By the way, "gay" in the meadow grenade isn't meant to be used in the derogatory sense of the word. It also means happy or cheerful, like a meadow.
Thats exactly the way I like to use it!
Disappointed that I cannot send the enemies to my field hospitals, I choose to make some terrible cheap tea for the sole purpose of dumping it inside the Juggernaut's armor, with the Juggernaut still inside. Either he drowns in the tea, or he is burned by it.
The guys on our side seem competent enough... but we still need to protect them, even if they could probably clear the wave on their own. I guard all the allied soldiers, then buy the reflecting laser blade, which I immediately use to slice at the juggernaut(I know I can't attack with it-just count it as a normal attack.).
I drive up in a fancy luxury car and offer it to the juggernaut if he stabs himself. He refuses, naturally, but then I tell him that it's special, limited edition. He hastily takes his knife out and stabs himself in the gut with it. I won't tell him that I was running on empty when I drove it up.
This is probably a good time to start. I wanted to join the first one, but was too confused.
I open a cargo box and find a birthday cake. I take the birthday cake, light the candles, sharpen them with my pocket knife and throw the cake at the juggernaut.
Disappointed that I cannot send the enemies to my field hospitals, I choose to make some terrible cheap tea for the sole purpose of dumping it inside the Juggernaut's armor, with the Juggernaut still inside. Either he drowns in the tea, or he is burned by it.
You can send them to the field hospitals, I just added that line for effect.
12 damage to juggernaut
I quickly hide inside a nearby crate, waiting till the unknown guard comes by, when he is close enough I jump out of the box and hit him with the lid.
Afterwards I rush towards the US Gunner and guard him. (I'm guessing you can only guard one NPC at a time?)
9 damage to guard
You are now guarding the gunner
And yes, you can only guard one NPC/player at once.
The guys on our side seem competent enough... but we still need to protect them, even if they could probably clear the wave on their own. I guard all the allied soldiers, then buy the reflecting laser blade, which I immediately use to slice at the juggernaut(I know I can't attack with it-just count it as a normal attack.).
You can only guard one NPC at a time! You prioritize the assassin over the others, due to his low amount of health.
Laser Blade purchased, 8 damage to juggernaut
I drive up in a fancy luxury car and offer it to the juggernaut if he stabs himself. He refuses, naturally, but then I tell him that it's special, limited edition. He hastily takes his knife out and stabs himself in the gut with it. I won't tell him that I was running on empty when I drove it up.
He gets ed, but is too busy trying to stop his bleeding. He takes 10 damage.
in the distance you hear a faint voice screaming in terror.. That voice is me... and i'm flying in on a giant drill out of control and is heading for lisharon.. but luckily enough i pull it away and Obliterate a random enemy that is still alive.
"Am i late?"
I research
"GIGA Drill" (yes i have been watching way too much gurren lagann today)
hits from 1-3 enemies
does up to 10-15 damage to each
has a small chance of damaging the user.
Price and stats and balancing (make sure i didn't make to too OP) and stuff is up to bio I doubt it will be accepted but its worth a try.
Welcome back.
Gunner killed, +20 XP
Research accepted.
I use an RPG on the juggernaut, who is now addicted to said RPG.
Juggernaut killed! +20!
Me: I torment the gunner with Smiledog, dealing 10 damage
US Soldiers: All the US soldiers fire at the gunner, finishing him off! Due to being NPCs, the enemy's death only rewards 10 XP.
Team level up!
New perks available!
Select one of these perks.
Access Kit: Access items with the prefix "Access." Access containers contain rather valuable items.
Savior: Revive fallen teammates one turn sooner.
Wave complete!
+5 health and -5 rage to all!
+$200 and 10 XP from wave completion.
US gunner: Alright, they're down. Let's move!
[Everyone runs through the cargo loading area, encountering one final enemy.]
