{ook}
((Hang on, I need to add more sugar cubes to my tea))
((I am SVS, Ninty is NintyStar, Jelly is Jupiter, Bethany is muffin, Ed is superrexbros, Aver is firewave, and Ocho is 109))
{/ook}
{plot}
Steve V Stone continued to cower behind his tree, whilst trying to remain quiet. He realized that he still had his sword, so he took it out to stab into the ground, for him to easily take out if his arm's content's failed to protect him.
{/plot}
((Hello, Smeltmuch! I have joined the roleplay as Ocho the squid. At the moment I am knocked out because I was kinda spying on them for a wee bit and forgot that I couldn't swim. Anyways, here's my app.))
Can I still apply?
Name- Ocho
Mob- Squid
Bio- A squid who has a water-breather (a device that helps him breathe) who wander the land just to see what it's like.
((I've decided to put together some things I've posted))
Jupiter714, on 05 June 2014 - 02:57 AM, said:Question about your squid: How does it move on land?It moves by using it's tentacles like spider legs.
Ocho climbed out of the sea as no squid had ever done before. "One small jump of squid, one giant leap for squid kind!" he said into his radio, saying something similar to what he heard on the junky TV that his dad had invented years ago. His dad had also invented what he called a 'water breather' that let Ocho breathe on land as if he was still in the sea. It also had a two-way radio and a camera that connected him to his dad and the other squids in charge of the operation. The squids had been developing science. Now they had to collect information about the surface by actually going there. Ocho had been chosen to do the physical work. The surface was like the Moon to the squids, and Ocho has been very exited about this trip ever since he started training, almost a year ago now. He hoped he would also be able to make some new 'land lubber' friends, and he also hoped that the butter wouldn't get to him like his idiot uncle.
Ocho looked around. In the distance he saw a jungle. He had no idea what to make out of it, as it would be like finding a mushroom island in real life. "Ocho, do you read me?" said a voice in his radio. "Loud and clear. Should I go to those tall brown 'n' green things?" He replied. "Yes, there should be loads of life there." Ocho didn't reply, and just went towards the massive jungle.When he got to the edge of it a few minutes later he spotted a few creatures. He had came across a few other animals (pigs, cows, chickens etc.) that he had seen on the TV before, but these were nothing he had ever heard of, other than the golem, but he had never heard of a COBBLE golem before. He decided to stay behind the trees and watch to see if these weird mobs were friend or foe...
Ocho didn't know what to make of this shouting. He decided to swim away, but then he realised that there was no water, and he fell to the ground, and went out cold. Back in the sea, the other squids didn't know about being knocked out by falling, since they can't, and they thought he was dead.
EDIT: I found a way to put my water-breather device up again!
{ook}
((HERES THE GIST OF THE SITUATION:
THE GROUP CONSISTS OF SVS, NINTY, JEL, BETHANY, ED, AVER, A HALF DEAD SQUID NAMED AFTER A LATIN NUMERAL, AND SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO WILL SHOW UP WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT. NIGHTMARE AND NEO ARE SITTING IN BLOOD POOLS THAT SPELL OUT DEAD, SO FLYING UNDERSCORE BAT'S NEW OC IS A CREEPER WITH ROBOT ARMS WHO SITS HIGH ON THE NECROMANCY, SLAVERY, AND GIANT ROBOT MANUFACTURING MARKET. HIS NAME IS KRASM AND HE HAS JUST SEND US A GIANT OBSIDIAN BEETLE THAT CAN SHOOT GIANT ARROWS AND SPLATTER LAVA EVERYWHERE. THE THING JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THE JUNGLE AND SHOT A BIG ARROW RIGHT BETWEEN BETHANY AND JELLY. THEM AND SVS ARE NOW HIDING BEHIND TREES AND SCREAMING OUT THE NAMES OF MOJANG AB EMPLOYEES WITH ED, WHO IS DUNNING GOOD AS PIGMUS'S REPLACEMENT BY TAKING OUT AN AXE AND NOT COWERING BEHIND A COVER LIKE THE LITTLE GIRLS MOST OF US ARE.))
((I'm sorry for not giving a very passionate recap, I've just been busy working on 500 volumes of Jeremy Piven fan fiction))
{/ook}
((Ocho isn't a LATAIN numeral, it's a SPANISH number that means eight.))
