If ever there was a time for something unexpected, it would probably be now. For like all unexpected events, they cannot be expected if they are to keep their status as unexpected events. At this point you might expect a sudden Spanish Inquisition, but no....that will not happen unless I say I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.
Oops...
At this moment, 3 red robed cardinals jump onto the battlefield from the other side of the 4th wall and announce "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Everyone, enemies and allies alike, turn to glare at me since they all know it is completely my fault. What no one realizes is the person they assume is me is really just a broom with a picture of my face attached to it.
With the clever distraction in place, I secretly poke the assassin repeatedly while playing a bagpipe, badly.
If ever there was a time for something unexpected, it would probably be now. For like all unexpected events, they cannot be expected if they are to keep their status as unexpected events. At this point you might expect a sudden Spanish Inquisition, but no....that will not happen unless I say I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.
Oops...
At this moment, 3 red robed cardinals jump onto the battlefield from the other side of the 4th wall and announce "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Everyone, enemies and allies alike, turn to glare at me since they all know it is completely my fault. What no one realizes is the person they assume is me is really just a broom with a picture of my face attached to it.
With the clever distraction in place, I secretly poke the assassin repeatedly while playing a bagpipe, badly.
!noitisiuqnI hsinapS a stcepxe eno oN
18 damage to assassin!
Me: I attempt to kill the assassin, but he dodges
Hostiles: Both gunners fire at Golduck but hit Fear, downing him
The assassin stabs Fear
The sniper snipes fseftr, getting a headshot
The pyro attempts to finish the assassin, but misses
The trainer has Axew use Dragon Rage on a Shadow Lurker, killing him
Shadow Lurker: He finishes off the assassin
Team XP:
|22 [====================] 23| 1,715/3,500
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 50/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Drop Shield, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left| {Raging for 5 more attacks}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 24/100] |Has Mind Control Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Amnesia Blaster, 2 uses left|
[3] TT2000 [+| 75/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Mysterious Stone, 1 use left| |Has Death Incinerator, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 3 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[4] Fseftr [Blood: 60/60] [R| Rage!] [A| 75/100] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Acid Thrower, 3 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 0%} {Attacks: 0}
[5] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Riot Shield: 7/50| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[6] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[7] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[8] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/100]
[9] Stickcrafter [+| 1/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 3 uses left| |Has High-Frequency Zantankuto, 4 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[10] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[11] Coga19000 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] {Raging for 1 more attack}
[12] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| {Raging for 1 more attack}
[13] FearTheKumquat [Blood: 60/60] [R| Rage!] |Riot Shield: 50/50| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 0%} {Attacks: 1}
Hostiles:
Cordis Die Gunner [Health: 40/100] {Burning, -10 health every turn for 2 turns}
Cordis Die Gunner [Health: 13/100]
Cordis Die Sniper [Health: 82/120] |Has USR, 1 use left|
Cordis Die Pyro [Health: 53/140] {Burning} {Friendly, 1 turn remaining}
Cordis Die Trainer [Health: 140/200] |Has Pokè Ball, 1 use left|
Axew [Health: 23/46] [Dragon Rage: 8/10] [Dual Chop: 15/15] [Slash: 20/20] [Giga Impact: 5/5]
Achievements:
Explosive Personality: 0/5
Quad Feed: 0/1
This is Our Swamp: 1/4
Early Bird: Complete
Total Lockdown: Complete
Location: Compound entrance
Money: $33,880
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 29/30 Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user. Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 60 damage to 3 targets. Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took. SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles. Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses. Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health. Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield. Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed. Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to all players and friendly NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per wave. Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage. Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets. Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage. Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%. Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage. XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison. Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown. High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor. EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs. Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain). Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items. Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent. Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health. Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates. Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly. Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies. Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor. Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level. Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list). Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative. Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them. Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3. Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 100 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary. Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage. HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed. Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines. Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA. Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly. Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance. V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave. Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user. Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit). AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Join Date:
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What difficulty is this again? Hard? Impossible?
I shove two defibrillators onto fseftr's chest and yell, "Clear!" Nothing happens, because there aren't any electric outlets for the defibrillator plugs. Fseftr is so shocked by this discovery that his heart restarts anyway!
