"Oh that game!? That game isn't realistic and can never happen, therefore it is bad! I don't care about good story and gameplay, only that it has Russians and AK-47-U's with an ACOG scope!" These little buggers normally originated their gaming career from the latest Call of Duty game, and are around 14 in age. They will always put a game down if they have never heard of it, or if it doesn't seem realistic enough. If you put a loaded gun to their face and tell them to say that an unrealistic game is good, they will always get lead in the face. They will normally bash games like World of Warcraft, Halo, Quake, DooM, Mario, Minecraft, Counter Strike, or any game that doesn't have realistic references to the type of missle you're using to destroy Russians. No matter how much you try to explain to them on how a game is good, they will always say "LOL IT SUX," pushing you closer to suicide.
The "One-Game" Gamer
"That game isn't exactly like X, so therefor it's bad!" This guy normally plays one game or game series. They will almost never stray for more than a day, and will always put down the games that step out of their 'comfort zone.' These gamers normally range between the ages of 13 to late 20s, and just like Mr. Realism, will always bash the games that completely shatter their favorite game's logic. They will pick cutting their own testicles off and eating them over playing a different game for more than a week. You can spot this common pest on it's hunting grounds in the land of Call of Duty, picking fights over the "Internet" and insulting the other inhabitants with slurs and phrases that make your IQ want to slit its own throat.
The Rival Game Basher.
Yes, this had to be mentioned, This creature is commonly found on Youtube, My most common example is Gran Turismo 5 Fans Bashing Forza Motorsports 4, they think that the Graphics in their favorite game that is somewhat identical to the game they are bashing, their game has flaws that they just don't want to admit, so they point out flaws like "forza 4 doesnt have X car so it cant be better than gran turismo hurr hurr" It drives me crazy when i go on a Youtube Video and see Gran Turismo Fans saying stuff like "Gran Turismo's Graphics are so realistic because our cars don't have that sun glare on their paint and yours does" I hate it and i wish they would get over the PS3.
The "PS3 Fanboy"
You all know him, the guy who bashes on XBOX-360 or Wii Fans, they are a creature that is similar to the Fanboy, but instead of loving one game, they can't stand being without their favorite console for a day, they have to play one game from that console or they go berserk, You commonly see them saying things like "PS3 is better than that Gay XBOX-360 because it has X things, And Wii doesn't make you a gamer it makes you a *Racial Slur*" They are horrible monsters that need to shut their mouths.
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I like Toontown.
I also enjoy Forza Motorsport 4.
My avatar is my toon Vert, he is 109 laff, maxed Throw, Squirt, Sounds, and Lure, didn't max Toon-Up or Trap.
Now this is mainly talking about the Battlefield series here (Specifically Bad Company 2.) But they do exist in other games. Bushwookies are players using the "Recon" kit for sniper roles, they often distance themselves far from their teammates, sometimes at distances where their rifles aren't even going to be that efficient.
A Bushwookie's main focus is to get long range kills, rarely ever will a Bushwookie support his team by throwing motion balls to locate enemies or suppress areas with a mortar strike. (Granted they do use mortars, to kill others snipers...) They often waste helicopters to get to high spots such as tower roofs, wind turbine tops, and cliffs which would be otherwise impossible to get to on foot. In process of wasting helicopters Bushwookies can also kill off their fellow teammates who were their passengers.
Bushwookies are easy to kill up close, most of the time they're unaware of your presence. This can lead up to fun surprise kills, a satisfying knife stab, humiliation kill with the repair tool, you can even tag them with "tacer darts" with can lead up to hilarious outcomes.
*Bushwookie covered in tacer darts.
Bushwookies are often the most frowned upon type of player in the Battlefield series, they've brought shame to the recon kit making some players not even wanting to play as a recon. Surely on of Battlefield's worst trademarks.
I wrote a whole thread about this, unfortunately it was ignored.
Personally I think the "silent bob" description could be better, L4D2 lets you know when one of your teammates is in trouble, by both outlining them in orange, and giving you a notification. so a mic isn't really even necessary, only thing I can think of ATM would be in TF2 or something, where a spy's going to make a backstab rush or something.
wouldnt it be nice if mods were automatically updated by a code in minecraft that pointed to the changes required for the mod to be updated? what if we could write a code that would do that?? would you want it to be part of the minecraft main release??
The average human body is kept alive by a steady flow of a red substance we know as blood. A liquid substance we commonly see in video games and horror movies. The type of arrogant gamer I'm talking about doesn't stay alive by blood, as he is only kept alive by being right, or so it seems. The day this gamer is proven 100% wrong, the world will implode and logic will be violently turned inside out.
