Screw that, I don't need the zombies... Plus I'm too lazy.
Scroll of immortality... or something of the sort....
a portal opens from EBF4, and a pile of coffee drops on all of us. We now have the resurrect attribute so many times over that even if everything attacked us all at once, we still wouldn't die.
Best part is, Notch can't block my attack since the action is instant and unblockable by anything, even the GM or the game breaking.
Here we go again!
I can't block it hmm... sounds like a challenge.
The summon is instant. Gravity is not.
At the couple of seconds before the coffee drops on you, Notch drinks it all.
This messes up the entire ritual thing.
Fortunately, it doesn't affect Notch.
If this wouldn't stop it... well I don't know what EBF4 is.
I mega-port into Jeb, telefragging him, then I hit him with the infinity+1 blade, which deals an immediate 1000000-2500000 damage, pierces all armors and shields, cannot be blocked, is an invincibility frame so it can't be interfered with. It is homing, so the attack always connects, enemy health regains are removed for the duration of the attack, it is immune to all resistances and such that might reduce damage output, it removes all lives, reincarnations, or revives that might be stored in or on the target, and it instantly applies every bad effect and debuff on the target, while removing everything that could be considered a buff. (this includes limbs, eyes, soul, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness)
Jeb has an anti teleport aura around him!
Your sword is useless if you cannot hit him.
All PG entities, with my assistance, destroy a siege cannon.
The last siege cannon, hits itself for 5,000 damage, destroying the deflector shield.
One battalion takes out the anti cannon cannon.
The rest deal 100,000 damage to the wall.
fseftr, you missed the point of the attack, it is undodgeable, and always connects. You countered it with a faulty counter, Jeb just took 1M damage... pow.
fseftr, you missed the point of the attack, it is undodgeable, and always connects. You countered it with a faulty counter, Jeb just took 1M damage... pow.
Okay... so it like extends?
Whatever.
Hmm...
I mega-port into Jeb, telefragging him, then I hit him with the infinity+1 blade, which deals an immediate 1000000-2500000 damage, pierces all armors and shields, cannot be blocked, is an invincibility frame so it can't be interfered with. It is homing, so the attack always connects, enemy health regains are removed for the duration of the attack, it is immune to all resistances and such that might reduce damage output, it removes all lives, reincarnations, or revives that might be stored in or on the target, and it instantly applies every bad effect and debuff on the target, while removing everything that could be considered a buff. (this includes limbs, eyes, soul, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness)
Alright... it works.
Jeb dies.
He has no revives or etc. on him.
You apply all debuffs but they fade because he is dead.
Lastly, you remove all buffs.
Even death.
Because people can only be made undead if they are dead, it is technically a buff.
Jeb revives.
You attack fades...
This is: Be The Godmodder is it not? We are supposed to godmod, this is the only thread where godmodding has ANY chance of working. At all. Also, you forgot to take into account the fact that Jeb currently has -750000 hit points, the minimum amount of damage is 1000000, and even though he lost the death buff, he immediately regained it upon the end of the attack due to it being caused by being below 0 health. Lulz, you accepted my attack, found a loophole, then crashed into the wall.
Anyway... regular attack... Sounds sort of counterproductive for this thread, does it not?
I nuke one of the minecraft battalions.
Lightning strikes... No wait... Someone is spamming the red matter abilities on the wall, because every last one of the Minecraftians on the wall just got hit by lightning several hundred times. Yay hacking! (but you can't track down who did it...)
This is: Be The Godmodder is it not? We are supposed to godmod, this is the only thread where godmodding has ANY chance of working. At all. Also, you forgot to take into account the fact that Jeb currently has -750000 hit points, the minimum amount of damage is 1000000, and even though he lost the death buff, he immediately regained it upon the end of the attack due to it being caused by being below 0 health. Lulz, you accepted my attack, found a loophole, then crashed into the wall.
Anyway... regular attack... Sounds sort of counterproductive for this thread, does it not?
I nuke one of the minecraft battalions.
Yes, you can godmod, I'm just saying normal attacks may actually do more damage.
Alright, Jeb dies again... but since your attack is already over, Notch revives him with 750,000hp.
He takes another 500,000 damage from your attack.
Lightning strikes... No wait... Someone is spamming the red matter abilities on the wall, because every last one of the Minecraftians on the wall just got hit by lightning several hundred times. Yay hacking! (but you can't track down who did it...)
I explode the wall with nukes.
The wall? You mean the battalions, I presume
You successfully deal 5,000 damage to all battalions
The EFF and I attack a Minecraftian Battalion
All battalions deal 100,000 damage to the EFF.
THE Godmodder and Jeb. deciding that they are not actually achieving anything, make a temporary ceasefire with each other.
Joined. (flying in a saucer, armed with pulsed lasers and Railgun cannon(lethal damage), hp 30 000 + 70% damage less from all sources, two more saucers controlled by AI behind me with ability to repair, grab and re-build destroyed aircraft.) Attack with Railgun on Minecraftian Battalion. Charging the capacitors of lasers to 1/1, ready to fire next round Charging the capacitors to Tesla Shield 1/5.
