GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
EDIT: Oh yeah someone did an updated version of the original penguin of doom copypasta
Hello. I am Katy. I’m now 25 years old and I’ve long since moved on from this immature stage of my life. I now have graduated from university with a degree in women’s studies. I am an activist, blogger and an outspoken speaker and author on women’s rights and rights for minority religious and ethnic groups. I apologise for my immaturity. As for my bisexuality, I now know that I a transexual genderfluid rather than bisexual. Obviously I’m still not dating the stated girlfriend. I have a Tumblr and a Pinterest but I won’t give it out to any old weirdo on the internet. As for this copypasta; I hope I can put it to rest, I’ve moved on from being random, but… Invader Zim is still a classic; I’d recommend Homestuck and Nightvale if you like it.
You know what how about you stop bloody misgendering me mate. In case your bigoted brain couldn't figure it out, I sexually identify as a masculine trans-Italian, not a feminine one. Thus my pronouns are il/i with the exception of when I feel like beginning with a S and a consonant or a Z, making them lo/gli, or when I begin with a vowel, making them l'/gli. I can't believe you would be so problematic, I expected better from you
Well it seems like they're going to add Johto Pokemon to Pokemon GO, so that might reinvigorate my interest in that game. Also, Overwatch is receiving a Winter update, so that looks fun too.
Mainstream media? More like LAMEstream media.Yeah, lemme throw some names at you. Mark Zuckerberg. Kim Kardashian. Melinda Gates. If you can't see the links of the chain, you'll let it blind you to the harsh reality of the dim truth.
Pokemon Go? More like Pokemon government -tracking-with-a-purpose. Think about it. Or don't think, the ball's in the other court now. We've always never been in control. The REAL Overwatch is state-sponsored surveillance from the shadow government that pulls our strings. How can I be a real boy if the media's strings keep holding me down? TRUTH bomb. The world loves us, but we're holding ourselves back. Peace, love, recycle.
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Bloody unbelievable. It is so bloody disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the penguin of doom copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because she was "so random". Well, think about it, you wombat. What if she WAS very random? What if she actually had feelings and her day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took her words over and over and used it for squaks and galahs. How bloody rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think XXXX is swill could be used as a copypasta. That is just bloody wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be crapped out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to bloody stop.