Other:
Fallen soldiers: 0/3
US Gunner [Health: 25/25]
US Assassin [Health: 15/15] {Dodger}
US Sniper [Health: 20/20] |Has Ranger, 5 uses left|
US Juggernaut [Health: 30/30] {Armor: 15/15}
US Grenadier [Health: 35/35] |Has Frag Grenade, 4 uses left|
Location: Singapore port inner cargo loading area
Money: $750
Shop [Level 1]:
Space: 7/10 Shop Upgrade 1 [$500 | Permanent]: Increases shop capacity to 15. Variable Blade [$300 | 4 uses]: Deals a random amount of damage ranging from 0 to 25. Darkness Grenade [$500 | 3 uses]: Deals 1-20 damage to an enemy and blinds them. Burning Hot Betty [$600 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage to an enemy, but stops bleeding. Alt fire fires a beam that deals 45 damage, but cures all status conditions and consumes all uses immediately. Gay Meadow Grenade [$400 | 1 use]: Grows a meadow, distracting a target for 1 turn. While frolicking in the meadow, targets take an additional 50% damage from fire. Lisharon MEDEVAC [$350 | 1 use]: Summons a VTOL to take an enemy to one of Lisharon's field hospitals, dealing 45 damage to them. Laser Blade [$350 | 3 uses]: When purchased, buyer has a 30% chance to reflect an attack back at the attacker, dealing 150% damage. Breaks after reflecting 3 attacks. GIGA Drill [$500 | 2 uses]: Deals 10-15 damage to 1-3 enemies. Has a 20% chance of also damaging the user.
I lowered the price of the MEDEVAC to coincide with the Lightning Strike, which is default research.
Tip: The Storm PSR deals 40 damage per shot. As such, it is very dangerous.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
I'll vote access too because I can. I give fearthekumquat his shovel back after confiscating it from frits191 AFTER I use it to dig a really deep pit that I push the commander into while shouting "THIS! IS! MY! TEA!"
Upon seeing my name being spelled wrong I swiftly charge at Bio's post to correct his mistake!
As I am moving towards Bio, I vote for the acces kit and I Hit the commander with a shovel I stole from fear.
Oh, damn. Don't know how that happened.
12 damage to commander
I research:
Combat armour
50% Damage resistance
100-150 health
300$
I Make a transmutation circle and use it to transmute multiple statues of Bio that proceed to fall onto the commander.
"could the cordis be back?"
Haha We shall reach the pierce together
Research accepted.
You'll see if the Cordis return soon enough...
10 damage to commander
I'll vote access too because I can. I give fearthekumquat his shovel back after confiscating it from frits191 AFTER I use it to dig a really deep pit that I push the commander into while shouting "THIS! IS! MY! TEA!"
You kick ass.
12 damage to commander
By the way, are you British? Just want to know so that I don't make you sound American if you're not even American.
Me: I pull out a combat knife and slit the commander's throat, then gouge his eyes out. This deals 12 damage
US Soldiers: They all fire at the commander, dealing 45 damage
Hostiles: The commander fires his PSR at TT
Other: Fallen soldiers: 0/3 US Gunner [Health: 25/25] US Assassin [Health: 15/15] {Dodger} US Sniper [Health: 20/20] |Has Ranger, 4 uses left| US Juggernaut [Health: 30/30] {Armor: 15/15} US Grenadier [Health: 35/35] |Has Frag Grenade, 3 uses left| Perk: Access Kit
Location: Singapore port inner cargo loading area
Money: $750
Shop [Level 1]: Space: 8/10 Shop Upgrade 1 [$500 | Permanent]: Increases shop capacity to 15. Variable Blade [$300 | 4 uses]: Deals a random amount of damage ranging from 0 to 25. Darkness Grenade [$500 | 3 uses]: Deals 1-20 damage to an enemy and blinds them. Burning Hot Betty [$600 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage to an enemy, but stops bleeding. Alt fire fires a beam that deals 45 damage, but cures all status conditions and consumes all uses immediately. Gay Meadow Grenade [$400 | 1 use]: Grows a meadow, distracting a target for 1 turn. While frolicking in the meadow, targets take an additional 50% damage from fire. Lisharon MEDEVAC [$350 | 1 use]: Summons a VTOL to take an enemy to one of Lisharon's field hospitals, dealing 45 damage to them. Laser Blade [$350 | 3 uses]: When purchased, buyer has a 30% chance to reflect an attack back at the attacker, dealing 150% damage. Breaks after reflecting 3 attacks. GIGA Drill [$500 | 2 uses]: Deals 10-15 damage to 1-3 enemies. Has a 20% chance of also damaging the user. Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
Why am i unable to stun the last enemy?
