ ̮͈̰̰͕̽̈ͧͪ̀ ͎̻ ̶̱͙̠͎̺ͥ̀ ̈́ ̦̳͕ͦͤ̔́ ̡̩̲ͫ ̗̦̯̬̳̑͊ͣ̀̚ ̧̲͓̱̣͔ͩ̽ͥͅ ̖̰͉̭̺͙̐ͬ͑̐̚ ̫ͦ͐ ̧̮̼̱̥̘͈ ͈̠̪̱̦ͥ̄ͬ ̣̥̱͈̤͎̰̉͂̉ ̶͍̖̩ͭ̾͋͐͋ ͐҉̜̰̲̪ ͇̻̤̦̥̰̰̄̍̀̃ͨ ̖̫͓͊ͦ͋ͅ ̡͇̝͍͎̰̂̀ͅ ̧̣̙̹̮̝ͪ ̞̺ͦ́ͩ͞ͅ ̍́͑͑̎҉̫̘ ̪̬ ̩̖͙̠̦͑͋̈́̿ ̮̖̗͔͖͎ͦ͜ ͉͓̃ͬͤ̀
You: L̤͍AR͇̘̂V̝̗̤͈̇̽̆AͨE͈̳̺͋ͅ ͍̦̒I̐ͪN̬̦̟ ̰̩͍̒̾̽ͅY̺̖̼̽O̩̝̰͉͡Uͥ̚R̰̙̳͌͋̆̌͢ ̙̇E̼̥͉̞̿ͅỶ̻̟̿E̙̩̓S
You have disconnected.

