Delta one-niner, we have to protect those cookies! I have the steve head, Fall back onto that door! Cover behind * places cobblestone * these walls! Move, Move!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Some people use thought as an escape from contributing in life.
Bravo Zulu in here. We are clear of the old building. Calling for a nuclear strike here.
You have the package? I sure hope so.
Nuclear strike incoming.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
That's three mass invasions within the same bloody month! I mean, seriously! The UDTU is attacking now, Blue has a sleeper attack coming soon, and now an invasion by space pirates? What is this, Russia if every american-made FPS happened at once?! - MagicallyDwarven
*sees a bright light followed by darkness* ugh, where am i? my head hurts... *reads resent messages* what!?!?!? NO, DONT USE THE NUKES! i need to get some more Intel from the rooms in the top of the building, send support! *beep beep beep* HAHA! the yognsuts are here! send them in for support while i go get the intel.
((oh sure, let pork master a few other people die in the nuke, it's not like we need to recheck these before posting))
Lincon Squad to CO to everyone, reinforcements are comign in, and by this we mean supersoldiers and machanized units, we've lost all but the main tank, the crews of the other two are dead, and if we don't get any help that building is going to be swarmed by the enemy and we'll be screwed over in nine different ways, requesting any help you guys can give.
ok, im in the top room, the yognauts have my back, i should be ok for now. OK! i have the Intel! lets g- huh? where are the yognaughts? this is not good... *hears a deafening screech* AHHHHHH! MY EARS! what the-? the portals opening! oh my god... HURRY, DROP THE NUKE! FORGET ME! JUST DO I-
death note. i believe ive done alot for this attack, even though ive only given you some intel and all, but here is the last of the information you need to get those cookies. notch has them in his brief case, he says hes going to eat them on june 14th. he only has two weakness, and that weakness is loss of blood, and food poisoning, use this information to your advantege, so that this was not a wast of lives. farewell!
Lincoln squad, were coming back 'round. Weve secured a chopper and my sniper is going to give you support from it. this chopper is barely holding together as it is, if we come under fire, im pulling out.
Nuke has hit the buliding. Repeat. The nuke has hit the buliding. Sadly Many lives were lost an-
Wait. Incoming transmission just before the bomb hit.
Great. It says that notch has the cookies in his breifcase. And he left to go on vacation in his underwater mega base in the carribiean.
Well. Boys. Scuba gear. Double time
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
That's three mass invasions within the same bloody month! I mean, seriously! The UDTU is attacking now, Blue has a sleeper attack coming soon, and now an invasion by space pirates? What is this, Russia if every american-made FPS happened at once?! - MagicallyDwarven
Pokey here, got in a heli before the strike team arrived. I'm at the megabase, sending a bomb to break in. In a few hours, Notch will be fainted. Then we'll get his precious cookies.
That's three mass invasions within the same bloody month! I mean, seriously! The UDTU is attacking now, Blue has a sleeper attack coming soon, and now an invasion by space pirates? What is this, Russia if every american-made FPS happened at once?! - MagicallyDwarven
((i'll jsut consider this a time-lapse from the HQ battle to this aquatic battle))
"Abrams" Lincon, also known as the former Lincon Squad CO, to Big Daddy. I've manage to get the penetrator pod in, i'll try and catch the enemy attention for a bit until you guys can bring in the big guns. in fact, here comes one of their aquatic mechs right now... let's see how they'll like me now that i've brought my good ol' Black Hole gun and M23! *explosion* HOLY CRAP!
Well it looks like were not the only ones with big guns! Hurry Delta Squad! Advance on the base! Show no mercy! Every minute we lose Notch gets another minute to escape! We have 5 days until he eats the cookies! This battle will be tough. I can't deny that. Lives will be lost. On our side and Notch's. But if we band up then we will end up triumphant! Now on three charge!
Overlord!
Foxtrot is on the roof! We will start heading down and Redevouz with Operative Z.
Maybe itd be a good time to tell you Foxtrot is a group of super-soldiers.
Lets move foxtrot!
You have the package? I sure hope so.
Nuclear strike incoming.
Take those minecarts!
*several hours later* Were safe and away, give em hell!
Lincon Squad to CO to everyone, reinforcements are comign in, and by this we mean supersoldiers and machanized units, we've lost all but the main tank, the crews of the other two are dead, and if we don't get any help that building is going to be swarmed by the enemy and we'll be screwed over in nine different ways, requesting any help you guys can give.
death note. i believe ive done alot for this attack, even though ive only given you some intel and all, but here is the last of the information you need to get those cookies. notch has them in his brief case, he says hes going to eat them on june 14th. he only has two weakness, and that weakness is loss of blood, and food poisoning, use this information to your advantege, so that this was not a wast of lives. farewell!
Wait. Incoming transmission just before the bomb hit.
Great. It says that notch has the cookies in his breifcase. And he left to go on vacation in his underwater mega base in the carribiean.
Well. Boys. Scuba gear. Double time
And survive of course.
= within a few hours
We can't let the cookies get wet.
Wait, what is that...
*Arrow shot*
They're... using... skel...
*transmission lost*
;'''
"Abrams" Lincon, also known as the former Lincon Squad CO, to Big Daddy. I've manage to get the penetrator pod in, i'll try and catch the enemy attention for a bit until you guys can bring in the big guns. in fact, here comes one of their aquatic mechs right now... let's see how they'll like me now that i've brought my good ol' Black Hole gun and M23! *explosion* HOLY CRAP!