Meanwhile, the Tenno forces are gathering strength, and assault the Earth with millions of soldiers. After a fierce (Read: Slaughter fest,) battle, the Tenno are the only survivors, and set about rebuilding the Earth using Orokin tech.
except Maxwell and his bros and parents and stuff survived due to adding the Adjective "Invincible" to himself and his family. Maxwell creates another earth for humans to live on, and to kick-start it, summons a few.
I steal Maxwell's magic notebook, and draw up a hammer and whack them, after removing "Invincible" from them.
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The Krenim Imperium finds the Tenno homeworld and decide that they don't like them.
The Tenno no longer exist, the never existed because the Krenim erased them from history.
The Krenim have erased you from history. Your argument is invalid.
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But then Vile causes a time paradox that erases the Krenim from history somehow, causing another paradox that causes time to rewind until it has reached caveman days, yet every living person or robot is still intact.
A man in a bear suit with the words 'Cuddlebear' mysteriously suspended above him proceeds to ride on a caveman's back. The caveman, in a rush of adrenaline, begins to run at 400,000 kilometers per second, heading straight towards what seems to be something equivalent to that of Stalin, who now exists by some random coincidence caused by the myriad of time paradoxes. Stalin kills every member of the Russian government by directing both 'Cuddlebear' and the caveman towards them, and establishes himself as ruler of Russia, by right of conquest. By using the ancient techniques of anti-christian magic, he rises trillions of factories from below the Earth, and uses voodoo magic to control every person of Russian ethnicity and make them work with no pay in the factories. The 'Cuddlebear' and caveman combo continue to rampage through the landscape at an extremely high velocity.
The Cuddlebear and the caveman are quick to react, with Cuddlebear latching onto the caveman and tickling is toes. This causes his feet to move at an astonishingly quick rate, enough so that the pressure causes an astronomical amount of heat, which causes the matter to collapse upon itself. While the dirt around Cuddlebear and Caveman is sucked away, the two bravely resist the gravitational pull of the singularity. The lack of physics causes scientists to turn in their graves, with the velocity of the turning literally pushing the singularity somewhere out into space. Cuddlebear and Caveman live to fight another day.
The Tenno, who is currently limping around holding his shin, summons reinforcements, including a physics book. They point out the error of what just happened, and bear and caveman are so ashamed they elope into space together, never to be seen again.
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The Tenno no longer exist, the never existed because the Krenim erased them from history.
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Your argument is invalid.
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The resulting skid causes a land slide, which buries the two of them.
And thus, the horror that was Cuddlebear was averted, thanks to the actions of a single brave fighter (With shins of steel.)