This gamer has reprogrammed himself/herself to be the ultimate bearer of knowledge, despite being a mortal bipedal bag of flesh like the rest of us. If you happen to prove this gamer wrong, it doesn't matter, because this gamer is still correct as you only "disproved something else" and not the actual point. Save your breath, because in the end, this gamer will only think "I've triumphed in this argument, as usual..." despite the actual outcome.
Oh god.. I had a friend like that. x_x He was a self-proclaimed expert in redstone, yet he had only made simple doors and traps by copying tutorials. (To him they were his design, but I'd seen most of them before.) I should mention I play the XBLA version of Minecraft. So does he, but he also has the PC version.
So, one day we're trying to build something. I don't remember what, but the conversation went something like this.
Him: *building*
Me: That's not going to work.
Him: Yes it will. I've done this a million times.
Me: Ooooookay then. *sits back and watches*
Him: *finishes building... doesn't work*
Me: *silently smirks*
Him: ... Well it works on the PC version!
Me: *facepalm*
"Well it works on the PC version!" is interchangeable with "Must be a bug." or "It would work if the server wasn't so laggy."
I always picture this scenario where some kid is sitting at a computer with a bomb strapped to his/her chest and the only way to disarm the bomb is to type self-douchening insults within a fixed amount of time. These are usually the 14-year-old kids who get shredded in middle school and use the internet to rebuild their inner strength.
This kid also slips into the "I never lose!" type of gamer. Whenever this little tyke headshots you or stabs you, the tyke now has this power over you for killing your virtual character. However, if you manage to kill the tyke instead, the blame will be placed on "lag" or the super sad "lol I let you kill me". Very much like the "I never lose!" dork, a list of excuses has been made for every time this kid dies.
Why is this even on the list? As far as I can tell, this just looks like smack talk. Me and my friends talk trash all the time, often on each other. Trash talking is a big part of anything competitive, gaming included. The kids who are butthurt by it are the real annoying gamers in this situation.
"Do you guys acknowledge the fact that I'm a girl? Hear me talking in the mic? I'm gonna keep talking about trivial solitary things as an excuse to use my mic and keep trying to prove I am - in fact- a girl. Don't hit on me. I just want to play the game. No, you guys, don't be silent and continue playing the game yet! I still need you all to show me that you know I'm a female! Don't ignore me!"
Eventually, some guys are gonna get real annoyed and forge some sexist comments in a vain attempt to shut her up, where the girl follows that with "Omg you're so sexist omg back off! Get a life creep! I'm still a girl by the way! Back off! Rage! Anger!"
What's really sad is the guys that do hit on these chicks. I mean, really? You're probably never going to meet this girl, and she's most likely hideous and/or fat. (I know that last bit isn't always true, but in my experience it appears to be a strong majority.)
18. The Backseat Admin/Rule-Setter Suggested by neaman.
These are humans with a mental defect that constantly tricks them into thinking that they have some sort of power, when they're actually just powerless guests. Once the cure for this defect has been discovered, the world will be a brighter place.
Imagine a guy in a server who constantly states things like "Don't do that, or I'm banning you." or "I know the admin, and he'd kick you for that." Yeah, ever meet that guy before? Also, note that that guy has most likely never met any of the server's admins before, but his random mental programming forces him to think that he's on the exact same level with the admins of that server, and can set the rules just like an admin could. But actually can't.
This one can expand soooo much farther than gaming. I would say forums have more of a problem with this guy than games do, especially MCF. I can't make it through 10 threads on this site before I see someone mini-modding.
The Console-Biased Gamer
Such a person is not usually encountered during games, but instead outside of them on internet chatrooms or, rarely, real life. They are often arrogant, have nonsensical arguments, and above all believe that games are better or worse based off the consoles that support them.
"Omg you play Wii? That sux! xbox wins all!!!!!!!111"
THOSE people.
18. The Backseat Admin/Rule-Setter
Suggested by neaman.
These are humans with a mental defect that constantly tricks them into thinking that they have some sort of power, when they're actually just powerless guests. Once the cure for this defect has been discovered, the world will be a brighter place.
Imagine a guy in a server who constantly states things like "Don't do that, or I'm banning you." or "I know the admin, and he'd kick you for that." Yeah, ever meet that guy before? Also, note that that guy has most likely never met any of the server's admins before, but his random mental programming forces him to think that he's on the exact same level with the admins of that server, and can set the rules just like an admin could. But actually can't.
I can't stand these. (MC) My brother got banned because of a "Backseat Admin". Ugh.
The Spawn Killer
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Hides in your respawn point looking out the window sniping you in a continuous loop. It's ALWAYS the window. Trust me.
The "Stop killing me!" ragequit player
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Title says all.