Received news that reinforcements for my team arrives:
2x Groundcraft Carrier Saucer(with 20 men, all of them with miniguns)
3x New Technology Aircraft(cigar-shaped, probably fighters and ground-attack)
5x Ground Attack Bombers
3x Ship Strike Bomber
1x Groundcraft Carrier with Radar Truck
1x Microwave Gun
1x "Freezethrower" Liquid Nitrogen Cannon aircraft
2x "Thunder" Plasma cannon saucer aircraft
ETA after 2 turns
I blur into the middle of a Minecraftian battalion and deploy an Engietech Force-2 Shrapnel landmine. Because of the (somewhat) alien design, a good chunk of the battalion think they have nothing to fear, and are too close to it when it goes off.
*BOOM*
I watch and laugh as Minecraftians are torn limb-from-limb by lethal shards of obsidian, and then applaud as one particularly unfortunate one has both his arms torn off, starting with the hands and tearing 1-inch chunks off of him.
Joined. (flying in a saucer, armed with pulsed lasers and Railgun cannon(lethal damage), hp 30 000 + 70% damage less from all sources, two more saucers controlled by AI behind me with ability to repair, grab and re-build destroyed aircraft.) Attack with Railgun on Minecraftian Battalion. Charging the capacitors of lasers to 1/1, ready to fire next round Charging the capacitors to Tesla Shield 1/5.
Yeah, that's a bit too much. I will give you your single spaceship though.
If I give you 70% less damage for everything, why not just have 100,000hp?
Instead, it will have 50,000hp, but only 25% resistance.
Also, you are charging the lasers but not the railgun. That...
It's one post! You really can't make it so complicated. I'm afraid I'll have to remove your lasers.
Though you can still choose to build a shield.
You may only charge one thing a post anyways, and the summon itself is one.
Received news that reinforcements for my team arrives:
2x Groundcraft Carrier Saucer(with 20 men, all of them with miniguns)
3x New Technology Aircraft(cigar-shaped, probably fighters and ground-attack)
5x Ground Attack Bombers
3x Ship Strike Bomber
1x Groundcraft Carrier with Radar Truck
1x Microwave Gun
1x "Freezethrower" Liquid Nitrogen Cannon aircraft
2x "Thunder" Plasma cannon saucer aircraft
ETA after 2 turns
Seeing you spent one post on that... they will arrive in 5 updates.
I blur into the middle of a Minecraftian battalion and deploy an Engietech Force-2 Shrapnel landmine. Because of the (somewhat) alien design, a good chunk of the battalion think they have nothing to fear, and are too close to it when it goes off.
*BOOM*
I watch and laugh as Minecraftians are torn limb-from-limb by lethal shards of obsidian, and then applaud as one particularly unfortunate one has both his arms torn off, starting with the hands and tearing 1-inch chunks off of him.
I blur ahead of the Minecraftian battalions, intending to cut them off. At that moment, the Engietech Speedhacks burn out.
"Dammit. I should have taken one of the premium ones..."
I look through my inventory for a different hack to use.
"Let's see, I have to wait for Speedhacks to repair. Hmm... Aimbot it is then."
engie_ninja added to Godmodders
+50% damage buff for 3 turns
+100% accuracy buff for 3 turns
I then turn to face the Minecraftian battalions and open fire with the Engietech Hydra rocket launcher. You're allowed 3 guesses to why it is called that, and the first 2 don't count.
Err... sure. You build one weak one.
+10,000 hp
Here we go again!
I can't block it hmm... sounds like a challenge.
The summon is instant. Gravity is not.
At the couple of seconds before the coffee drops on you, Notch drinks it all.
This messes up the entire ritual thing.
Fortunately, it doesn't affect Notch.
If this wouldn't stop it... well I don't know what EBF4 is.
Deflector shield cast!
Jeb has an anti teleport aura around him!
Your sword is useless if you cannot hit him.
All PG entities, with my assistance, destroy a siege cannon.
The last siege cannon, hits itself for 5,000 damage, destroying the deflector shield.
One battalion takes out the anti cannon cannon.
The rest deal 100,000 damage to the wall.
The Godmodder and Jeb spar.
The Battlefield:
Minecraftian Battalion x5 [50,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Siege Cannon x1[20,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Wall [60,000/250,000hp]
Wall Guards x50 [500/500hp] [250 damage]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
Godmodders:
MinecraftMenno [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25.000/25,000hp]
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Complipedia
8/10
Okay... so it like extends?
Whatever.
Hmm...
Alright... it works.
Jeb dies.
He has no revives or etc. on him.
You apply all debuffs but they fade because he is dead.
Lastly, you remove all buffs.
Even death.
Because people can only be made undead if they are dead, it is technically a buff.
Jeb revives.
You attack fades...
Is that satisfactory to you?
10,000 damage!
I finish the last siege cannon
The wall guards fire upon a battalion.