I announce to the world that I am planning on opening a new field hospital. Furthermore, FearTheKumquat shall be the first admitted patient. He starts feeling better right away, and I didn't have to actually build the place.
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X
$2500
200 HP
4 independently targeting miniguns wreak havoc on the enemies.
Each minigun deals 20 damage to a random enemy.
If there are less than 4 enemies, it's possible for 2 or more miniguns to target the same enemy.
I shove two defibrillators onto fseftr's chest and yell, "Clear!" Nothing happens, because there aren't any electric outlets for the defibrillator plugs. Fseftr is so shocked by this discovery that his heart restarts anyway!
Hard. There's no WIA on Impossible.
+15% revival to fseftr
I announce to the world that I am planning on opening a new field hospital. Furthermore, FearTheKumquat shall be the first admitted patient. He starts feeling better right away, and I didn't have to actually build the place.
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X
$2500
200 HP
4 independently targeting miniguns wreak havoc on the enemies.
Each minigun deals 20 damage to a random enemy.
If there are less than 4 enemies, it's possible for 2 or more miniguns to target the same enemy.
50 damage to all, gunners killed, Axew knocked out!
Triple kill! +30!
Research accepted, with a slight nerf.
After seeing Ka_Doink do this, i follow suit by laying the Ace of Hearts on FTK.
dat pun dou
+15% revival to Fear
Me: I buy an XCOM Medkit and use it on Fear
Hostiles: The trainer calls out a Haxorus, which he commands to use Dual Chop on TT for a total of 60 damage
Shadow Lurker: He finishes off the trainer
Team XP:
|22 [====================] 23| 1,920/3,500
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 50/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Drop Shield, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left| {Raging for 5 more attacks}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 24/100] |Has Mind Control Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Amnesia Blaster, 2 uses left|
[3] TT2000 [+| 15/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Mysterious Stone, 1 use left| |Has Death Incinerator, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 3 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[4] Fseftr [Blood: 40/60] [R| Rage!] [A| 75/100] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Acid Thrower, 3 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 15%} {Attacks: 0}
[5] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Riot Shield: 7/50| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[6] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[7] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[8] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/100]
[9] Stickcrafter [+| 1/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 3 uses left| |Has High-Frequency Zantankuto, 4 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[10] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[11] Coga19000 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] {Raging for 1 more attack}
[12] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| {Raging for 1 more attack}
[13] FearTheKumquat [Blood: 30/60] [R| Rage!] |Riot Shield: 50/50| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 90%} {Attacks: 1}
Achievements:
Explosive Personality: 0/5
Quad Feed: 0/1
This is Our Swamp: 1/4
Early Bird: Complete
Total Lockdown: Complete
Location: Compound entrance
Money: $33,080
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30 Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user. Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 60 damage to 3 targets. Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took. SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles. Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses. Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health. Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield. Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed. Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to all players and friendly NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per wave. Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage. Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets. Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage. Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%. Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage. XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison. Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown. High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor. EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs. Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain). Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items. Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent. Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health. Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates. Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly. Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies. Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor. Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level. Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list). Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative. Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them. Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3. Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 100 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary. Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage. HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed. Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines. Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA. Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly. Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance. V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave. Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user. Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit). AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target. Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X [$2,500 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy. Enemies are more likely to target it.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
I've fallen and I can't get up! People from Life Alert show up to try to market their product to me, swarming me with annoying pamphlets. Just outside the crowd, I see three gents in familiar red garb.
"I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition!" I yell.
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" the lead cardinal shouts, leaping into the fray with his companions and beating down the salesmen with soft cushions. In the confusion, I snag the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, perform the proper throwing ritual, and chuck it at the Haxorus, blowing him to tiny bits.
I've fallen and I can't get up! People from Life Alert show up to try to market their product to me, swarming me with annoying pamphlets. Just outside the crowd, I see three gents in familiar red garb.
"I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition!" I yell.
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" the lead cardinal shouts, leaping into the fray with his companions and beating down the salesmen with soft cushions. In the confusion, I snag the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, perform the proper throwing ritual, and chuck it at the Haxorus, blowing him to tiny bits.
Before you bleed to death, you deal 9 damage to the Haxorus!
