GANG-ATTACK GARY
A guy who really wants to assure your doom in "fair" 1v3 games by inviting ALL of his glorious 2 friends to stomp your corpse and mutilate your body, and steal all the credit for it.
OVER-EAGER EDGAR
This guy will often join games looking for some crazy speedruns of stuff and will spam chat if need be with "LETS GO" or "HURRY UP" when you and others are trudging through the enemies this guy sprinted past. Raid boss activation? Before you are ready. Next area? Goodbye loot!
If he appears, give him extra tasks to slow him down to keep him in the group.
HARDCORE-CASUAL
A variant of gamer, though not common, can still be annoying. He plays the most casual games on the market extremely and heavily competitively to gain the #1 ranking among people who just want to play for a teensy bit. Oh yeah.
Hardcore-Casual: I just got my level 100 heracross in pokemon! Realistic Guy: Cool. I beat Far Cry 3 and got 2 achievements in Dishonored. Hardcore-Casual: HAH! I can beast you in Madden with my team that took HOURS to put together. Realistic Guy: I'll just leave you be.
CASUAL-HARDCORE
A flip side of hardcore casual. These disturbances bring stupidity and arrogance to ranked matches that can place you in a league. They bought the game for whoever knows WHAT reason, but they bought it to fool around and impede progress within your game.
Gamer: Hey man can you get a med-kit to that guy over on the left? Casual-Hardcore: I LOVE med kits! (Applies kit to himself, dances) Gamer: Dude, this is the most critical part of the level. I NEED that guy to live. Casual-Hardcore: Eh brb going to grab a pop and text my bud. Gamer: Aww come on!
PANIC-MODE PETER or ANTI-CHALLENGE ANTHONY
He says he can beat tough boss levels with low-level weapons. He says he can do just about anything in the game... Given he has the most broken and/or overpowered weapons set in the game just in case. He'll break any challenge in games (like nuzlocke and 1-up race) and just switch to the backup plan, most of the time.
Maybe I just didn't see it, but there should be one called "Mr.Misogynist" When a male does find out that a female is playing a game, he decides to say everything he can possibly think of to discriminate against the female like "Women belong in the kitchen" "Make me a Samich!" "Or women can't play games they can only make babies" These statements get so incredibly annoying. I don't do anything to scream I am a female, if someone asks me I am I simply say "yes" that's it! Sometimes I get a weirdo who wants to stalk me....and say inappropriate things to me...which I have to block of course...but then other times I get "Mr. Misogynist" Ugh...I just want to play the game with a group of chill people is that so hard to ask for? Apparently, yes...
you must have seen them around not only on the internet but even in real life.
they go around thinking they are so cool because tehy bought CoD ghosts or GTA 5 and they keep on saying "game title here" is the BEST game ever!!
then if you try contesting him saying "its not the most original game" or "i dont like it" they literally shoot at you insults and saying that the games you play suck really bad and that cant be better then his and that hes a "profesional gamer" and that he tried the games you play and thought they sucked when he really just watched 2 seconds of them on youtube.
not only they will engage fist to fist fights to defend the name of the "god game" he plays, and also on the internet he does the same trying to humiliate you with words that show a total sign of imaturity and stupidity.
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While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying, so don't sweat it.
Roleplay characters:
Death (me)
War
Pestilence
Famine
"Yet another stands before me... Then so be it. For the curse of life, is the curse of want. And so, you peer... Into the fog, in hope of answers."
Tmp: No your not, you're just spawncamping, please stop.
OMGSOPRO: NEVUR OMG U SUXORZ I RULE
OMGSOPRO was banned: Reason: Hey, Dora's on!
OMGSOPRO: OMG IMA HAX YOU AND TELL ON YOU FUUUUUUUUUUU!
Semi-True story, I got the idea from EFT. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME ON TURBINES THESE 5 YEAR OLDS JUST DECIDE TO SPAWNCAMP OUR TEAM!
Same with the teamkiller on Turbine. On servers with friendlyfire on(I still don't know why I went there), they go demoman and plant stickies on the spawning areas and every time you spawn, they detonate it.
This, combined with the facts that the respawn time is long enough for them to replant the stickies, that there's an ammo resupplier next to them and that some servers have plugins that prevent you from switching to teams and even to spectator gives those idiots free points and dominations until you leave the server.
