This is why you don't need to invent complex unhelpful code languages, it's about as useful as bogo sort for any real communication and still trivial to decrypt.
@allyourbasesaregone you took it literally, it was just a joke
The point is that the OP messed up the translation because of how hard the language is, thus ruining the joke over its own point (the unneeded complexity).
The point is that the OP messed up the translation because of how hard the language is, thus ruining the joke over its own point (the unneeded complexity).
Or did you miss the
"Holy cow ir didn't write hello correctly
Dammit..."
?
The joke was writing "hello world" but the letters are made out of the letter C
Alright, here's a joke diskstray32 once made on me.
So I was working on a powerpoint for a proyect, then leave my laptop alone for 5 minutes because I had to poop.
Then diskstray32, who was at my house btw, moved my pictures to "sample images", since the images on that filder don't appear on the "my images" screensaver. Then he downloaded a .png of the bsod, and went to properties. Then he clicked on the earlier mentioned screensaver and clicked "preview". And you could see a "bsod" on the screen. A fake one. Then he leaves.
I come back from the toilet, and see that my pc "bluescreened". And then, accidentally move the cursor and discover it was fake. At first I was angry but soonly after we both started laughing.
Alright, here's a joke diskstray32 once made on me.
So I was working on a powerpoint for a proyect, then leave my laptop alone for 5 minutes because I had to poop.
Then diskstray32, who was at my house btw, moved my pictures to "sample images", since the images on that filder don't appear on the "my images" screensaver. Then he downloaded a .png of the bsod, and went to properties. Then he clicked on the earlier mentioned screensaver and clicked "preview". And you could see a "bsod" on the screen. A fake one. Then he leaves.
I come back from the toilet, and see that my pc "bluescreened". And then, accidentally move the cursor and discover it was fake. At first I was angry but soonly after we both started laughing.
I've seen this trick be used on customer service before. Nasty.
Well, since this thread is starting to become just a "Stacks posts his copypasta here because not spamming other threads", I'll post this here:
Quoting template so that I can quote other threads
First "quote=username;/members/username;/forums/categoy/section/thread?comment=number" between square brackets and then "post /quote" also between square brackets, but this time only the "/quote", not the "post".
Hope minecraftforum.net doesn't take this as a real quote...
Yes, I keep forgetting how it was, that's why I'm posting this. My memory socks, you know.
I'll go first:
Me: I code in C pretty well.
Interwiewer: Then do the hello world using C.
Me:
C C CCCC C C CC
C C C C C C C
CCCC CCCC C C C C
C C C C C C C
C C CCCC CCCC CCCC CC
(Now write world this same way)
Holy cow ir didn't write hello correctly
Dammit...
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
Lol.
This is why you don't need to invent complex unhelpful code languages, it's about as useful as bogo sort for any real communication and still trivial to decrypt.
@allyourbasesaregone you took it literally, it was just a joke
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
The point is that the OP messed up the translation because of how hard the language is, thus ruining the joke over its own point (the unneeded complexity).
Or did you miss the
"Holy cow ir didn't write hello correctly
Dammit..."
?
The joke was writing "hello world" but the letters are made out of the letter C
It wasn't a code language
EDIT: How could it be a code language made by me if I can't even make a working hello world in scratch?
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
Here goes another:
FOR WHAT DO WE USE GOOGLE EARTH?
10%: Educational purposes and similars
90%: Seeing my house's roof
Statistics never fail...
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
This thread is kinda dead, the only people who posted here were allyourbasesaregone and me...
My intention was to make a thread for people to post their jokes and memes, and have fun with other people's posts...
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
Copypasta from notepad.
My opinion on every windows I know
(This is a joke plz don't take this seriously)
95: Only had contact with it because of progressbar95
98: Same as 95
Me: Mistake edition it socks even more than vista
2000: Idk
Xp: Probably the best one
Longhorn: Idk
Vista: Also socks but not as much as me
7: Very good one not as good as xp but still really good
8: Mistaken it with windows phone
8.1: Same as 8
10: Good system but kinda socks?
11: Idk only know of it because of Enderman's videos
BONUS
Ms-dos: Command prompt with no windows
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
Another copypasta from notepad (yes I'm doing a lot of copypasta here)
WHAT THE KEYBINDINGS REALLY MEAN:
W = We gaan
A = Alternate sideways
S = Shrink back
D = Deviate right
E = Extra special key
I = I like to access my inventory moving my hand away from wasd instead of using a sensible shortcut like e
Space = Jump into space
K = "Klimb" into the air
T = Talk?