You: I̐ͫͨͤ ͇̻̻́͊͆̍͟W̸͖̯̣̖̖ͭ̿́I͏̺̩̦͇̮̼L͚͈̙͇̦̆̉̉͗̏̈́̊L͖̃̍ͩ̉ͫ̈́ ͮ̄҉̜̻T́̒͐̒҉͙̰̣A͚̫̤̣̳̥͔͡K̸̘͔̘̝̪͙̖̏̇ͣ̃͒ͣE̶̼̖ͦ͛̓̇̾̏ͧ ̨̝͖͓̺̦͋͆ͬ̀͌̓A̼̫̲̩̠̖͖̓̌͐̒̆̐W̶̘̞͓̥̺̥̩A͍̠͓̻̜͑̒̉͋͐͐͠Y̤̚ ̢͕̮̺̝̪̠͖ͫͨ̐ͩ͋́Y̸͚̟̖̝͉̙̋͛̓O̳͉͍̝͚̫͑Û͙̬̼̹͓̣͈͆͐Ȓ̠̉̔̈́ͥ͟ ̷̼͓͓͂M̖̦͙̳͋ͯ̌͌̒ͣͣͅÓ͇̠̤̥͇͈͑̾ͩ̀̈ͮU̥̹̪̙̜͍̱͌T̵̝͇̼ͩ͊̃H̲̗̗̮̗͍̭̋ͦ͂͑̉̅̎ ͍̖ͬ̿̊͢A̋ͩͪͯ̀ͭ͏Nͪ̽͂ͩ̄͗D̴̟͇̣̑̔̅̊̇ *̲̀͠*̴͐*̭̦̤̭̩͗ͪ͑̓̽ͤ͠*͖̻͈̭͖̙̓̽̃͆͂̀ ̴͙̘̝̯̟̋̉ͯ̅̿͛Y̲̰͚̲̻̼͌͒ͧ͆͛̆Ŏ̖̣̰͖͙͉͌̉Uͬ̐̔ ͂͝U͚̤̯̞̮̲̰͑͐͋͆̾͛̿̀N̙̫͈̍̂̈́̃̓̉T̬͉̲̺̘̯̒͛͌͋͂͟ͅI͙̤̠͎̟̫̼ͨ̈́ͦͦͧL͉͆̎͂̐̅ͪ͊ ́Yͬͣ͂̀̍͛ͩO͖̼̐̓̍Ṵ̣͚͔͉̠̝ ̰̲ͦ̄̂ͦ͒͡S̥̜̗̭̥͈͈͂̍̍̔͛̌̽C̡̩͇̱͊̊R̹̺͍̙ͫͮEͣ͛̎̀͂͏̪̟͚͔͉Aͩͫ҉͍̜M̵̻̍͒ͨ͆ͬË́́
Stranger: i'm a brazilian boy, looking for horny girls?
You: YÒ̧Ú̸̸̡ ͏̨̀͢͠Ẃ̶̛I̷̧̢̨͡L͏͢Ļ̴̨̕͡ ̶́͞Ķ̶̕N͏̸ÒW̸҉È̡͠ ̵͡҉N͏̷́͘O͘͟ ̸́́̀H̡͘A̷̧̛͘͟P̢͞P̛I̵̕͏̶͏N̵͠E̸̷͞S̷̕S̸͞͞҉̵̴̀
̷͠Y̢O̸҉҉͘U̷̧̢ ̶͡W̸̢iĻ̢̡L̴̛͟͝ ̨̨̕͡͞K̷̢̕̕͝N̶̛͢Ǫ͜͞Ẃ̵̴Ȩ̢͢ ̵̕͘͘N̡͡Ờ̡͠ ̴͜J̵̛̛́́O̶̸̢̧Y̶̢̛͝͡
̸̀́͜҉Y̴̛O̴͠U̸͟R̵̛ ̴̧̕͜͠L̢̨̛͞Ì̢̢̧̡F̨̨̨͘͡È̀͏͢ ̧͠Ẃ̴̨̢I̢̢L̢͘L̢̡͜͡ ̴̢B̷̧̡̕͞E̵͏̷̴ ̷Ŕ̵̡͞Ą̡͡͞P̡̢̕͞E͏
You: I͟͡N̴͝F̶͟I̸̛͡҉͟Ņ̀͟͝Ì̧̢͢T̶̀͡É̶͘ ̵̴҉V̸̧̧̢I̴̢͜͟͟O̢̢͡͠͡Ĺ҉Á̷̡̡Í̸̛͟TIO͟͝N͜҉̷ ̶̀Ǫ̧́͝F͞ ́͢͟T́҉̴̀͞H̷͢É͟ ̧͘M̷̸I̵̕͜Ń̡͏D͘͝͞ ̷̸̢̕͜S̵͘Ó̵̕U͏̡L ̵̕҉Ą̵̶N̛͢D̢͏ ̵B̸́O̸̧Ḑ͜Y͘̕͞
You: I̡̛ ̴͟͡W̢̡̡I̸̕͢҉̨L̡̧͞҉̢L̴͡ D̨͡҉͞͡E̷̶̷̴̕S̷̢̨̛È̢̢C̕͜͜͞R̸͜͡A҉̛T̡͜͞͞E̶̷͟͜͞ ͞҉͢Y̧̕͞ǫ̕U̶Ŗ͝͝ ̀͏W̴̢Ǫ̸̷̛M̷̀̀͞B̧́́E̕͘͢҉ ̶͜҉W͜Į̴T͢͏͡H̷̡̧̀ ̷̷̧͘͠M̶͢͞Y̡̡ ̷̨̡͡͡Ư͝Ņ̷̷̡͢H͏҉Ǫ͜͢͡L̵̀I҉̵Ń͘͡E̵҉̛҉͠S̕͢͠S̡͏̶͞
Stranger:JESUS NO
Stranger:BEGONE SATAN
Stranger:THE POWER OF CHRIST CAMPELLS YOU
You: I͓̪̤͇̊ͪ̀̿̈́̓ ̼̞̺̟̠̳͘W̺͚̖̥̋͂̋ͪͮͅI͖ͩͯL̴̉͋̄̏̎Lͤͭͯ̒͂́ ͓̹̞̲̗ͮ̃͋̎͂́V͚͍͎̤͔͎͐ͨ͂ͬͨ̌͢I̻̱͆ͬ̀O̙͕͊̈́͢L̯̩̟̝ͬ͂̋ͨA̶̪̖̮͚̗̳͗͂̓ͫ̀̂T̸͕Ḙ̰͍̱̤͓̻ ̡͙̱͕͕̻̝̅̽YͤͪO̮͔̬̘̬̱͗̄̋͒̈́̌ͮU̫ͮ̋ͮ̇͐̾ͅ ̷̪̲̿̈́̔W̧̪̊Ḭ̗̠̑ͨ̅͊̓̚̚͞T̘̭̭͇̃H̩ͬ͒ͨ̒̂ ̇̊A̸͎̺ͧ̓ͧ̔͐̒͂ ͎̣̳̙͗͂̂͌C̥͕̟̲͊̍̾̈ͅR̐͞U̦̯̖͍ͨ̇C̦̻̰͓̘̔̏̽̽͗ͤ̀I̜̺̋̇ͨ̆ͅFͤI͉̎̈ͨ͑͛̃X̶̺̮̬̭̲͍̏̓̊ͅ
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Stranger: hi
You: MAMA HAD A CHICKEN
You: MAMA HAD A COW
You: DAD WAS PROUD
You: HE DIDN'T CARE HOW
You: DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUH
You: NUH,
You: NUH NUUUH
You: NUNUH NUH NUNUNUNUH
You: DUH NUNUNUH NUH
You: COW
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I'm sorry you had to read that.

