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What kind of criminal do you think you could categorize yourself as? I mean, just how bad could it be...?

As for myself, I'd be a corrupt civil servant. Someone who's borderline genius and prefers to work quietly and mercilessly.

Oh, I'd be a complete monster. I mean, if you are gonna be evil might as well go all out right?

I would be a man who kills victims with a PENCIL

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Mercenary, i would wear red and black and call myself Deadpool.

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Mercenary, i would wear red and black and call myself Deadpool.

Lol, deadpool is one of my favorite characters. Funniest one I know.

User of the avada kedavra spell

Second rate sarcasm.

If I were evil, I'd like to think of myself living up to my favorite villain's expectations, Kefka. If you've played FFVI, you'd know....

I would be a hit-man.

I would walk up to random people who I disagree with, paralyze their legs with a stun gun, blurt out

embarrassing facts about their past and then run.

I would fire white phosphorus warheads at crowds of innocent people, and maybe some aerosolized nerve agents too.

I would also detonate some nuclear warheads in major cities.

And maybe a virus with the contagiousness of the flu with symptoms of ebola for good measure.

The man who doesn't commit any substantial crimes, he just does it for the sake of breaking the rules (and pissing of the cops, of course). I hate the system, but that's just it - I ain't got the balls to do anything neither to have the FBI chasin' mah ass.

I'd probably be one who does strange and twisted things. For example, someone on Tumblr said they would be the febreeze murderer and would blindfold their victims, ask them what they smell, and when they say something nice, they pull the blindfold off and it's the dead bodies of their victims.

Honestly, I'd be too afraid to attempt stuff.

I'd be the guy who's a jerk to everybody, but no one cares because they realize he's doing it jokingly.



I'm so evil, right?

I would be a thief. Or the type of person that steals from one person and gives it to whomever originally owned it.

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I would be a man who kills victims with a PENCIL

Like the Joker did once?