EDIT:((So that's what up with those creepers! How did you possibly think my squids were more advanced than them? All they did was make a machine that feeds water to the wearer. Also, how did they build robot arms without robot arms?))
How did you possibly think my squids were more advanced than them? All they did was make a machine that feeds water to the wearer.
((Well, not only do they have a machine that feeds water to the wearer, but they also have a working radio system, and a working albeit crappy tv + cable/player. From where are these squibs getting this technology? ))
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Guys, I have a creepypasta.
A guy is on vacation. He tries to get on wifi. He first uses his ipwn. No bars, edge network. He tries the computing box. No wifi. He stays in that place for a few days. Last day, and finally gets wifi. Hyper-realistic blood, and a creeper doll appears on the desk. Also, organs hanging everywhere.
Bone
He stared up at the large metal creature. Oh. Well then. He started to slowly move towards where his gear was hidden.
((Rolls dice for Stealth check.)) Oh dirt! What the blocking nether is that? I never learned about them! Is it dangerous? Well obviously so! I mean, goodness! How am I supposed to deal with that? Should I, or should I feign death? It seems the latter is better for me. But I'm going to be the one to kill the slime. Dangit! So much confliction!
((Nice to see you back smelt. Also(raised up something to note Sloop), where do the squids have a radio system and television? Even Krasm communicates with letters still. Humans currently(Steve) are still extremely primitive. You don't see him driving in cars or something.))
Beetle
The attention of the cats inside the machine focused on that slime and baby wolf in the distance. The arrow launcher slid back into the machine, emitting out a small puff of smoke out of a pipe as it slowly reloaded itself. The ocelots were about to move towards the two mobs, but upon hearing all the surprised voices, turned towards some previously unseen mobs... what looked like a stone golem, skeleton, dead squid and a pigman? Or was it a zombie? They weren't too familiar with humanoid creatures. They noted to have a briefing on them soon. The mobs manning the machine smiled grimly to themselves, before pulling some levers, causing the machine to then slowly raise up two of its arms, one of which then swung itself towards the tree of which the golem was hiding behind, and the other towards the skeleton.
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Ed looked around cautiously. "Did anybody here have a history with someone other than Steve!?" He shouted at his group, right before noticing an army of ocelots. "What the..." Ed notices a machine about to swing its 'arms' at Steve V. Stone and Adolamin. "Steve V. Stone! Adolamin! LOOK OUT!" He shouted before getting down. I've never fought anything like it before...Steve itself would look like a silverfish compared to that thing...
{plot}
Out of the blue, Steve V Stone suddenly found himself knocked to the floor due to the tree suddenly bending and slapping him square on the head. He got up and began feeling his head for any major damage. Despite feeling some small extra cracks in his cranium, Steve V Stone got up and proclaimed that he was okay as he took out a potion from his arm
{/plot}
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((still at a lost to what's happening, so Porin will find out things))
((also questions, does anybody else get a problem where you're backspacing and then it teleports back a word?))
[Porin]
It seemed like hours had past when in reality he had only waited several minutes. The light ceased to get any bigger or brighter, and Porin was getting exhausted. "I probably need something to eat," Porin thought to himself, but then he realized "Where in the world will I get any food?" Porin was abruptly hit out of the sky by some hay.
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97% of eggs will turn out stupid. Good thing mine is the other 26%
((Also, where do the squids have a radio system and television? Even Krasm communicates with letters still. Humans currently(Steve) are still extremely primitive. You don't see him driving in cars or something.))
((The TVs and radios and stuff are in the sea, and in that case, well why can't they secretly be advanced? Also, why can't the Minecraft world be post-apocalyptic? I mean, we didn't have creepers blowing up medieval castles, we didn't have just one human alive surrounded by either evolved or un-evolved squidward people, and even if that was true, why does he have modern clothes?))
((I would like to note that I came up with that on the fly.))
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Bone
As he was moving, he heard "LOOK OUT!", then something slammed into him. It crashed down, and brought up a lot of dirt. For a second, he couldn't see. He really couldn't sense anything. Then, as the fog of dirt cleared, he found his arm trapped under this thing. "Oh..." It got my arm! My arm is completely crushed. All the way crushed. Will it heal? Oh Notch... Hopefully. It's not too unlikely. Present, Boneitas. Think there. He attempted to push up the machine, to no effect. Ugh.
