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[It's a Guard Life]

First Guard: Heya Joe. Can I ask you something?

Second Guard: Sure Bill, What's on your mind?

First Guard: Well uh, I kinda have a question.

Second Guard: Yes Bill, we've established that already.

Second Guard: Now what's your question?

First Guard: Uhh, does my butt look big in these jeans?

Second Guard: Oh for pete's sake Bill.

Second Guard: Every day you come into work,

Second Guard: And every time you ask me this question.

First Guard: Well, I had trouble putting these on in the morning.

First Guard: They're really tight, especially around the crotch...

Second Guard: Hey, hey, woah!

Second Guard: Too much information.

Second Guard: I don't know how to get this through your thick skull Bill.

Second Guard: But we are Runescape characters.

Second Guard: We look exactly the same.

Second Guard: Every player on Runescape

Second Guard: Is exactly the same height,

Second Guard: Exactly the same weight.

Second Guard: You do not look fat in those jeans.

Second Guard: God!

First Guard: Well, I guess you're right.

First Guard: So, do they?

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