"I sense a plot development over... there!" Jake/whatever his name was swiftly turns to his left and runs into an apartment's door.
"Oh hi again," He says to the woman that was looking very flustered and upset just outside of the door. She was holding a toy sword.
"Nice sword. You should have conjured something better, though. I mean, come on, they sell those at the toy store down the street. I think. Meh, I've not been here for long enough to know."
""
Jake yelled at the door. It exploded in a shower of randomly blue colored wood chips.
"I feel over powered, now. After you, Mrs. Es. Heh." He laughed, motioning Solana into the building.
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OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
"Thanks. Though i have to impose a limit on your ability, whether you like it or not. These limits are: Unable to destroy a city, unable to destroy a planet, unable to destroy existence, and unable to kill someone instantly."
"What was that crashing sound just right now?" "The door was probably bashed down." "Call the police, then."
"Aww... so. What're we doing?" He asked the suddenly not-as-mean/psychotic-woman-from-the-bar-that-he-just-destroyed-by-'accident'-or-so-he'll-tell-the-police-when-they-ask.
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OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
"My job is to kill those guys. They used to rule my dimension back then. It was literally a dark empire there. The areas trying to resist their reign were wiped out. I nearly got them, but they imprisoned themselves using all of their powers, for 300 years."
i turn to jake and paulenta ((did i spell that right?)) ((also since you were referencing Portal 2, i'll reference something else )) "could you two help me? i need to defeat someone, but i cant tell you his name." ((no im not referencing harry potter :P))
"Why is she trying to kill us anyway? What's wrong with ourselves being used to be gods?" "Probably for reasons we forgot. Or that she belongs in a mental institution."
"Okay... why was I not informed of this?" ((WTF IS HIS NAME!?!?!?)) asked Solana, wasting time as he heard the two gods yelling at each other to 'row row row' or something.
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OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
"I know your devious ways... so I must ask, why should I go first? You are, currently, much more powerful than I am. I am also much better at long ranged attacks than you are (in my current state)." Jake replied to Solana, slightly cautious of the other deity.
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OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
"Eh, they probably still have their powe-" "*bows down repeatedly in fear* What have we done to anger you?!?!?" "*also bows down repeatedly* Please have mercy!"
"Alright. But i have to let you know something." "Eh? What is it?" "You used to be evil guys." "But- bu-, we don't remember anything we did evil!" "That's right, you forgot them, but what you did is still there in the first place. I had to kill you because at anytime soon you'll find a way to go back to what you were before. But it seems you'll never go back. *puts down sword, which was revealed to be real and mystical, a purplish red glow surrounds it.*"
"Oh hi again," He says to the woman that was looking very flustered and upset just outside of the door. She was holding a toy sword.
"Nice sword. You should have conjured something better, though. I mean, come on, they sell those at the toy store down the street. I think. Meh, I've not been here for long enough to know."
""
Jake yelled at the door. It exploded in a shower of randomly blue colored wood chips.
"I feel over powered, now. After you, Mrs. Es. Heh." He laughed, motioning Solana into the building.
OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
-Perpetually inactive-
"What was that crashing sound just right now?"
"The door was probably bashed down."
"Call the police, then."
OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
-Perpetually inactive-
"GO GO GO!"
"My job is to kill those guys. They used to rule my dimension back then. It was literally a dark empire there. The areas trying to resist their reign were wiped out. I nearly got them, but they imprisoned themselves using all of their powers, for 300 years."
"Probably for reasons we forgot. Or that she belongs in a mental institution."
((In a GODDAMN MINECRAFT FORUM, ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.))
OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
-Perpetually inactive-
"But she'll kill us!"
"We need to talk to her first to see what are her intentions."
"Solana, we should probably go inside now, you know..." He said after failing to get a response from her.
OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
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OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
-Perpetually inactive-
"*bows down repeatedly in fear* What have we done to anger you?!?!?"
"*also bows down repeatedly* Please have mercy!"
"Your hair's different..." He said to both of them, making no sense.
OnceInALongTime: "You confuse me, Mage. Amazability should be a word so I could describe your words."
-Perpetually inactive-
"Eh? What is it?"
"You used to be evil guys."
"But- bu-, we don't remember anything we did evil!"
"That's right, you forgot them, but what you did is still there in the first place. I had to kill you because at anytime soon you'll find a way to go back to what you were before. But it seems you'll never go back. *puts down sword, which was revealed to be real and mystical, a purplish red glow surrounds it.*"