Me: I punch Haxorus in the nose for 6 damage
Hostiles: Haxorus uses Outrage on Scolipede, but hits TT instead
Shadow Lurker: He fires at Haxorus
Exclusion Zone: It fires upon Haxorus, knocking it out
Wave complete!
+10 health and -5 rage to all!
+$880 and 80 XP from wave completion.
[The team moves forward and finds two paths to take.]
Bio: Which way do we go?
Unknown: Team, be advised. This is General McKnight. I'll be taking Marshall's place as your CO until he's recovered.
Fseftr: Great. So, what's down these hallways?
McKnight: The left hallway leads further into the compound. The right hallway leads to a storage room which contains another power generator.
TT: Alright. So which way do we go?
Choose a path to take!
Left hallway: 0 votes
This hallway leads to the main objective.
Right hallway: 0 votes
This hallway leads to a room that contains multiple storage containers and a power generator.
Team XP:
|22 [====================] 23| 2,015/3,500
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 70/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Drop Shield, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 19/100] |Has Mind Control Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Amnesia Blaster, 2 uses left|
[3] TT2000 [+| 11/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Mysterious Stone, 1 use left| |Has Death Incinerator, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 3 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[4] Fseftr [+| 50/100] [R| Rage!] [A| 75/100] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Acid Thrower, 3 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks}
[5] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Riot Shield: 7/50| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| {Raging for 2 more attacks}
[6] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[7] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[8] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/100]
[9] Stickcrafter [+| 11/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 3 uses left| |Has High-Frequency Zantankuto, 4 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[10] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[11] Coga19000 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] {Raging for 1 more attack}
[12] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| {Raging for 1 more attack}
[13] FearTheKumquat [+| 50/100] [R| 50/100] |Riot Shield: 50/50|
Achievements:
Explosive Personality: 0/5
Quad Feed: 0/1
This is Our Swamp: 1/4
Early Bird: Complete
Total Lockdown: Complete
Location: Compound entrance
Money: $31,460
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30 Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user. Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 60 damage to 3 targets. Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took. SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles. Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses. Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health. Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield. Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed. Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to all players and friendly NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per wave. Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage. Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets. Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage. Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%. Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage. XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison. Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown. High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor. EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs. Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain). Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items. Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent. Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health. Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates. Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly. Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies. Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor. Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level. Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list). Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative. Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them. Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3. Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 100 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary. Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage. HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed. Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines. Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA. Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly. Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance. V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave. Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user. Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit). AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target. Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X [$2,500 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy. Enemies are more likely to target it.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
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Right, obviously. I mean, why provide a choice when you know that us greedy, achievement-hungry players will always pick the path with crates and achievements?
Unless the obvious path is actually the plot-central way, and you know that we'll pick it, so you're moved the plot that way instead of the left path. And instead of continuing on our enemy-bashing way as normal, you've made it so that the enemies on the right path are incredibly powerful and near-invincible, then they kill us as punishment for being greedy, achievement-hungry players. And the left path is even more full of crates.
There's no kill like overkill.
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Keep in mind that i am quite silly quite often. If you don't like what i'm saying, please calmly point it out to me.
I wish it said "Soarvivor"
Oops...
At this moment, 3 red robed cardinals jump onto the battlefield from the other side of the 4th wall and announce "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Everyone, enemies and allies alike, turn to glare at me since they all know it is completely my fault. What no one realizes is the person they assume is me is really just a broom with a picture of my face attached to it.
With the clever distraction in place, I secretly poke the assassin repeatedly while playing a bagpipe, badly.
38 damage to sniper!
23 damage to Axew
18 damage to gunner!
You find a tactician manual!
15 damage to assassin
(ding)
9 damage to gunner
!noitisiuqnI hsinapS a stcepxe eno oN
18 damage to assassin!