Mr. Invincible
Ever played on StarMade or a factions server on Minecraft? These are the guys with the lone wolf or one-man army factions that enemy your completely superior faction for no reason and
A ) Just sit there, mocking you with enemy status
B ) Attack you, then when you kill them, they proclaim a "Winning is losing" victory or
C ) Let you attack them and promptly rage and/or quit the game.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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rootfridge
Xbox:
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THE RAGE QUITTER
This player has never lost a game, or you could say it better as the player that has no wins. This player does not like to lose, so he rage quits the game to not lose.
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I once heard someone say you could fight off the Ender Dragon with sticks. He was the smartest person I have ever met.
Okay, so if you play Transformers: War for Cybertron, and this guy called Hotrod is on your team. You're gonna have a good time. Not only is he really good at this game, one time, he got a 7-kill streak as a scientist, and he gave me his 1-hit kill weapon. Such kindness.
Anyway, SUGGESTION TIME!!
THE 1337 SP33K3R
It kind of speaks for itself. Basically, they think the 1337 speak is the dominant language, when in reality, we can't understand what the heck they're saying. Few-ish people, like me, don't speak 1337 often but can understand it.
OMG U SUXORS
Translation: Oh my gosh you suck!
H3LL0
Translation: Hello.
They are a million times more annoying when they try to speak Leet in the mic.
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Here's my own suggestion. Sorry if you already have this, I haven't taken the time to read all of this yet!
The In and Out:
This gamer likes to sporadically log into servers and then log back out, a variation is when they do it over and over and over...
Ex. of Original
StrawberryGamer has logged on
[StrawberryGamer]babababababdindingdinghihsndkjfjhifyounhaveapplezeatpiejdskfhakjsdlalalalalalalallololllollolololololololollol...
StrawberryGamer has logged off
Ex. of Variation
DingDongDitch has logged on
[DingDongDitch]dingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong!!!
DingDongDitch has logged off
[Applehead]Geez, what's his problem?
[Ahappyguy]Probably just some random spammer.
DingDongDitch has logged on
[DingDongDitch]lalalalalla hahahah u guys suck! HAHAHAHAHAHAH CAPS IS ANNOYING HUH? I KNOW THAT!
[Ahappyguy]Shut up, dude!
[DingDongDitch] Bye guys byebeybeybeyhybyebyebyebyebyebyebhfhdjhsfmhksdhmkfahdsfads
DingDongDitch has logged off
[Applehead]Bet you five diamonds he'll come back on...
[Ahappyguy]Yeah right...
[Ahappyguy]I think he's gone for good.
DingDongDitch has logged on
[Ahappyguy]You suck man!
[DingDongDitch] good at this game. You suck yousuckyuosuckyousuck
[DIngDongDitch]hahahahahahahahahahha
DingDongDitch has been banned
[Ahappyguy]Thank you apple.
[Applehead]You owe me five diamonds.
Hey there, all. I stream CTMs as well as other indie games, Minecraft servers and probably that's it. I'm your supreme overlord too so I command you to CHECK ME OUT: www.twitch.tv/techniclepanther
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Most of us have probably met this kind of guy******:
He/she/it has enchanted diamond armor* and enchanted bows and diamond weaponry**, and because they don't like you***, they'll constantly threaten death, forgetting you have better equipment and an entire army****.
*or power/quantum armor on various technic servers
**nano saber/red katar/power fist on technic servers, of course
***likely 'cause you're pro*****
****Not that we condone taking over servers
*****Not that we believe that
******Could apply to any multiplayer game aside from Minecraft*******
*******Not that we condone playing any games aside from Minecraft********
********
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"The validity of internet quotes is getting sketchy these days." - Abraham Lincoln
The crybaby
This one always just thinks that if they lose, the other persons hacking, or if they lose, they just scream loudly into the mic.
1a.The "Rationalizer" Thank you pinballboy7 and TheKian1337 This sub-type gamer, as expected, has never lost a game. It doesn't matter how many points you beat him by, or if you managed to stomp his team of 9 with your team of just 2. Either this "rationalizer" has won, or has won but in a different smaller scale method.
Now for a new one...
The Political... Okay, there's no title descriptive enough.
They'll be on your server. They'll be making political jokes. They'll be 'hunting elephants'. They'll be pounding conservatives, liberals, and anyone they disagree with. There's no hiding. They're following you. In fact, they're - Aghh!
Disclaimer: 3.14159 people were['nt] hurt in the making of this.
The 'Hacker'******
"Hey, everybody. I know you may not be as much of an intellectual as me****, but let it be known to you that I am a key member of Anonymous and may hack you and the US whensoever I please. I need not your IP's, as I am already fully capable of receiving your computer data from the server. None of you is safe anymore."
