Hi, I am Callum, and I was wondering if anyone new a good way to make money online. I tried a MInecraft server but got nothing. I need to make $700 (I know that won't happen) but I want atleast $40 for a new keyboard. I am getting a new computer in 2 months (September 8th). I need to make some money before then. Anyone have any ideas?
You could learn to program and then make apps for apple. It costs $100 dollars for developer access to the app store, and then you upload the app and let money roll in.
Just put some signs around your neighborhood saying "John's Computer Repair Service. $10 service, not by the hour, if I can't fix it its free of charge" This is assuming you are comfortable doing so (I've considered doing it but I know my parents do not want me going into stranger's houses and I am sure as hell not going to do it over the phone, that'd be a massive pain in the ass)
You can do it with team viewer its great my friend helped me download some server stuff with it, plus i showed him lemonpartydotorg but thats off topic xD
Honestly, depending on how old you are, take up a part time job. If you still live with your parents and they pay for everything, you'll get what you need in at least 2 months with a 15-20 hour part time job. Easiest way to make money in my opinion.
If I remember you can make like $150 a week doing that; they actually limit how much you can donate a week. You also have to be old enough and be able to live with that fact that within a year there is a good chance you will have a child (or many) you will never meet.
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I'm back from my eternal slumber of 2 or 3 months. A long-ass time.
Oh boy, visual basic. I can barely contain my excitement.Not.
Well, to successfully donate semen you obviously need to pay some money for testing yourself, so that the semen doesn't contain any diseases.
Damn I'd never pass that test. I'd constantly test positive for awesomeitis. Can't be helped.
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Apparently. Or maybe they just give you a toy. But you can sell that toy to a kid in your neighborhood!
"Thanks for wanking in a cup. Here have this child's Toy so you can reflect on the fact that despite your physical maturity you are still a kid"
Actually you know what I find sad? People are saying "Donate Semen" but nobody has even mentioned Donating Blood. Sometimes you can get a bit of money from that, too. Of course I can't do that either, they'd look at my blood in the microscope and see all my red blood cells wearin shades and go "Dear gawd, this man has awesomeitis". And hey a side bonus is that the effect of giving blood is really quite similar to being drunk in many ways so hey almost works for you in two ways.
Whoever suggested donating sperm is either attempting to be funny, or has no ****ing idea what they are talking about. You can't just walk into a sperm bank, have a jack, and walk out with some cash. You have to meet certain requirements (18-44 years old, healthy, skinny and active, over 6 feet tall, college degree, etc.) and even if you do, you'll have to be doing it for 6 months before you can get any money.
What? Why should they not get a job if they want money? If you want something (In this case money) you need to work for it...Things are not handed to you on a silver plate this day and age.
Well duh thats why this guy created this thread, so he can find out how to make money a simple "get a job" is a stupid suggestion since ways to get money doesnt mean that it doesn't have to be a job
Well, to successfully donate semen you obviously need to pay some money for testing yourself, so that the semen doesn't contain any diseases. Plus, what's said above, you can earn a lot, but you'll have to live with being a dad of 1000 children.
wtf Can you predict the future! They made a movie about this like not even a month ago it came out.
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If I remember you can make like $150 a week doing that; they actually limit how much you can donate a week. You also have to be old enough and be able to live with that fact that within a year there is a good chance you will have a child (or many) you will never meet.
2 or 3 months.A long-ass time.Oh boy, visual basic. I can barely contain my excitement. Not.
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Curse PremiumDamn I'd never pass that test. I'd constantly test positive for awesomeitis. Can't be helped.
"Thanks for wanking in a cup. Here have this child's Toy so you can reflect on the fact that despite your physical maturity you are still a kid"
Actually you know what I find sad? People are saying "Donate Semen" but nobody has even mentioned Donating Blood. Sometimes you can get a bit of money from that, too. Of course I can't do that either, they'd look at my blood in the microscope and see all my red blood cells wearin shades and go "Dear gawd, this man has awesomeitis". And hey a side bonus is that the effect of giving blood is really quite similar to being drunk in many ways so hey almost works for you in two ways.
This,this and a little bit more this
What sort of job? *cocks eyebrow*
I wouldn't know. I would imagine you could do it elsewhere, a simple Google search would probably be enough to find out.
2 or 3 months.A long-ass time.Oh boy, visual basic. I can barely contain my excitement. Not.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html
Oh, and anyone who says "get a job" in this day and age, really needs to be shot... in the nuts.
Well duh thats why this guy created this thread, so he can find out how to make money a simple "get a job" is a stupid suggestion since ways to get money doesnt mean that it doesn't have to be a job
wtf
It was called "The Delivery Man".
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maybe bank?:lol: or lot of peole playing sports betting