Me: I attempt to kill the assassin, but he dodges
Hostiles: Both gunners fire at Golduck but hit Fear, downing him
The assassin stabs Fear
The sniper snipes fseftr, getting a headshot
The pyro attempts to finish the assassin, but misses
The trainer has Axew use Dragon Rage on a Shadow Lurker, killing him
Shadow Lurker: He finishes off the assassin
Team XP:
|22 [====================] 23| 1,715/3,500
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 50/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Drop Shield, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left| {Raging for 5 more attacks}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 24/100] |Has Mind Control Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Amnesia Blaster, 2 uses left|
[3] TT2000 [+| 75/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Mysterious Stone, 1 use left| |Has Death Incinerator, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 3 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[4] Fseftr [Blood: 60/60] [R| Rage!] [A| 75/100] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Acid Thrower, 3 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 0%} {Attacks: 0}
[5] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Riot Shield: 7/50| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[6] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[7] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[8] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/100]
[9] Stickcrafter [+| 1/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 3 uses left| |Has High-Frequency Zantankuto, 4 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[10] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[11] Coga19000 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] {Raging for 1 more attack}
[12] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| {Raging for 1 more attack}
[13] FearTheKumquat [Blood: 60/60] [R| Rage!] |Riot Shield: 50/50| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 0%} {Attacks: 1}
Hostiles:
Cordis Die Gunner [Health: 40/100] {Burning, -10 health every turn for 2 turns}
Cordis Die Gunner [Health: 13/100]
Cordis Die Sniper [Health: 82/120] |Has USR, 1 use left|
Cordis Die Pyro [Health: 53/140] {Burning} {Friendly, 1 turn remaining}
Cordis Die Trainer [Health: 140/200] |Has Pokè Ball, 1 use left|
Axew [Health: 23/46] [Dragon Rage: 8/10] [Dual Chop: 15/15] [Slash: 20/20] [Giga Impact: 5/5]
Other:
Annihilator V2 [Health: 580/750] {Armor: 60/300} [XR-50 missile cannon: 3/3] [MM5 flak cannon: 6/6] [EMP cannon: 7/8] {Burning, -10 health every turn for 1 turn}
Fear's Golduck [Health: 80/80] [Aqua Jet: 20/20] [Confusion: 25/25] [Hydro Pump: 5/5] [Water Pulse: 20/20]
Stickcrafter's Rhyperior [Health: 105/105] [Stomp: 20/20] [Drill Run: 10/10] [Rock Wrecker: 5/5] [Horn Drill: 5/5] {Guarded by Stickcrafter}
TT2000's Scolipede [Health: 60/60] [Poison Tail: 23/25] [Venoshock: 10/10] [Toxic: 10/10] [Megahorn: 10/10] {Guarded by TT}
Shadow Lurker [Health: 40/40]
Tactician manual count: 4
Critical Module
Regeneration Module
Frustration Device
League: Shadow Lurker Militia [Cooldown: Ready]
Perks: Access Kit, Together Forever, Higher Earning, Adrenaline Boost, Natural Healing, Socialite, Get the Hint?, Soul Stealer, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Overkill
Achievements:
Explosive Personality: 0/5
Quad Feed: 0/1
This is Our Swamp: 1/4
Early Bird: Complete
Total Lockdown: Complete
Location: Compound entrance
Money: $33,880
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 29/30
Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user.
Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 60 damage to 3 targets.
Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles.
Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses.
Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health.
Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield.
Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed.
Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to all players and friendly NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per wave.
Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage.
Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets.
Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage.
Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%.
Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison.
Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown.
High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor.
EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs.
Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain).
Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items.
Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent.
Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health.
Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates.
Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly.
Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies.
Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor.
Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level.
Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list).
Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative.
Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them.
Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3.
Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 100 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary.
Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage.
HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed.
Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines.
Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA.
Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly.
Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance.
V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave.
Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user.
Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit).
AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I shove two defibrillators onto fseftr's chest and yell, "Clear!" Nothing happens, because there aren't any electric outlets for the defibrillator plugs. Fseftr is so shocked by this discovery that his heart restarts anyway!
Complipedia
I also research this item:
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X
$2500
200 HP
4 independently targeting miniguns wreak havoc on the enemies.
Each minigun deals 20 damage to a random enemy.
If there are less than 4 enemies, it's possible for 2 or more miniguns to target the same enemy.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Battlefield reference? xD
After seeing Ka_Doink do this, i follow suit by laying the Ace of Hearts on FTK.
Keep in mind that i am quite silly quite often. If you don't like what i'm saying, please calmly point it out to me.