Yeah, so I overdid it. Stop complaining or I'll hack you*****.
The Intellectual
IE me. You can recognize this player by their spelling everything right, being geniuses, being arrogant in a geniusy way, and generally being enviously intelligent. They may be also be recognized by their fake upper-class sounding British accents.
"What ho, old chap? It is graciating******* to see you again, friends. Now, listen carefully, first..." He then goes off on this (brilliant) battle plan, involving flanking creepers, purposeful lag, glitches, British accents, Monty Python references, cow tipping, sniping, headshots, #36. The Elite, and playing World of Goo.
The Monty Python... Guy
'Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail' seeming to be the best known... You will likely not be on a server long without finding one of these... things. Minecraft, they see a witch, and "I found a wooden mob." See a female wizard or sorcerer/mage/thing, "Let's build a bridge out of 'er," or "She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better..." If they see a harmless ambient rabbit, "Where's the holy hand grenade?!" If they're on a forum post about the most annoying types of gamers, they'll make a post about this gamer type and in doing so, make several Monty Python references! Wait a minute...wait a minute...no, it can't be!
*Wheat, alfalfa, whatever
**Alpha
***Not 6
****Good luck with that...'
*****Not really, just demonstrating ---V
******
*******He's smart enough to make up words
The Monty Python... Guy
'Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail' seeming to be the best known... You will likely not be on a server long without finding one of these... things. Minecraft, they see a witch, and "I found a wooden mob." See a female wizard or sorcerer/mage/thing, "Let's build a bridge out of 'er," or "She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better..." If they see a harmless ambient rabbit, "Where's the holy hand grenade?!" If they're on a forum post about the most annoying types of gamers, they'll make a post about this gamer type and in doing so, make several Monty Python references! Wait a minute...wait a minute...no, it can't be!
*Wheat, alfalfa, whatever
**Alpha
***Not 6
****Good luck with that...'
*****Not really, just demonstrating ---V
******
*******He's smart enough to make up words
Well, I really don't notice these people on servers. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition I guess.
This type of gamer is a real snob, or just so happens to utterly hate every single digit of code of a game you like. Not only that, but they will actually berate you for playing that game. "OMG U PLAY (INSERT GAME HERE)?! YOU SUCK EVERYONE THAT PLAYS THAT SUCKS! MINDLESS RAAAAAAAAGE! RANTRANTRANTRANT!"
The Gen Hater
These guys can be annoying, because their minds seem to be locked in a state that says "anything past gen X is a pathetic excuse for a Pokemon game." They're often the causes of flame wars and they're the troops of the gen wars. Now they are entitled to their opinion, but they shouldn't make it as obvious as holding up a very noisy sign that says "GEN 1 ROCKS! OTHER GENS STINK!" 'cause that'll just make a lot of people hate you.
GANG-ATTACK GARY
A guy who really wants to assure your doom in "fair" 1v3 games by inviting ALL of his glorious 2 friends to stomp your corpse and mutilate your body, and steal all the credit for it.
OVER-EAGER EDGAR
This guy will often join games looking for some crazy speedruns of stuff and will spam chat if need be with "LETS GO" or "HURRY UP" when you and others are trudging through the enemies this guy sprinted past. Raid boss activation? Before you are ready. Next area? Goodbye loot!
If he appears, give him extra tasks to slow him down to keep him in the group.
HARDCORE-CASUAL
A variant of gamer, though not common, can still be annoying. He plays the most casual games on the market extremely and heavily competitively to gain the #1 ranking among people who just want to play for a teensy bit. Oh yeah.
Hardcore-Casual: I just got my level 100 heracross in pokemon!
Realistic Guy: Cool. I beat Far Cry 3 and got 2 achievements in Dishonored.
Hardcore-Casual: HAH! I can beast you in Madden with my team that took HOURS to put together.
Realistic Guy: I'll just leave you be.
CASUAL-HARDCORE
A flip side of hardcore casual. These disturbances bring stupidity and arrogance to ranked matches that can place you in a league. They bought the game for whoever knows WHAT reason, but they bought it to fool around and impede progress within your game.
Gamer: Hey man can you get a med-kit to that guy over on the left?
Casual-Hardcore: I LOVE med kits! (Applies kit to himself, dances)
Gamer: Dude, this is the most critical part of the level. I NEED that guy to live.
