Minges:Mainly Appear on gmod they usually come in numbers making spawn killing traps and RDM'ing
RDM'ers:people who run around killing every person they see
I have a friend who always complains about lag. He'll sit back and accept a death if he's been getting a good amount of kills per death.
But every single time he starts losing, then its' "God damn lag!" "I hate this lag" "Dude do you see all this lag?!?"
And Im all like, no, Im fine. He cant lose fairly, if he's losing its because of lag. And we have to leave the game because "these people with their lag connections are making me lag"
Annoying...
This guy is always advertising his youtube account. Even when he submits types of annoying gamers, he slips his youtube account (for example, www.youtube.com/user/TCOTID).To him, anyone and everyone is a potential subscriber. This guy often has his youtube account in his minecraft forum signature. The most common age of this guy is 13 years old.
Example:
Pls i am a aspiring ytuber w/ gud content pls check me out i am teh kind of guy who luvs his subs pls pls pls if u hav any kindness in ur hart.
He also thinks he is hilarious for making ironic posts.
Commonly hangs around practically EVERY game. It's 'that guy' that has a spark inside of himself when a certain topic is mentioned, and leads it to a sub-topic of the general topic it was on to turn it into a intelligent debate, then into uncivilized yelling based on somewhat half-truthed facts, then to an argument based on opinions and false claims with half the server joining and arguing with one another while jumping from one topic to another and so on. The argument usually can last about 30 minutes - a full 2 hours, depending on how long the players stay in the game.
Waaaaay too easy guy
Yeah, I played it. Got bored fast. Wasn't really challenging enough. Yeah, I was playing on easy and I only played the first two levels but I got the gist of it. The mechanics were totally exploitable anyways. Remember how hard games used to be? Man they had some tough puzzles back in the day!
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That's no _____
Why are you playing that? That game isn't any good. You know what you should be playing? Yeah, that game. It's totally sweet! Just the other day I was involved in a situation that was totally boss! Bet that game doesn't have any of that. Also, it's filled with stuff you love! I know, I know you hate that genre but this one is totally different! In this one there's a dolphin! Just fork out sixty bucks and try it, I KNOW you'll like it way more than this one.
These are more common in offline games, especially if you're playing a single player one. They'll nitpick at every single thing you do, the characters, the graphics, etc. Usually they'll tell you what they think even though you never asked for their opinions or for them to watch you in the first place.
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~Your_Life is now AFK I don't care if you hate Comic Sans. I'm going to keep using it.
Most commonly encountered in FPS games, this gamer is the max rank guy with 2 000 000 points over the leaderboards who thinks that has the right to tell his team what to do.
So these retards think that they are just God or some over ruler of some sort. You've all seen them in game in dealing with teams (COD,Minecraft Capture the Flag,TF2). Yeah,they spam their orders in without getting banned. "HEY YOU,MOVE YOUR FRIGGIN TURRET OVER THEIR *censored*" "*censored* GO OVER THEIR AND BE USEFUL YOU *censored*" "THIS IS RIDICOULUS,STUPID *insert move here order*"
And they don't get banned for being a practical spambot. And when you rage against them,you get banned for "spam".
The ultra annoying hitler gamer:"DO ThiS Yu REtARd"
Somehow, I fit into one or two of these categories without noticing before. That "High-class gamer" one, for example, just reminds me of me. And then I looked at Creepo103s post...
It doesn't matter which game you're playing, the merchant will always try to sell/trade stuff with you. He/she will often write everything in caps and do it repetitively. The worst is when there is more than one of these on the same place.
"50K GOLD FOR AN ORB OF MANA! ONLY 1K FOR BIG HP POTION!" "I'M TRADING THIS HAT WHO WANTS TO TRADE WITH ME"
The Beggar
This player is more common on MMORPG's, but they also exist on other game genres too. They will keep asking you for gold and items, no matter what.
The Game terms overuser
This one uses so much gaming terms that makes what he/she writes almost unreadable. They probably do it to make everyone think they are experts at that game.
"Hey guys! I just solo'd this WOF using a MS, but without any BS! I got lucky with my CH's, but my AOE skill failed so terribly I had to use the SC..."
Dedicated to one, or many, different series and wishes to learn everything about the game world and the story surrounding it. From quoting obscure text to reading every single thing about the series, the Loremaster will not stop learning about the world until he thinks he knows it all, and when that time comes, there is usually a new part to the series for the Loremaster to learn, creating a cycle.
Note: This gamer type isn't really annoying, but can become confusing to the average person when talking about the series.
I was walking peacefully in a PVP Minecraft server and everyone was chill, no one touched me, I didn't touch them, then all of a sudden some hacker comes in and just kills me and everyone else with one shot.
I was walking peacefully in a PVP Minecraft server and everyone was chill, no one touched me, I didn't touch them, then all of a sudden some hacker comes in and just kills me and everyone else with one shot.
LIKE WHAT THE BALLS DUDE.