Quote from Peri »

I can guarantee you will think less of me by the time you're done reading them.

Indeed. Still hilarious though.
I'm also just going to link to this thread considering it had some omegle stuff in it.

Proof that good things can happen here, this is my first chat. Still in progress.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what's up?
Stranger: hi, not much
Stranger: wasting time on the interwebz
You: I've never been here before. I'm doing the same.
Stranger: how did you find out about this site?
You: www.minecraftforum.net
You: tgreat game - minecraft
You: you?
Stranger: reddit.com
Stranger: i dont really play too many games on the computer
Stranger: but i play wii, and playstation
You: PSX, 2, or 3?
Stranger: alas i only have a 2
Stranger: but i will get the 3 soon..probably
You: Aha, same here - PS2, (and PSX), Wii, Gamecube
You: But I do most of my gaming on PC
Stranger: do you play WoW or Everquest?
You: Nah
You: No MMOs for me
You: Used to play runescape, but lost interest
Stranger: my brother is really into those games
Stranger: it seems very time intensive
Stranger: :smile.gif:
You: Very true.
Stranger: so, where ru from?
You: Hold on, I'll brb..
Stranger: k
You: Hey.
You: I'm from a lot of palces.
Stranger: army kid?
You: Nah
You: I live currently in the Sate of Confusion
You: t:p
You: dang
Stranger: hehe
You: tgotta stop playing games where you type "t" to chat
You: oh my goodness, did it again there, too
Stranger: do you like to read?
You: Yea
Stranger: whos ur favorite author?
You: I have a few:
You: Jules Verne, for sci-fi
You: Ted Dekker, for some very suspnseful novels
You: Brian Jacques writes some unique but sorta kiddy action/fighting books
Stranger: for scifi mine is neal stephenson
Stranger: but i also like tom robbins
You: You know who jules verne is?
Stranger: just looked him up :smile.gif:
You: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Journey to the Center of the Earth, etc.
Stranger: i read so much that it is hard for me to remember all the authors ive read
You: classic.
Stranger: i have not read any of those yet though
You: You should
Stranger: although they should be on my lise
Stranger: list
You: Journey to the Center of the Earth was a great read
Stranger: cool..i will defintly check it out
Stranger: im reading judas unchained right nonw
Stranger: its part of a series
You: what series is that?
Stranger: pandora's star is the first
Stranger: then judas unchanined..there is antoher after that
You: What is it about?
Stranger: its about futuristic earth where humans basically live forever
You: sounds fascinating
Stranger: and they have uncovered this alien being
Stranger: that is singular and feels it should be the only life in the universe
You: Someone recently recommended to me a book, lemme find the title a second
Stranger: right now they have invaded 20 or so human planets, and humans are conteplating genocide
You: The Doors of his Face, the Lamps of his Mouth
You: tyou heard of it?
You: there goes that t again >.<
Stranger: nope hehe
Stranger: ive put them on my list though :smile.gif:
Stranger: i always keep a list of reading recommendations from here
You: There's a really interesting nonfiction book
You: it's a documentary
You: that I haven't found in any bookstores or the nearby library
You: and can't be bothered to order it online
You: but it's called The Possession and Excorcism of 12 Contemporary Americans
You: Probably a very interesting book, I'd imagine
Stranger: yah that does sound really interesting
You: Found some internet excerpts that looked intriguing