"Oh that game!? That game isn't realistic and can never happen, therefore it is bad! I don't care about good story and gameplay, only that it has Russians and AK-47-U's with an ACOG scope!" These little buggers normally originated their gaming career from the latest Call of Duty game, and are around 14 in age. They will always put a game down if they have never heard of it, or if it doesn't seem realistic enough. If you put a loaded gun to their face and tell them to say that an unrealistic game is good, they will always get lead in the face. They will normally bash games like World of Warcraft, Halo, Quake, DooM, Mario, Minecraft, Counter Strike, or any game that doesn't have realistic references to the type of missle you're using to destroy Russians. No matter how much you try to explain to them on how a game is good, they will always say "LOL IT SUX," pushing you closer to suicide.
The "One-Game" Gamer
"That game isn't exactly like X, so therefor it's bad!" This guy normally plays one game or game series. They will almost never stray for more than a day, and will always put down the games that step out of their 'comfort zone.' These gamers normally range between the ages of 13 to late 20s, and just like Mr. Realism, will always bash the games that completely shatter their favorite game's logic. They will pick cutting their own testicles off and eating them over playing a different game for more than a week. You can spot this common pest on it's hunting grounds in the land of Call of Duty, picking fights over the "Internet" and insulting the other inhabitants with slurs and phrases that make your IQ want to slit its own throat.
Added the "Sophisticated" player.
Added the "Forum List-Maker" player.
Yes, this had to be mentioned, This creature is commonly found on Youtube, My most common example is Gran Turismo 5 Fans Bashing Forza Motorsports 4, they think that the Graphics in their favorite game that is somewhat identical to the game they are bashing, their game has flaws that they just don't want to admit, so they point out flaws like "forza 4 doesnt have X car so it cant be better than gran turismo hurr hurr" It drives me crazy when i go on a Youtube Video and see Gran Turismo Fans saying stuff like "Gran Turismo's Graphics are so realistic because our cars don't have that sun glare on their paint and yours does" I hate it and i wish they would get over the PS3.
The "PS3 Fanboy"
You all know him, the guy who bashes on XBOX-360 or Wii Fans, they are a creature that is similar to the Fanboy, but instead of loving one game, they can't stand being without their favorite console for a day, they have to play one game from that console or they go berserk, You commonly see them saying things like "PS3 is better than that Gay XBOX-360 because it has X things, And Wii doesn't make you a gamer it makes you a *Racial Slur*" They are horrible monsters that need to shut their mouths.
I also enjoy Forza Motorsport 4.
My avatar is my toon Vert, he is 109 laff, maxed Throw, Squirt, Sounds, and Lure, didn't max Toon-Up or Trap.
I wrote a whole thread about this, unfortunately it was ignored.
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Added the Anger-Induced.
Added the "Super Social Butterfly".
Added the DJ.
Oh god.. I had a friend like that. x_x He was a self-proclaimed expert in redstone, yet he had only made simple doors and traps by copying tutorials. (To him they were his design, but I'd seen most of them before.) I should mention I play the XBLA version of Minecraft. So does he, but he also has the PC version.
So, one day we're trying to build something. I don't remember what, but the conversation went something like this.
Him: *building*
Me: That's not going to work.
Him: Yes it will. I've done this a million times.
Me: Ooooookay then. *sits back and watches*
Him: *finishes building... doesn't work*
Me: *silently smirks*
Him: ... Well it works on the PC version!
Me: *facepalm*
"Well it works on the PC version!" is interchangeable with "Must be a bug." or "It would work if the server wasn't so laggy."
Why is this even on the list? As far as I can tell, this just looks like smack talk. Me and my friends talk trash all the time, often on each other. Trash talking is a big part of anything competitive, gaming included. The kids who are butthurt by it are the real annoying gamers in this situation.
What's really sad is the guys that do hit on these chicks. I mean, really? You're probably never going to meet this girl, and she's most likely hideous and/or fat. (I know that last bit isn't always true, but in my experience it appears to be a strong majority.)
This one can expand soooo much farther than gaming. I would say forums have more of a problem with this guy than games do, especially MCF. I can't make it through 10 threads on this site before I see someone mini-modding.
Such a person is not usually encountered during games, but instead outside of them on internet chatrooms or, rarely, real life. They are often arrogant, have nonsensical arguments, and above all believe that games are better or worse based off the consoles that support them.
"Omg you play Wii? That sux! xbox wins all!!!!!!!111"
THOSE people.
I can't stand these. (MC) My brother got banned because of a "Backseat Admin". Ugh.
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Hides in your respawn point looking out the window sniping you in a continuous loop. It's ALWAYS the window. Trust me.
The "Stop killing me!" ragequit player
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Title says all.