There's always that one guy. You're walking to find a spot then all of a sudden diamond armored players start chasing you. Apparently, they gain a lot of glory or loot to kill a guy with a wooden sword.
I really hate eltitists. They treat newbies like crap and they usually have a horrible personality.
RDM'ers:people who run around killing every person they see
I have a friend who always complains about lag. He'll sit back and accept a death if he's been getting a good amount of kills per death.
But every single time he starts losing, then its' "God damn lag!" "I hate this lag" "Dude do you see all this lag?!?"
And Im all like, no, Im fine. He cant lose fairly, if he's losing its because of lag. And we have to leave the game because "these people with their lag connections are making me lag"
Annoying...
This guy is always advertising his youtube account. Even when he submits types of annoying gamers, he slips his youtube account (for example, www.youtube.com/user/TCOTID).To him, anyone and everyone is a potential subscriber. This guy often has his youtube account in his minecraft forum signature. The most common age of this guy is 13 years old.
Example:
Pls i am a aspiring ytuber w/ gud content pls check me out i am teh kind of guy who luvs his subs pls pls pls if u hav any kindness in ur hart.
He also thinks he is hilarious for making ironic posts.
Some of you are lying.
Commonly hangs around practically EVERY game. It's 'that guy' that has a spark inside of himself when a certain topic is mentioned, and leads it to a sub-topic of the general topic it was on to turn it into a intelligent debate, then into uncivilized yelling based on somewhat half-truthed facts, then to an argument based on opinions and false claims with half the server joining and arguing with one another while jumping from one topic to another and so on. The argument usually can last about 30 minutes - a full 2 hours, depending on how long the players stay in the game.
Yeah, I played it. Got bored fast. Wasn't really challenging enough. Yeah, I was playing on easy and I only played the first two levels but I got the gist of it. The mechanics were totally exploitable anyways. Remember how hard games used to be? Man they had some tough puzzles back in the day!
vs
That's no _____
Why are you playing that? That game isn't any good. You know what you should be playing? Yeah, that game. It's totally sweet! Just the other day I was involved in a situation that was totally boss! Bet that game doesn't have any of that. Also, it's filled with stuff you love! I know, I know you hate that genre but this one is totally different! In this one there's a dolphin! Just fork out sixty bucks and try it, I KNOW you'll like it way more than this one.
He blasts Japanese Techno music everywhere he goes.
This is a great point. I notice almost every rager video on Youtube I watch is either American or British.
Also, like PicklePackle's brother, who plays music through the microphone. Ugh!
These are more common in offline games, especially if you're playing a single player one. They'll nitpick at every single thing you do, the characters, the graphics, etc. Usually they'll tell you what they think even though you never asked for their opinions or for them to watch you in the first place.
I don't care if you hate Comic Sans. I'm going to keep using it.
Most commonly encountered in FPS games, this gamer is the max rank guy with 2 000 000 points over the leaderboards who thinks that has the right to tell his team what to do.
So these retards think that they are just God or some over ruler of some sort. You've all seen them in game in dealing with teams (COD,Minecraft Capture the Flag,TF2). Yeah,they spam their orders in without getting banned. "HEY YOU,MOVE YOUR FRIGGIN TURRET OVER THEIR *censored*" "*censored* GO OVER THEIR AND BE USEFUL YOU *censored*" "THIS IS RIDICOULUS,STUPID *insert move here order*"
And they don't get banned for being a practical spambot. And when you rage against them,you get banned for "spam".
The ultra annoying hitler gamer:"DO ThiS Yu REtARd"
"Oh, thats cool, he posted about me."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
It doesn't matter which game you're playing, the merchant will always try to sell/trade stuff with you.
He/she will often write everything in caps and do it repetitively.
The worst is when there is more than one of these on the same place.
"50K GOLD FOR AN ORB OF MANA! ONLY 1K FOR BIG HP POTION!"
"I'M TRADING THIS HAT WHO WANTS TO TRADE WITH ME"
The Beggar
This player is more common on MMORPG's, but they also exist on other game genres too. They will keep asking you for gold and items, no matter what.
The Game terms overuser
This one uses so much gaming terms that makes what he/she writes almost unreadable. They probably do it to make everyone think they are experts at that game.
"Hey guys! I just solo'd this WOF using a MS, but without any BS! I got lucky with my CH's, but my AOE skill failed so terribly I had to use the SC..."
Dedicated to one, or many, different series and wishes to learn everything about the game world and the story surrounding it. From quoting obscure text to reading every single thing about the series, the Loremaster will not stop learning about the world until he thinks he knows it all, and when that time comes, there is usually a new part to the series for the Loremaster to learn, creating a cycle.
Note: This gamer type isn't really annoying, but can become confusing to the average person when talking about the series.
LIKE WHAT THE BALLS DUDE.
There's always that one guy. You're walking to find a spot then all of a sudden diamond armored players start chasing you. Apparently, they gain a lot of glory or loot to kill a guy with a wooden sword.
I really hate eltitists. They treat newbies like crap and they usually have a horrible personality.