Trying the site again. Still getting "omg r u a horny hot girl".

Because attractive women find nothing more arousing than strangers on the internet who type like kindergarteners.

There are some glitches to resolve with my bot.

Bot: ["Gotmessage", "hi, how are you?
Stranger: i m fine
Bot: I'm fine, thank you.
Stranger: helloo
Bot: I think im in love with u.
Stranger: otMessage", "hu r u?
Bot: R u always a banana.
Stranger: ur wlcm
Bot: My bum is on ur lips.
Stranger: really
Bot: What dyou mean by spoon?
Stranger: ur asl?
Bot: My bum is on ur lips.

When I'm bored enough, I generally sift through Omegle for intelligent life rather than trolling. However, I have to say - Peri, the pokemon conversations are absolutely hilarious.

Haha, obvious troll.

Stranger: hey
You: What's up?
You: This is my sceond chat, you been at it for very long?
You: erm, hello?
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm alright.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: im fine thx
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: I'm one or the other.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What?

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm great thanks
You: you?
Stranger: good thanks
You: do you like to eat noodles
Stranger: oh i luv noodels
Stranger: u?
You: awesome, I do too :biggrin.gif:
Stranger: yey
Stranger: XD
You: i love noodles so much i killed fifteen women yesterday and sold their organs to the russian mob just so i could buy more noodles
Stranger: kool
You: so how old are you
Stranger: 15 u?
You: 71
Stranger: lol
You: wanna have sex
Stranger: no thanks
You: aww :sad.gif:
Stranger: u?
You: yes please
Stranger: sorry im to tierd
You: its okay
You: i'll just murder some more women tomorrow and rape their bodies as I cut them open in search of valuable organs
Stranger: kool
You: are you sure you don't want to have sex
Stranger: yeh i am quit sleepy
You: oh but I don't really mind if you sleep while I **** you up the ass
You: its pretty much the same as ****ing a dead body
Stranger: ok then if u are up for doinig all the work
You: sweet

I left this one out because I thought it crossed the line a bit, but whatever


You: Ello
Stranger: Hi
You: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET :biggrin.gif:
Stranger: If I take a minute to think about it, will you wait?
You: I suppose.
Stranger: Alright...
Stranger: My first time was with a guy. I haven't seen him in maybe 7 years.
You: Hawt.
Stranger: In fact, it may have been the second-to-last time I saw him. He never mentioned it.
Stranger: How about you?
You: Well
You: Sometimes at night.
You: I go into my backyard...
You: And A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: MASTERBALL
You: Wild ABRA was caught!
Stranger: I pee on the masterball.
You: ABRA develops a URINE FETISH!
Stranger: Drink my urine, you naughty naught Abra.
Stranger: You bad boy. Bad boy.
Stranger: You're so dirty.
You: ABRA is a SUBBY *****!
Stranger: Let me clean you with my tongue.
You: ABRA fights back only because he knows it AROUSES YOU!
Stranger: The capitalization really makes this special. Thanks.
Stranger: Teleport!