Casual-Hardcore: Eh brb going to grab a pop and text my bud.
Gamer: Aww come on!
PANIC-MODE PETER or ANTI-CHALLENGE ANTHONY
He says he can beat tough boss levels with low-level weapons. He says he can do just about anything in the game... Given he has the most broken and/or overpowered weapons set in the game just in case. He'll break any challenge in games (like nuzlocke and 1-up race) and just switch to the backup plan, most of the time.
This annoys me too, and I'm not even a girl.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
you must have seen them around not only on the internet but even in real life.
they go around thinking they are so cool because tehy bought CoD ghosts or GTA 5 and they keep on saying "game title here" is the BEST game ever!!
then if you try contesting him saying "its not the most original game" or "i dont like it" they literally shoot at you insults and saying that the games you play suck really bad and that cant be better then his and that hes a "profesional gamer" and that he tried the games you play and thought they sucked when he really just watched 2 seconds of them on youtube.
not only they will engage fist to fist fights to defend the name of the "god game" he plays, and also on the internet he does the same trying to humiliate you with words that show a total sign of imaturity and stupidity.
Roleplay characters:
Death (me)
War
Pestilence
Famine
If it's so "dumb" then why do you care to add to it?
Sarcasm.
These 5 yr. olds in a nutshell
OMGSOPRO killed Totallymatureplayer
OMGSOPRO: HA HA I R OWNING U
Tmp: No your not, you're just spawncamping, please stop.
OMGSOPRO: NEVUR OMG U SUXORZ I RULE
OMGSOPRO was banned: Reason: Hey, Dora's on!
OMGSOPRO: OMG IMA HAX YOU AND TELL ON YOU FUUUUUUUUUUU!
Semi-True story, I got the idea from EFT. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME ON TURBINES THESE 5 YEAR OLDS JUST DECIDE TO SPAWNCAMP OUR TEAM!
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
As of #49, the secret of me being able to laugh constantly is that I'm part insane.
Same with the teamkiller on Turbine. On servers with friendlyfire on(I still don't know why I went there), they go demoman and plant stickies on the spawning areas and every time you spawn, they detonate it.
This, combined with the facts that the respawn time is long enough for them to replant the stickies, that there's an ammo resupplier next to them and that some servers have plugins that prevent you from switching to teams and even to spectator gives those idiots free points and dominations until you leave the server.
Ever played on StarMade or a factions server on Minecraft? These are the guys with the lone wolf or one-man army factions that enemy your completely superior faction for no reason and
A ) Just sit there, mocking you with enemy status
B ) Attack you, then when you kill them, they proclaim a "Winning is losing" victory or
C ) Let you attack them and promptly rage and/or quit the game.
This player has never lost a game, or you could say it better as the player that has no wins. This player does not like to lose, so he rage quits the game to not lose.
I once heard someone say you could fight off the Ender Dragon with sticks. He was the smartest person I have ever met.
I wasn't really being serious.
Anyway, SUGGESTION TIME!!
OMG U SUXORS
Translation: Oh my gosh you suck!
H3LL0
Translation: Hello.
They are a million times more annoying when they try to speak Leet in the mic.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Here's my own suggestion. Sorry if you already have this, I haven't taken the time to read all of this yet!
The In and Out:
This gamer likes to sporadically log into servers and then log back out, a variation is when they do it over and over and over...
Ex. of Original
StrawberryGamer has logged on
[StrawberryGamer]babababababdindingdinghihsndkjfjhifyounhaveapplezeatpiejdskfhakjsdlalalalalalalallololllollolololololololollol...
StrawberryGamer has logged off
Ex. of Variation
DingDongDitch has logged on
[DingDongDitch]dingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong!!!
DingDongDitch has logged off
[Applehead]Geez, what's his problem?
[Ahappyguy]Probably just some random spammer.
DingDongDitch has logged on
[DingDongDitch]lalalalalla hahahah u guys suck! HAHAHAHAHAHAH CAPS IS ANNOYING HUH? I KNOW THAT!
[Ahappyguy]Shut up, dude!
[DingDongDitch] Bye guys byebeybeybeyhybyebyebyebyebyebyebhfhdjhsfmhksdhmkfahdsfads
DingDongDitch has logged off
[Applehead]Bet you five diamonds he'll come back on...
[Ahappyguy]Yeah right...
[Ahappyguy]I think he's gone for good.
DingDongDitch has logged on
[Ahappyguy]You suck man!
