The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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eaten by a baby... Yea, I don't think so
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My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
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Looks like you got back at me for all those times I ate you...or at least one time or two I ate you.
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My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
I might be Moderator, but don't bother treating me too special. And don't make tons of Ban Hammer jokes, please. Also, I'm an Off-Topic only Mod. Don't ask me to lock a thread or something if it's not in the off-topic
My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
I might be Moderator, but don't bother treating me too special. And don't make tons of Ban Hammer jokes, please. Also, I'm an Off-Topic only Mod. Don't ask me to lock a thread or something if it's not in the off-topic
Thorolf! I asked you not to spit me out for a reason!
*Watches as Muro looms over me, drooling*
Oh, I know you won! Stop gloating!
*Eaten*
I'll pay you later, okay?
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My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
I might be Moderator, but don't bother treating me too special. And don't make tons of Ban Hammer jokes, please. Also, I'm an Off-Topic only Mod. Don't ask me to lock a thread or something if it's not in the off-topic
No, you please don't. Why do dragons always think I'm so tasty? First of all, I'm not, and second of all, if you're not immune to poison, then you might regret eating me. *runs away* Ouch! Stahp! Okay Madison why didn't I ask you for a speed potion? BECAUSE I REALLY NEED ONE RIGHT NOW AHH!!!!
Really Madison? Really? Did ya' have to ninja me? Oh, you were bringing me the speed potion? Okay thanks. But please stop biting my arm.
Muro, you know there's...there's acid in here...right?
Oh, this musst be some kind of joke...yes, a joke. You're just messing with me. Trying to scare me.
Well it's working. I'm kinda scared...I don't wanna get digested. ;-;
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My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
I might be Moderator, but don't bother treating me too special. And don't make tons of Ban Hammer jokes, please. Also, I'm an Off-Topic only Mod. Don't ask me to lock a thread or something if it's not in the off-topic
AAAAAHHHH
Sometimes I wish he would get eaten.
eaten by a baby... Yea, I don't think so
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Sorry to say but not going to happen.
If you're hungry go eat something that you can actually eat.
*Jumps out of the way*
Nope!
*Jumps out of the way again*
Nooope!
*Avoids Muro's bite again*
I'm gonna win this bet, Muro!
*eaten*
Meow. I'm Thorolf the Cat.
*Obvious thing happens*
*Is shrunken*
*Eaten*
Looks like you got back at me for all those times I ate you...or at least one time or two I ate you.
Madi... No!
*Pins her on the ground*
By the way, you're not going to win this...
MURO!!
*slaps him*
No eating me! It hurts!
Not to mention cannibalistic.
Meow. I'm Thorolf the Cat.
You so sur- Wait, I can't use magic...CRUD*Eaten by Muro*Dangit...looks like I owe you 3000 gold....Edit- Ha! Thorolf ate me first! So I DON'T owe you ANYTHING!
*In Thorolf's stomach*
Thorolf, do me a favour and leave me in here for a few hours. Make sure Muro doesn't just snatch me up when you let me out.
Okay, seriously stop. If you're hungry I know a farm where you can go and eat as much as you like.
Thorolf! I asked you not to spit me out for a reason!
*Watches as Muro looms over me, drooling*
Oh, I know you won! Stop gloating!
*Eaten*
I'll pay you later, okay?
No, you please don't. Why do dragons always think I'm so tasty? First of all, I'm not, and second of all, if you're not immune to poison, then you might regret eating me. *runs away* Ouch! Stahp! Okay Madison why didn't I ask you for a speed potion? BECAUSE I REALLY NEED ONE RIGHT NOW AHH!!!!Really Madison? Really? Did ya' have to ninja me? Oh, you were bringing me the speed potion? Okay thanks. But please stop biting my arm.
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I thought only beasts behaved this way?
Account no longer in use, has been merged with my main account, Talco.
Do you really think this is going to work?
...
Stop bitting me!
Pi, you know how this is going to end if you keep gnawing me.
Muro, you know there's...there's acid in here...right?
Oh, this musst be some kind of joke...yes, a joke. You're just messing with me. Trying to scare me.
Well it's working. I'm kinda scared...I don't wanna get digested. ;-;
Wha... I caused you to cry?
I'm horrible dragon!
*Sniff*
*Spits her out*
I'm sorry.
*Hugs her*
*Madi nibbles me*
Okay, I deserved that.
Ot:
Okay... I see you're hungry but could you stop nibbling me?
So what?
"Clunk Smash!"
-Clunk
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