Anyways, i put a cork in the commander's PSR. the next attack from it has a 25% chance to backfire, otherwise it only does 10 damage.
I also research this:
XCOM medikit: using XCOM's top secret formula, restores 50 HP to an ally or provides +50% stabilization on wounded target.
1 use, 250$
I open a couple more boxes. I find a can of paint, acid and balloons. I mix the paint with acid, put it in the balloons, and throw the balloons at the commander in a way that paints him rainbow.
I guard the allied grenadier, and take the commander, and put him/her in the "embarrassment" outfit. Not only does it have an extremely hideous color scheme, it also covers the entire body, and has spikes inlaid inside it, pointing towards whoever wears the outfit! I then summon a giant washing machine and stuff the commander inside, before turning it on. And you know what happens to new clothes in the washer...
I stick a sword in a shotgun and fire it at the commander.
New research:
Hacked cyberdisk: creates a cyberdisk with 60 HP. The cyberdisk can shoot a grenade that does 15 damage to 3 enemies (once per wave), as well as a laser beam that does 25 damage and does not need to reload. carries between waves.
800$.
By the way, are you British? Just want to know so that I don't make you sound American if you're not even American.
I'm American. A ridiculous American, but an American nonetheless. But I do drink tea.
I walk calmly across the battlefield towards the commander, and along the way I pass several store fronts that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. In one of these stores, I see a really nice tank. Not a fish tank, a German Tiger Tank. I then proceed to talk the owner of the store into letting me take the tank on a test drive. Once he agrees, I drive the tank through the window of the store and out onto the battlefield. Turning the gun towards the commander allows me to witness him wetting his pants as well as putting me into a good position to shoot him, however, the tank did not come with ammo....
Fortunately, right next to Tanks R Us, there is Ammo R Us. I park in front of the ammo store and ask to test fire several of their Tiger tank ammo. They agree, and I finally get to shoot the commander with an 88mm tank cannon. However, I miss. Fortunately, I hit a crane which falls onto the commander but somehow, the entire thing missed him by barely an inch. Upset at my failure to kill the commander with a tank, I run him over instead.
A small speck with a black trail appears in the sky, and lands on the commander. I crawl out of the resulting debris (jet parts). "Sorry i'm late, guys. I took a wrong turn at the North Pole, ended up on Mars."
(Also, make sure my character doesn't cuss, please.)
Thats exactly the way I like to use it!
Disappointed that I cannot send the enemies to my field hospitals, I choose to make some terrible cheap tea for the sole purpose of dumping it inside the Juggernaut's armor, with the Juggernaut still inside. Either he drowns in the tea, or he is burned by it.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
There's no kill like overkill.
Welcome to the game!
10 damage to juggernaut
You can send them to the field hospitals, I just added that line for effect.
12 damage to juggernaut
9 damage to guard
You are now guarding the gunner
And yes, you can only guard one NPC/player at once.
You can only guard one NPC at a time! You prioritize the assassin over the others, due to his low amount of health.
Laser Blade purchased, 8 damage to juggernaut
He gets ed, but is too busy trying to stop his bleeding. He takes 10 damage.
Welcome back.
Gunner killed, +20 XP
Research accepted.
Juggernaut killed! +20!
Me: I torment the gunner with Smiledog, dealing 10 damage
US Soldiers: All the US soldiers fire at the gunner, finishing him off! Due to being NPCs, the enemy's death only rewards 10 XP.
Team level up!
New perks available!
Select one of these perks.
Access Kit: Access items with the prefix "Access." Access containers contain rather valuable items.
Savior: Revive fallen teammates one turn sooner.
Wave complete!
+5 health and -5 rage to all!