[DingDongDitch] good at this game. You suck yousuckyuosuckyousuck
[DIngDongDitch]hahahahahahahahahahha
DingDongDitch has been banned
[Ahappyguy]Thank you apple.
[Applehead]You owe me five diamonds.
Hey there, all. I stream CTMs as well as other indie games, Minecraft servers and probably that's it. I'm your supreme overlord too so I command you to CHECK ME OUT: www.twitch.tv/techniclepanther
He/she/it has enchanted diamond armor* and enchanted bows and diamond weaponry**, and because they don't like you***, they'll constantly threaten death, forgetting you have better equipment and an entire army****.
*or power/quantum armor on various technic servers
**nano saber/red katar/power fist on technic servers, of course
***likely 'cause you're pro*****
****Not that we condone taking over servers
*****Not that we believe that
******Could apply to any multiplayer game aside from Minecraft*******
*******Not that we condone playing any games aside from Minecraft********
********
The crybaby
This one always just thinks that if they lose, the other persons hacking, or if they lose, they just scream loudly into the mic.
1a. The "Rationalizer"
Thank you pinballboy7 and TheKian1337
This sub-type gamer, as expected, has never lost a game. It doesn't matter how many points you beat him by, or if you managed to stomp his team of 9 with your team of just 2. Either this "rationalizer" has won, or has won but in a different smaller scale method.
Now for a new one...
The Political... Okay, there's no title descriptive enough.
They'll be on your server. They'll be making political jokes. They'll be 'hunting elephants'. They'll be pounding conservatives, liberals, and anyone they disagree with. There's no hiding. They're following you. In fact, they're - Aghh!
Disclaimer: 3.14159 people were['nt] hurt in the making of this.
The Advertiser:
"hay* everyone i has a utoob acount please check it out i'm http://www.youtube.com/user/Notreelpeeplolumad?feature=watch"
"hay everyone i can has server it cool and 1.5**! It is 66***.745.42.14:1337"
"hay everwon i cant speel to go to http://www.freespellinglistswithvirusesinthem.com/ and learn and i hack u lol."
The 'Hacker'******
"Hey, everybody. I know you may not be as much of an intellectual as me****, but let it be known to you that I am a key member of Anonymous and may hack you and the US whensoever I please. I need not your IP's, as I am already fully capable of receiving your computer data from the server. None of you is safe anymore."
Yeah, so I overdid it. Stop complaining or I'll hack you*****.
The Intellectual
IE me. You can recognize this player by their spelling everything right, being geniuses, being arrogant in a geniusy way, and generally being enviously intelligent. They may be also be recognized by their fake upper-class sounding British accents.
"What ho, old chap? It is graciating******* to see you again, friends. Now, listen carefully, first..." He then goes off on this (brilliant) battle plan, involving flanking creepers, purposeful lag, glitches, British accents, Monty Python references, cow tipping, sniping, headshots, #36. The Elite, and playing World of Goo.
The Monty Python... Guy
'Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail' seeming to be the best known... You will likely not be on a server long without finding one of these... things. Minecraft, they see a witch, and "I found a wooden mob." See a female wizard or sorcerer/mage/thing, "Let's build a bridge out of 'er," or "She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better..." If they see a harmless ambient rabbit, "Where's the holy hand grenade?!" If they're on a forum post about the most annoying types of gamers, they'll make a post about this gamer type and in doing so, make several Monty Python references! Wait a minute...wait a minute...no, it can't be!
*Wheat, alfalfa, whatever
**Alpha
***Not 6
****Good luck with that...'
*****Not really, just demonstrating ---V
******
*******He's smart enough to make up words
Well, I really don't notice these people on servers. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition I guess.
You'll find them. Eventually.
The Hater
This type of gamer is a real snob, or just so happens to utterly hate every single digit of code of a game you like. Not only that, but they will actually berate you for playing that game.
"OMG U PLAY (INSERT GAME HERE)?! YOU SUCK EVERYONE THAT PLAYS THAT SUCKS! MINDLESS RAAAAAAAAGE! RANTRANTRANTRANT!"
The Gen Hater
These guys can be annoying, because their minds seem to be locked in a state that says "anything past gen X is a pathetic excuse for a Pokemon game."
They're often the causes of flame wars and they're the troops of the gen wars. Now they are entitled to their opinion, but they shouldn't make it as obvious as holding up a very noisy sign that says "GEN 1 ROCKS! OTHER GENS STINK!" 'cause that'll just make a lot of people hate you.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?