Welcome to this fine establishment. In case you're wondering, this bar&grill exists in ALL dimensions. This means that you can be whatever you'd like to be. Have a favorite OC of yours? Go right ahead. Everyone is welcome.
The way this place works is a mystery, but in every universe there is exactly one door leading into this bar. Whether you accidentally found that door or somehow came upon the address is up to you. Once you're inside, a protective field keeps you from accidentally exiting into any other dimension besides your own. You can only exit into another world with permission from Ulti, the bar itself, or someone from that world.
The inside of the bar looks as follows. The floor is made of 12” thick temperature-proof glass with lava under it. The bar counter is wood and decorated with a double-helix patter carved into the front. Behind the bar are shelves stocked with various bottles, as well as machines used for cooking and brewing. The chairs and tables look like they’re from a medieval tavern. In one corner is the large contraption known as the “respawn machine.” In another, there are stairs leading up to the rentable rooms. Each room has an enchanting table, an alchemy table, a weapon rack, an armor stand, and a workbench, as well as the usual bead, desk, chair, and nightstand. Special requests can be made.
'Round Trip: A delicious drink and personal favorite. It is known to cause temporary death. Of course, it's only temporary. Contains: Dragon Drool, Blueberries, Fermented Palaciak Mold, and Liquid #47-J.
Atomic Magika: One of the more painful drinks on the menu, it stands to wonder why people want to drink it. Once drunk, it usually feels like a small atomic explosion is going off inside your stomach. Contains: Liquid Technetium, Raw Majick, Extract of a Spider's Eye, a Californian Ghost Pepper, and a bit of Texas Pete Hot Sauce.
Health Potion: One of the sheer basics of alchemy. I shouldn't have to explain this. Contains: Dragonfly Wings, Jube Berries, and Troll's Blood.
Ulti's Fine Brew: Makes Vallahallan Ale seem like spring-water.
Homemade Soda: A magic soda machine means I can make any flavor of soda you need.
Smoothie: Pretty simple. It's just milk blended in with sugar and some fruit of your choosing.
Lover's Liquid: Your basic love potion. Two people drink one half at the same time and they fall in love.
Lover's Liquid (Lust): Same thing as above, but instead of love, it's lust. Makes each person lust for the other and usually leads to one-night stands in which neither person remembers much about the previous night.
Lover's Liquid (True): This bottle is not able to split in half. This special version only gives the drinker the courage and luck to find their true love.
Grav-Juice: Remember to put it under your lip and not above. Makes the drinker fall up. This is the reason I have chairs attached to the ceiling.
Invisibrew: It's like a stiff drink AND an invisibility potion. Just don't pull any pranks in my bar with it.
Mystery Mix: Not even I know what I put in this half the time. Maybe dragon spit, maybe sulfur, maybe some of that icky black stuff that's stuck to my shoe... Meals
Cheeseburger in Paradise Special: Served with Lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and French Fried Potatoes, a big kosher pickle and your choice of drink. (This isn’t a Jimmy Buffet reference at all…)
Blood Packs: Did you know that vampires don’t actually sparkle in the sunlight? They just either die or get incredibly weak.
Interdimension Salad: For the vegetab- I mean vegetarians and vegans out there. Floor Ice Cream: Yup. All 3,798.184001 flavors. Not dropped on the floor, though. Made with dragon milk. (I ain’t gonna list them all. If you feel like doing so, please don’t waste your time.)
Doenjang Jjigae: No clue what this is, but someone told me to add it. Apparently, it’s supposed to boost your strength or something.
Meat Machine: Let the scanner scan your tongue (or whatever you have to taste with) and it pops out the perfect meat for your craving!
Muffins: Because who doesn’t like muffins? They come in many varieties, too. Chocolate chip, banana nut, and lemon poppy seed are my personal favorites.
Quatz’l eggs and Hrumkro bacon: Yes, you’ve probably never heard of these creatures. No, I do not expect you to know what it tastes like. Just know that it’s breakfast. Quatz'l eggs look like blue scrambled eggs and are from an ostrich-like creature. A hrumkro is like a Hell-Hound, but it's a pig instead of a hound. So, a hellish pig. The bacon looks like chunks of lava rock.
Cupcakes: For if you don’t want a muffin or you have a birthday.
‘Lectric Bear: Yes, it is bear meat. But an electrical bear meat. Note, your tongue may go numb from the shock.
Hell-Roasted Marshmallows: Because only Hell, itself has a reliable enough heat source to roast them to perfection.
Something New: If you’ve encountered something strange in your travels and want to “see if it tastes like chicken,” bring it on over and I’ll cook it how you want me to.
I wouldn't normally put this, but it's been getting on my nerves a little, lately. If you enter the roleplay, I advise you to do it decently. Maybe give us some description of your character (Or say that it looks like your avatar, if that's the case) and try to match our style the best you can. Take a look at the most recent posts for good examples. The later ones below are way too old. And, please, I encourage you to look at the Writer's Workshop. Improving your post quality as best you can will make all of us happy and will gain you respect from me, if not from the others who have been around here a while. Also, read back a little ways so you get a feel for what's going on in recent times and feel free to ask a question. If this doesn't scare you off, I hope you have fun roleplaying here.