+$200 and 10 XP from wave completion.
US gunner: Alright, they're down. Let's move!
[Everyone runs through the cargo loading area, encountering one final enemy.]
Bio: Oh, man, this guy looks tough.
TT: Nothing we can't handle. [Cocks rifle]
Bio: That's the spirit, TT. Let's do this.
Team XP:
|2 [=========================] 3| 10/250
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 100/100] [R| 15/100]
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 14/100]
[3] BlueJay [+| 100/100] [R| 8/100]
[4] FearTheKumquat [+| 100/100] [R| 15/100]
[5] TT2000 [+| 100/100] [R| 13/100] |Has Laser Blade, 3 uses left|
[6] Frist191 [+| 100/100] [R| 14/100] {Guarding US Gunner}
[7] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| 12/100]
[8] Crusher48 [+| 100/100] [R| 15/100]
[9] Fseftr [+| 100/100] [R| 10/100]
[10] Infamousminecrafter [+| 100/100] [R| 12/100]
Hostiles:
Unknown Commander [Health: 150/150] {Armor: 75/75} |Has Storm PSR, 5 uses left|
Other:
Fallen soldiers: 0/3
US Gunner [Health: 25/25]
US Assassin [Health: 15/15] {Dodger}
US Sniper [Health: 20/20] |Has Ranger, 5 uses left|
US Juggernaut [Health: 30/30] {Armor: 15/15}
US Grenadier [Health: 35/35] |Has Frag Grenade, 4 uses left|
Location: Singapore port inner cargo loading area
Money: $750
Shop [Level 1]:
Space: 7/10
Shop Upgrade 1 [$500 | Permanent]: Increases shop capacity to 15.
Variable Blade [$300 | 4 uses]: Deals a random amount of damage ranging from 0 to 25.
Darkness Grenade [$500 | 3 uses]: Deals 1-20 damage to an enemy and blinds them.
Burning Hot Betty [$600 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage to an enemy, but stops bleeding. Alt fire fires a beam that deals 45 damage, but cures all status conditions and consumes all uses immediately.
Gay Meadow Grenade [$400 | 1 use]: Grows a meadow, distracting a target for 1 turn. While frolicking in the meadow, targets take an additional 50% damage from fire.
Lisharon MEDEVAC [$350 | 1 use]: Summons a VTOL to take an enemy to one of Lisharon's field hospitals, dealing 45 damage to them.
Laser Blade [$350 | 3 uses]: When purchased, buyer has a 30% chance to reflect an attack back at the attacker, dealing 150% damage. Breaks after reflecting 3 attacks.
GIGA Drill [$500 | 2 uses]: Deals 10-15 damage to 1-3 enemies. Has a 20% chance of also damaging the user.
I lowered the price of the MEDEVAC to coincide with the Lightning Strike, which is default research.
Tip: The Storm PSR deals 40 damage per shot. As such, it is very dangerous.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I then proceed to say about the commander, "I'd hit that."
"In the face."
"With a shovel."
I then proceed to keep my word.
There's no kill like overkill.
I vote for access
I open another smaller box. Inside I find nothing of use. Frustrated, I throw the box at the commander.
You cannot stun the last enemy!
12 damage to commander
Oh, damn. Don't know how that happened.
12 damage to commander
You are now guarding the sniper
6 damage to commander
Research accepted.
You'll see if the Cordis return soon enough...
10 damage to commander
You kick ass.
12 damage to commander
By the way, are you British? Just want to know so that I don't make you sound American if you're not even American.
Me: I pull out a combat knife and slit the commander's throat, then gouge his eyes out. This deals 12 damage
US Soldiers: They all fire at the commander, dealing 45 damage
Hostiles: The commander fires his PSR at TT
Access Kit taken!