M = Much too loud
Z = Zoom, enhance!
Left arrow = Back one item
Right arrow = Next item
Q = Quit holding item
P = Please fix water movement, it's bugged!
F1 = Forget 1nterface for a bit
F2 = Forget 2 display chat
F10 = Face it, 1'm 0nly able to use chat
. = Don't tell anyone I have x-rays
/ = Save time entering commands
Esc = Your mom thought online games could be paused
Shift = Shift to not wake William up
Control = Gottagofast
V = View world from above
And my personal extra:
F = "Your friend just died" (spam f in th chat)
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
Alright, here's a joke diskstray32 once made on me.
So I was working on a powerpoint for a proyect, then leave my laptop alone for 5 minutes because I had to poop.
Then diskstray32, who was at my house btw, moved my pictures to "sample images", since the images on that filder don't appear on the "my images" screensaver. Then he downloaded a .png of the bsod, and went to properties. Then he clicked on the earlier mentioned screensaver and clicked "preview". And you could see a "bsod" on the screen. A fake one. Then he leaves.
I come back from the toilet, and see that my pc "bluescreened". And then, accidentally move the cursor and discover it was fake. At first I was angry but soonly after we both started laughing.
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
I've seen this trick be used on customer service before. Nasty.
Well, since this thread is starting to become just a "Stacks posts his copypasta here because not spamming other threads", I'll post this here:
Quoting template so that I can quote other threads
First "quote=username;/members/username;/forums/categoy/section/thread?comment=number" between square brackets and then "post /quote" also between square brackets, but this time only the "/quote", not the "post".
Hope minecraftforum.net doesn't take this as a real quote...
Yes, I keep forgetting how it was, that's why I'm posting this. My memory socks, you know.
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
My friends' opinions about me:
He very short (Danny)
Very funny (Fausto)
A geek who likes swimming pools (Huang Gu)
The one with lots of discontinued nerf (Alexander)
That guy who likes jokes, comics, videogames and computers (Álvaro)
Cringe but nice (Lester)
Spam. Funny spam. (Mohammed)
Good friend if he's in good mood (Sarah)
Idk only know him because of minecraft (Pierre)
Very nice but sometimes a wee bit annoying (Rashid)
Likes olives (Eugenio)
Really good friend but kinda stupid sometimes (Janna)
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
DISCLAIMER: This is a joke. Plz don't take this seriously.
Microsoft, explain these things you made in windows 11:
Why is the start centered? Wasn't it supposed to go on the left?
Why is the bsod black? I thought the b stood for blue!
Why is it just a mockup of 10? Explain!
Why doesn't the backwards compatibility work? Didn't you want it to be eternal?
And, most importantly...
...WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MUCH BLOATWARE!?!? It's ridiculous!
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
You tried.
But sadly ASCII letters don't get propetly displayed here.
Even though, great joke!
*Accidentally messes up the entire kernel*
imgflip.com is my main go-to for memes.
Bad joke:
*Plane is crashing*
*Pilot asleep*
Someone:
"Hey anyone knows how to play Microsoft Flight Simulator???"
*Accidentally messes up the entire kernel*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
Sorry, it's actually a very good joke.
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?
Microsoft: After 15 years, finally found it... THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!
Scroll of truth: Eternal backwards compatibility isn't possible.
Microsoft: NYEHHH!!!
*Accidentally messes up the entire kernel*
Funny translations
Original text: So I just got a blue screen of death...
Now the translations!
Yoda: A blue screen of death, so I just got.
Swedish chef: Su I juost gut a bluoe-a scree-a ouff deet...
Dolan: So ai juts gawt n blooscreinuv death.
B1FF: 5O 1 JU5T GOT A BLU3 SCREEN OF DEETH...!!
ERMAHGERD: SER I JERST GERT A BLER SCRERN ERF DERTH.
Lolcat: So Iz jus got blue screen ov death...
Aoler text: SO I JUST GOT A BLU3 SCR33N OF D3ATH...!!
So yeah, I had some laughs with this.
Just in case you're wondering, got these from funtranslations.com.
P.S. If it wasn't because I typed the input text, I wouldn't have understood the dolan and ERMAHGERD ones...
Not even my hello world works :'C
(But powerpoint does xd)
Btw what does api stand for?