((And by "discussed" we mean the senior roleplayers have been given a top secret message via the deep web by morse code... And by "senior roleplayers", I mean a very small quantity of people who I don't feel comfortable naming, since the title "senior roleplayer" sounds really important))
((The last time we really discussed smeltmuch was way back at 420, and even before then, we decided that making a new thread would be WAY TO RISKY.))
((As for the guardian: yeah, It is definitely not going to be a playable mob))
With his arms slightly spread out, Steve V Stone took a step back to review his surroundings. Keeping his eyes stuck on the dark wood of the jungle, he slowly removed his arm, revealing his small supply of alchemy and the handle to his rarely used sword. "Just in case..." he thought
((Yeah, no, I don't think the guardian will be allowed.))
((As for the new thread, I didn't think it was a good idea then and I still don't think it is now.))
Jelly was about to go check out the strange squid when the ground started shaking. When the bats appeared, she had a bit of a deja vu moment, but was snapped out of it when Bethany ran away. "Bethany, wait!" Jelly hopped as fast as what is possible for a slime and took off after Bethany.
She ran across the branches of the tall jungle trees with relative ease, followed by the rest of her platoon behind her. It took her one to two minutes before she had gotten to the end of the jungle where they had last spotted the group of mobs. And wouldn't you know it, they were nearby. The ocelot general stood now stood on top of one of the trees beside the rest of her team, she watched as those creatures talked and socialised with each other. What looked to be a slime, an Enderwoman, a baby wolf and a skeleton, the most interesting ones being the golem made from stone and a squid... on land. That was weird. She took note of that to include it in her report.
Feeling a sense of power in herself, she then whistled out, as if it was the call of a normal bird, but unlike any other bird though, the signal they had chosen was a specific type of call of a bird which was only found in the deserts. Now all she needed to do was the observe and relax. With a grim smile on her face, she then gestured to the rest of her troops to leave to a better and safer vantage point.
It wasn't long before the rumblings got closer and closer... before they seemingly stopped. A silence filled the area for a while, everything being still until trees of which were on the edge of the jungle behind the group and pushed apart quickly by a giant creature. The trees slowly collapsed onto the ground, followed by the large six-legged creature screaming out in a metallic voice, as if in pain and wanting to scare off enemies at the same time. Except for the fact that this machine didn't look damaged, and seem to pride itself more in the fact that it seemed to radiate power and fear onto its enemies.
Without wasting a second, he then took a few more heavy steps forward and shot a large arrow which was on his back towards the wolf and the slime first, seeing that they wanted to seemingly retreat. The force of which was used to push the arrow forwards pushed the machine back a bit, it's legs attempting to hold itself on the ground as the projectile flew in the air towards the wolf and the slime. Whether it would hit, or who it would even hit however, is a different story all together. Slimes' moves were hard to predict, and baby wolves run fast. But it did not matter, the first attack was launched. The machine then turned its attention towards the rest of the group, with a malicious look on his face. Ready to kill.
As he heard the birds begin to chirp and the jungle seemed to simmer, Steve V Stone let his guard down and cracked a smile. He went on to turn to the group and proclaim something, until suddenly he heard an explosion and saw a giant arrow crash by Jel and Bethany! He clenched onto his disembodied arm, as he tumbled down into the cold taiga; all the while screaming, "HOLY NOTCH, JEBUS, LYDIA, AND NATHAN WHAT IN THE NETHER WAS THAT?!" followed by loud, indecipherable angrish plus occasional hyperventilation. Once he had calmed down, he decided to keep quiet and hide behind a tree, hoping he wouldn't be seen
((Yayayayayay Welcome back Smeltmuch! *secret mod party*))
Jelly freezes in shock when the arrow hits right in between her and Bethany. When the initial shocks fades, she looks to wear the arrow came from. "What in the name of Notch is that! Run for cover! We're under attack!" Jelly hops toward Bethany to shield her.
>I loved Smelt so much, I applied to all of his roleplays
>I pm Smelt every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Smelt is love", I say, "Smelt is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a moron
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Smelt
>I called him a butt face
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Smelt
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my roleplay"
> He grabs me with his powerful chicken claws and brings me to my computer
> I'm ready
> I turn on my computer for Smelt
> He types into my keyboard
> It hurts so much, but it does it for Smelt
> I can hear the keys click as its legs start to break
> He tells me that he is updating the OP
> I do not nag him
> I want to please Smelt
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my monitor with his update
> My dad walks in
> Smelt looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all Notch-ver now"
> Smelt leaves through my window
Smelt is love, Smelt is life
Steve V Stone leans around the tree to catch a glimpse of the monster, only to be inable to examine it due to the heat of the moment. He quickly turns to the others. He shouts to them, "What is that thing?!" while hoping that the monster couldn't detect sound, especially among everyone's yelling.
((HERES THE GIST OF THE SITUATION:
THE GROUP CONSISTS OF SVS, NINTY, JEL, BETHANY, ED, AVER, A HALF DEAD SQUID NAMED AFTER A LATIN NUMERAL, AND SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO WILL SHOW UP WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT. NIGHTMARE AND NEO ARE SITTING IN BLOOD POOLS THAT SPELL OUT DEAD, SO FLYING UNDERSCORE BAT'S NEW OC IS A CREEPER WITH ROBOT ARMS WHO SITS HIGH ON THE NECROMANCY, SLAVERY, AND GIANT ROBOT MANUFACTURING MARKET. HIS NAME IS KRASM AND HE HAS JUST SEND US A GIANT OBSIDIAN BEETLE THAT CAN SHOOT GIANT ARROWS AND SPLATTER LAVA EVERYWHERE. THE THING JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THE JUNGLE AND SHOT A BIG ARROW RIGHT BETWEEN BETHANY AND JELLY. THEM AND SVS ARE NOW HIDING BEHIND TREES AND SCREAMING OUT THE NAMES OF MOJANG AB EMPLOYEES WITH ED, WHO IS DUNNING GOOD AS PIGMUS'S REPLACEMENT BY TAKING OUT AN AXE AND NOT COWERING BEHIND A COVER LIKE THE LITTLE GIRLS MOST OF US ARE.))
((I'm sorry for not giving a very passionate recap, I've just been busy working on 500 volumes of Jeremy Piven fan fiction))
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
((so... what character belongs to who...))
Porin found that he had recurring headaches, but he felt as if they weren't his own. It felt... out of his dimension. "Strange..." Porin thought to himself as he slowly stood up. It took him a few minutes to realize that he had no idea where he was, and that he walking instead of flying. Stretching out his wings, Porin took flight, or he thought he did at least. Going in the direction that he thought was forward, Porin kept moving, soon seeing a bright speck in the distance. "That seems a bit cliche..." Porin mutters quietly to himself, the bright light becoming larger every second.
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97% of eggs will turn out stupid. Good thing mine is the other 26%