Team XP:
|2 [=========================] 3| 10/250
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 100/100] [R| 27/100]
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 14/100]
[3] BlueJay [+| 100/100] [R| 8/100]
[4] FearTheKumquat [+| 100/100] [R| 27/100]
[5] TT2000 [+| 60/100] [R| 53/100] |Has Laser Blade, 3 uses left|
[6] Frits191 [+| 100/100] [R| 26/100] {Guarding US Gunner}
[7] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| 24/100]
[8] Crusher48 [+| 100/100] [R| 15/100]
[9] Fseftr [+| 100/100] [R| 16/100] {Guarding US Sniper}
[10] Infamousminecrafter [+| 100/100] [R| 22/100]
Hostiles:
Unknown Commander [Health: 96/150] {Armor: 20/75} |Has Storm PSR, 4 uses left|
Other:
Fallen soldiers: 0/3
US Gunner [Health: 25/25]
US Assassin [Health: 15/15] {Dodger}
US Sniper [Health: 20/20] |Has Ranger, 4 uses left|
US Juggernaut [Health: 30/30] {Armor: 15/15}
US Grenadier [Health: 35/35] |Has Frag Grenade, 3 uses left|
Perk: Access Kit
Location: Singapore port inner cargo loading area
Money: $750
Shop [Level 1]:
Space: 8/10
Shop Upgrade 1 [$500 | Permanent]: Increases shop capacity to 15.
Variable Blade [$300 | 4 uses]: Deals a random amount of damage ranging from 0 to 25.
Darkness Grenade [$500 | 3 uses]: Deals 1-20 damage to an enemy and blinds them.
Burning Hot Betty [$600 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage to an enemy, but stops bleeding. Alt fire fires a beam that deals 45 damage, but cures all status conditions and consumes all uses immediately.
Gay Meadow Grenade [$400 | 1 use]: Grows a meadow, distracting a target for 1 turn. While frolicking in the meadow, targets take an additional 50% damage from fire.
Lisharon MEDEVAC [$350 | 1 use]: Summons a VTOL to take an enemy to one of Lisharon's field hospitals, dealing 45 damage to them.
Laser Blade [$350 | 3 uses]: When purchased, buyer has a 30% chance to reflect an attack back at the attacker, dealing 150% damage. Breaks after reflecting 3 attacks.
GIGA Drill [$500 | 2 uses]: Deals 10-15 damage to 1-3 enemies. Has a 20% chance of also damaging the user.
Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Anyways, i put a cork in the commander's PSR. the next attack from it has a 25% chance to backfire, otherwise it only does 10 damage.
I also research this:
XCOM medikit: using XCOM's top secret formula, restores 50 HP to an ally or provides +50% stabilization on wounded target.
1 use, 250$
I open a couple more boxes. I find a can of paint, acid and balloons. I mix the paint with acid, put it in the balloons, and throw the balloons at the commander in a way that paints him rainbow.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Oh wait, wrong topic.
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New research:
Hacked cyberdisk: creates a cyberdisk with 60 HP. The cyberdisk can shoot a grenade that does 15 damage to 3 enemies (once per wave), as well as a laser beam that does 25 damage and does not need to reload. carries between waves.
800$.
I'm American. A ridiculous American, but an American nonetheless. But I do drink tea.
I walk calmly across the battlefield towards the commander, and along the way I pass several store fronts that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. In one of these stores, I see a really nice tank. Not a fish tank, a German Tiger Tank. I then proceed to talk the owner of the store into letting me take the tank on a test drive. Once he agrees, I drive the tank through the window of the store and out onto the battlefield. Turning the gun towards the commander allows me to witness him wetting his pants as well as putting me into a good position to shoot him, however, the tank did not come with ammo....
Fortunately, right next to Tanks R Us, there is Ammo R Us. I park in front of the ammo store and ask to test fire several of their Tiger tank ammo. They agree, and I finally get to shoot the commander with an 88mm tank cannon. However, I miss. Fortunately, I hit a crane which falls onto the commander but somehow, the entire thing missed him by barely an inch. Upset at my failure to kill the commander with a tank, I run him over instead.
(Also, make sure my character doesn't cuss, please.)
Keep in mind that i am quite silly quite often. If you don't like what i'm saying, please calmly point it out to me.
I wish it said "Soarvivor"
If the commander's dead, I heal TT.
There's no kill like overkill.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
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