3 battalions take down the wall!
The last two wipe out all wall guards.
The Battlefield:
Minecraftian Battalion x4 [50,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Minecraftian Battalion x1 [37,500/50,000hp] [25,000 damage]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
Godmodders:
MinecraftMenno [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25.000/25,000hp]
Piono, I'll let you use a normal attack on top of the attempted godmodding, or most of your posts would be completely useless.
Honestly, you should've stuck with the zombies if you wanted to win.
Anyway... regular attack... Sounds sort of counterproductive for this thread, does it not?
I nuke one of the minecraft battalions.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Complipedia
EFF squadron: 200000/200000 [10000 damage]
I then use Engietech Speedhacks to blur through a Minecraftian battalion.
Engietech: An all-purpose war shop that sells to whoever buys.
EFF: The frontline troops. Pretty much the Redshirt Army of Engietech.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I explode the wall with nukes.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Yes, you can godmod, I'm just saying normal attacks may actually do more damage.
Alright, Jeb dies again... but since your attack is already over, Notch revives him with 750,000hp.
He takes another 500,000 damage from your attack.
10,500 damage!
12,000 damage!
You finish a battalion.
Your EFF has been summoned.
The health is a bit high, but with how little damage it does, I'll let it go.
The wall? You mean the battalions, I presume
You successfully deal 5,000 damage to all battalions
The EFF and I attack a Minecraftian Battalion
All battalions deal 100,000 damage to the EFF.
THE Godmodder and Jeb. deciding that they are not actually achieving anything, make a temporary ceasefire with each other.
The Battlefield:
Minecraftian Battalion x3 [45,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Minecraftian Battalion x1 [25,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
EFF Squadron [100,000/200,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
Godmodders:
MinecraftMenno [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25.000/25,000hp]
Attack with Railgun on Minecraftian Battalion.
Charging the capacitors of lasers to 1/1, ready to fire next round
Charging the capacitors to Tesla Shield 1/5.
Complipedia
2x Groundcraft Carrier Saucer(with 20 men, all of them with miniguns)
3x New Technology Aircraft(cigar-shaped, probably fighters and ground-attack)
5x Ground Attack Bombers
3x Ship Strike Bomber
1x Groundcraft Carrier with Radar Truck
1x Microwave Gun
1x "Freezethrower" Liquid Nitrogen Cannon aircraft
2x "Thunder" Plasma cannon saucer aircraft
ETA after 2 turns
*BOOM*
I watch and laugh as Minecraftians are torn limb-from-limb by lethal shards of obsidian, and then applaud as one particularly unfortunate one has both his arms torn off, starting with the hands and tearing 1-inch chunks off of him.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Yeah, that's a bit too much. I will give you your single spaceship though.
If I give you 70% less damage for everything, why not just have 100,000hp?
Instead, it will have 50,000hp, but only 25% resistance.
Also, you are charging the lasers but not the railgun. That...
It's one post! You really can't make it so complicated. I'm afraid I'll have to remove your lasers.
Though you can still choose to build a shield.
You may only charge one thing a post anyways, and the summon itself is one.
Your saucer will fire on the battalion.
8,000 damage and freezing
Seeing you spent one post on that... they will arrive in 5 updates.
Alright. I guess
11,000 damage!
The weakest battalion is eliminated!
Okay.
All entities and being down another battalion.
The battalions deal 37,500 damage to the Saucer.
The battalions begin retreating to their front line!
The reinforcements fly along.
THE Godmodder heals the EFF by 100,000.
Jeb damages it by 100,000.
Err...
The Battlefield:
Minecraftian Battalion x2 [45,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Retreating|25% damage resistance,25% less damage|1 update away]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
EFF Squadron [100,000/200,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Flying Saucer [12,500/50,000hp] [25% Resistance to Damage] [Railgun|25,000 damage]
Reinforcements in 4 updates
Groundcraft Carrier Saucer x2 [25,000/25,000hp] [Holding 20 Minigunners]
New Technology Aircraft x3 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Ground Attack Bombers x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Slow]
Ship Strike Bomber x3 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage] [Slow]
Groundcraft Carrier Saucer x1 [25,000/25,000hp] [Holding Radar Truck]
Microwave Gun x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Liquid Nitrogen Cannon Aircraft x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Plasma Cannon Saucer x2 [50,000/50,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
Godmodders:
MinecraftMenno [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25,000/25,000hp]
MinecraftSiegeEngineer [25,000/25,000hp]
engie_ninja [25,000/25,000hp]
"Dammit. I should have taken one of the premium ones..."
I look through my inventory for a different hack to use.
"Let's see, I have to wait for Speedhacks to repair. Hmm... Aimbot it is then."
engie_ninja added to Godmodders
+50% damage buff for 3 turns
+100% accuracy buff for 3 turns
I then turn to face the Minecraftian battalions and open fire with the Engietech Hydra rocket launcher. You're allowed 3 guesses to why it is called that, and the first 2 don't count.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...