((Hang on, I need to add more sugar cubes to my tea))
((I am SVS, Ninty is NintyStar, Jelly is Jupiter, Bethany is muffin, Ed is superrexbros, Aver is firewave, and Ocho is 109))
{/ook}
{plot}
Steve V Stone continued to cower behind his tree, whilst trying to remain quiet. He realized that he still had his sword, so he took it out to stab into the ground, for him to easily take out if his arm's content's failed to protect him.
{/plot}
((Also, is it still night?))
So basically, I'm stupid.
So basically, I'm stupid.
((Ocho isn't a LATAIN numeral, it's a SPANISH number that means eight.))
EDIT:((So that's what up with those creepers! How did you possibly think my squids were more advanced than them? All they did was make a machine that feeds water to the wearer. Also, how did they build robot arms without robot arms?))
So basically, I'm stupid.
((
((Yes. As a matter of fact, The sun should just now come out of sight))
((There is only one creeper of concern, unless that drug dealer that makes robots is one, and I just didn't read it))
((Well, not only do they have a machine that feeds water to the wearer, but they also have a working radio system, and a working albeit crappy tv + cable/player. From where are these squibs getting this technology? ))
(("That is an excellent question"
-Wilbur Robinson [2007-2007] ))
{/ook}
A guy is on vacation. He tries to get on wifi. He first uses his ipwn. No bars, edge network. He tries the computing box. No wifi. He stays in that place for a few days. Last day, and finally gets wifi. Hyper-realistic blood, and a creeper doll appears on the desk. Also, organs hanging everywhere.
He stared up at the large metal creature. Oh. Well then. He started to slowly move towards where his gear was hidden.
((Rolls dice for Stealth check.))
Oh dirt! What the blocking nether is that? I never learned about them! Is it dangerous? Well obviously so! I mean, goodness! How am I supposed to deal with that? Should I, or should I feign death? It seems the latter is better for me. But I'm going to be the one to kill the slime. Dangit! So much confliction!
EDIT: ((Einstein + Squid = Einstquid BTW))
So basically, I'm stupid.
Beetle
The attention of the cats inside the machine focused on that slime and baby wolf in the distance. The arrow launcher slid back into the machine, emitting out a small puff of smoke out of a pipe as it slowly reloaded itself. The ocelots were about to move towards the two mobs, but upon hearing all the surprised voices, turned towards some previously unseen mobs... what looked like a stone golem, skeleton, dead squid and a pigman? Or was it a zombie? They weren't too familiar with humanoid creatures. They noted to have a briefing on them soon. The mobs manning the machine smiled grimly to themselves, before pulling some levers, causing the machine to then slowly raise up two of its arms, one of which then swung itself towards the tree of which the golem was hiding behind, and the other towards the skeleton.
Can we not right now?
What now?
Out of the blue, Steve V Stone suddenly found himself knocked to the floor due to the tree suddenly bending and slapping him square on the head. He got up and began feeling his head for any major damage. Despite feeling some small extra cracks in his cranium, Steve V Stone got up and proclaimed that he was okay as he took out a potion from his arm
{/plot}
((also questions, does anybody else get a problem where you're backspacing and then it teleports back a word?))
[Porin]
It seemed like hours had past when in reality he had only waited several minutes. The light ceased to get any bigger or brighter, and Porin was getting exhausted. "I probably need something to eat," Porin thought to himself, but then he realized "Where in the world will I get any food?" Porin was abruptly hit out of the sky by some hay.
Can we not right now?
((The TVs and radios and stuff are in the sea, and in that case, well why can't they secretly be advanced? Also, why can't the Minecraft world be post-apocalyptic? I mean, we didn't have creepers blowing up medieval castles, we didn't have just one human alive surrounded by either evolved or un-evolved squidward people, and even if that was true, why does he have modern clothes?))
((I would like to note that I came up with that on the fly.))
So basically, I'm stupid.
((Grapes))
{/ook}
So basically, I'm stupid.
wat))
Can we not right now?
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As he was moving, he heard "LOOK OUT!", then something slammed into him. It crashed down, and brought up a lot of dirt. For a second, he couldn't see. He really couldn't sense anything. Then, as the fog of dirt cleared, he found his arm trapped under this thing. "Oh..." It got my arm! My arm is completely crushed. All the way crushed. Will it heal? Oh Notch... Hopefully. It's not too unlikely. Present, Boneitas. Think there. He attempted to push up the machine, to no effect. Ugh.