Ah, of course. Would you like the strong one with the social issues? Maybe the tougher one with two grudges? Oh, and there's a nice agile one with plenty of friends...
Then again, I could also get a chopper, and draft a peasant into his own exclusive squad, also being the only kobold in the place with choppers as a combat skill.
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Racheter's log, Season of Being Wild Bars and Sweets, year twentytwotentwo
This has been one interesting season. It seems chazbothegr8's project has flooded... Very mysterious. No going in to that room until we grow gills.
Oh no! Childsnatcher! Good thing our military is so prompt! They blinded the icky babysnatcher before tearing him limb from limb! Good work!
Our children are safe!
Oh no! We need rough gems!
...Whew. Good thing chazbo is so prompt, he remembered digging through some gem walls while room carving. He just took out a wall, and the jeweller had his gem.
I hope it invloved me cg62 and that flood was semen :smile.gif:
Actually, it involved half a season of your work and the flood was water that SOMEHOW moved up one z-level. Looks like the statue garden isnt going to have a river going through the center. ;-;
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Well, know I fell like a dirty *****. Like, an insanely dirty. Like, you buried me in a well used dumpsters, then peed on me, then shut the lid and left me out in the summer sun for months, then that dumpster in a landfill, after setting it on fire. Then you put it out with a dumptruck full of manure. Yeah, that dirty.
Well, know I fell like a dirty *****. Like, an insanely dirty. Like, you buried me in a well used dumpsters, then peed on me, then shut the lid and left me out in the summer sun for months, then that dumpster in a landfill, after setting it on fire. Then you put it out with a dumptruck full of manure. Yeah, that dirty.
Why did that description need to be so... descriptive?
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
Ah, of course. Would you like the strong one with the social issues? Maybe the tougher one with two grudges? Oh, and there's a nice agile one with plenty of friends...
Then again, I could also get a chopper, and draft a peasant into his own exclusive squad, also being the only kobold in the place with choppers as a combat skill.
Ill take the one most likely to tantrum
(if kolbolds can, i know dwarfs do)
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
This has been one interesting season. It seems chazbothegr8's project has flooded... Very mysterious. No going in to that room until we grow gills.
Oh no! Childsnatcher! Good thing our military is so prompt! They blinded the icky babysnatcher before tearing him limb from limb! Good work!
Our children are safe!
Oh gosh, one of our gem cutters suddenly became antisocial. He drew a picture of rough gems, then claimed a jeweler's workshop.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/GEMCUTTERRR.png
...Do we even have rough gems?
Oh no! We need rough gems!
...Whew. Good thing chazbo is so prompt, he remembered digging through some gem walls while room carving. He just took out a wall, and the jeweller had his gem.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/****INGSTUPIIID.png
Wow. That was rather anticlimactic.
More migrants and traders. I'm thinking about not even writing that the traders came. In fact, I should write down then they havent!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/lowerfort.png
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/LOWerfortt.png
Oh, and one of the migrants was a Mason. Said he'd prefer to be called "raquzzic2".
Is this mason likely to tantrum?
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
He came to the fortress 'Unhappy'.
Have you heard of the Thimayilo Bloodline?
Unless you are talking about temper, but they do have steam jet engines.
Thats how happy I imagine my kobold is, scratching away at his wall.
Do we want to know?
Actually, it involved half a season of your work and the flood was water that SOMEHOW moved up one z-level. Looks like the statue garden isnt going to have a river going through the center. ;-;
Water is the world's semen.
Why did that description need to be so... descriptive?
I'll make you the Kamp's official military Chopper.