EDIT: Okay, it's about time for an update to this to hopefully prevent some annoyances. Here is a set of rules:
1. This RP is OCs-only. There have been very few exceptions to this rule. Don't expect differently unless you have some unique spin on the character. If that, then ask us.
2. We RP in the third person and use a paragraph format.
3. I'd like to keep this relatively PG-13. Occasional swearing is allowed. Do NOT use any form of the Lord's name in the same sentence as a swear word. And I'd like to keep things dealing with sex down to a minimum. Mainly unless characters are procreating for the purpose of having a child.
4. Please ask questions about what's going on and where people are if you decide to join in. It's less annoying for us to answer questions before you enter your character than to explain things after you enter blindly and look stupid.
5. Application not necessary. So long as, when you do have your character come in, you provide a clear description of the character. Still, if you wish to submit some kind of application, you can.
6. If you join this RP, do so with the intent to stick around for a good while. I've lost count how many characters have gotten stuck in RP Limbo because people join in, make less than 10 posts, then vanish.
7. Remember that I, Ultimation12, do have the final say in matters here. Most regulars know this. I do, however, take what people say into consideration. Especially the regulars.
8. Be patient. I can't tell you how many times people have come in and made multiple posts of the character waiting when there have been little to no other in-character posts. If you want an instant-gratification RP, this isn't it.
This board is like a job board. If you have a character that is bored and wants something to do, they can accept one of these jobs and go on an adventure. Also, if you (as the roleplayer) have an idea for a little story you want characters to get involved in, but don't want to bring in new permanent characters and can't retcon it into the story of your current character(s), then it can go up here for characters to see and accept. So let me know via PM if you have something, so I can edit it in. Please put it in the same format as the others.
Name of Contract: Mirai Sekai
Poster: Thenkov Harroldson
Description: Someone has been pumping gas into Lower City at night. The effects of this gas appear to be drowsiness, though recent developments have show a much more concerning side effect. In addition, people have been found missing after being affected by the gas. The culprits are very good at eluding detection by the RIA.
Name of Contract: Aether & Light
Poster: Nieth Ammon
Description: The Sacred Crystal of Ach'Al has been stolen from its proper place in the ancient pyramid and the gods are angry. If it is not returned, they will incur their wrath upon the world.
Name of Contract: Silent Spring Pt. I
Poster: General Edward Churchill
Description: Recent intelligence shows that the Soviet Union is sending highly radioactive materials to Iraq in support of its Desolator program. Such a convoy cannot be allowed to make its delivery. A team shall be put together in order to intercept the convoy and safely dispose of the hazardous materials.
Name of Contract: Supercritical Crisis
Poster: General Chen Xin
Description: The Imperialistic Allied Japan have sabotaged one of our largest nuclear power plants in Beijing and forced it into a meltdown. They have holed up a special forces team in the plant to stop any means of stopping the meltdown. This terrorist attack on the People's Republic of China cannot follow through. Fight through the nuclear power plant, and escort a team of engineers and scientists to the control room in order to stop the meltdown. Show the Japanese and all the Allied nations that any who oppose the might of the Chinese Dragon shall fall.
Name of Contract: Sky Pirates and Angry Bearded Men
Poster: Captain Gerwyn Vaughan
Description: A small group of pirates have been harassing the airships on the border between the Northern Kingdom and the Roskus Kingdom. They have slipped away every time before our military airships arrive on the scene. Help with the military on a disguised military ship and bring back the pirate captain Lyn Hockenberry to the Northern Kingdom, dead or alive. Anyone who helps shall be rewarded handsomely.
Name of Contract: Waxworks
Poster: Boris Waxington
Description: My family has been living under a curse for centuries. In which, whenever twins are born in the family, one will serve Beelzebub and become evil and the other will be good. It's about to happen again to my two nephews, Alex and Carter. Alex mysteriously "disappeared" at a young age. However in reality, he was being trained to serve Beelzebub and become evil. In order to prevent this from happening again, I created four special wax sculptures.They allow Carter to go back to the time periods of the most notorious villains and kill them. However during his first attempt to kill one of the twins, I lost contact with him and he has yet to return. Your task is to rescue Carter and kill the evil twin in each location. After you complete that, you will help Carter defeat the witch that placed this wretched curse on my family. I recommend bringing 3 other people with you.
Name of Contract: I Think Therefore I Am
Description: I have a little game that I would like my five friends to play and I want you to accompany them through each of there respective games games. Not only would you be helping them out, but they won't be lonely as they try to complete their game. The purpose of the games is to have the players achieve a goal, and each player has a certain goal they want to achieve. I'll relay more details once you accept the contract and arrive here. Oh! I almost forgot. If you would like to bring a friend along with you, feel free to! The more the merrier as I always say.
Name of Contract: Regain Control
Poster: Professor J.Y. Pilloson
Description: My colleague and I have created an AI which was intended to help run the city more efficiently. Unfortunately, it's been on the fritz. We are in need of no more than three people, preferably those with experience in the field of technologies and artificial intelligence, to help. It is all we can muster to prevent the AI from going haywire and ruining the city, so the extra hands will help.