1 Year ago the military was on the losing side of the war. All seemed bleak until one soldier brought a penguin in to training. They had trained that penguin in the use of explosives and sent him out into the field. They had thought that they had won but the agent went rouge. Now he only lives on as a legend, the legend of ShotgunPenguin.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
I'll walk up to a stranger or even a friend, in my mind I'll have the most eloquent flowing words riddled with wit and humor alike for my introductions.
What actually happens: "Errr, uhh, hey you with.. Umm, sorry wrong person, though you were..." mumbles and briskly walks away...
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"That's just my opinion though, don't go spreading it around."