I wish it said "Soarvivor"
Hard. There's no WIA on Impossible.
+15% revival to fseftr
+15% revival to Fear
50 damage to all, gunners killed, Axew knocked out!
Triple kill! +30!
Research accepted, with a slight nerf.
60 damage to all, sniper and pyro killed!
Double kill! +20!
dat pun dou
+15% revival to Fear
Me: I buy an XCOM Medkit and use it on Fear
Hostiles: The trainer calls out a Haxorus, which he commands to use Dual Chop on TT for a total of 60 damage
Shadow Lurker: He finishes off the trainer
Team XP:
|22 [====================] 23| 1,920/3,500
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 50/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Drop Shield, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left| {Raging for 5 more attacks}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 24/100] |Has Mind Control Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Amnesia Blaster, 2 uses left|
[3] TT2000 [+| 15/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Mysterious Stone, 1 use left| |Has Death Incinerator, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 3 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[4] Fseftr [Blood: 40/60] [R| Rage!] [A| 75/100] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Acid Thrower, 3 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 15%} {Attacks: 0}
[5] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Riot Shield: 7/50| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[6] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[7] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[8] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/100]
[9] Stickcrafter [+| 1/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 3 uses left| |Has High-Frequency Zantankuto, 4 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[10] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[11] Coga19000 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] {Raging for 1 more attack}
[12] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| {Raging for 1 more attack}
[13] FearTheKumquat [Blood: 30/60] [R| Rage!] |Riot Shield: 50/50| {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Revival: 90%} {Attacks: 1}
Hostiles:
Haxorus [Health: 76/76] [Dragon Pulse: 10/10] [Dual Chop: 14/15] [Outrage: 10/10] [Giga Impact: 5/5]
Other:
Annihilator V2 [Health: 570/750] {Armor: 60/300} [XR-50 missile cannon: 3/3] [MM5 flak cannon: 6/6] [EMP cannon: 6/8]
Fear's Golduck [Health: 80/80] [Aqua Jet: 20/20] [Confusion: 25/25] [Hydro Pump: 5/5] [Water Pulse: 20/20]
Stickcrafter's Rhyperior [Health: 105/105] [Stomp: 20/20] [Drill Run: 10/10] [Rock Wrecker: 5/5] [Horn Drill: 5/5] {Guarded by Stickcrafter}
TT2000's Scolipede [Health: 60/60] [Poison Tail: 23/25] [Venoshock: 10/10] [Toxic: 10/10] [Megahorn: 10/10] {Guarded by TT}
Shadow Lurker [Health: 40/40]
Tactician manual count: 4
Critical Module
Regeneration Module
Frustration Device
League: Shadow Lurker Militia [Cooldown: Ready]
Perks: Access Kit, Together Forever, Higher Earning, Adrenaline Boost, Natural Healing, Socialite, Get the Hint?, Soul Stealer, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Overkill
Achievements:
Explosive Personality: 0/5
Quad Feed: 0/1
This is Our Swamp: 1/4
Early Bird: Complete
Total Lockdown: Complete
Location: Compound entrance
Money: $33,080
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30
Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user.
Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 60 damage to 3 targets.
Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles.
Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses.
Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health.
Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield.
Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed.
Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to all players and friendly NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per wave.
Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage.
Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets.
Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage.
Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%.
Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison.
Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown.
High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor.
EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs.
Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain).
Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items.
Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent.
Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health.
Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates.
Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly.
Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies.
Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor.
Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level.
Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list).
Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative.
Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them.
Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3.
Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 100 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary.
Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage.
HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed.
Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines.
Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA.
Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly.
Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance.
V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave.
Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user.
Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit).
AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target.
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X [$2,500 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy. Enemies are more likely to target it.
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Alternatively, buy and deploy a Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X.
Keep in mind that i am quite silly quite often. If you don't like what i'm saying, please calmly point it out to me.
I wish it said "Soarvivor"
"I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition!" I yell.
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" the lead cardinal shouts, leaping into the fray with his companions and beating down the salesmen with soft cushions. In the confusion, I snag the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, perform the proper throwing ritual, and chuck it at the Haxorus, blowing him to tiny bits.
There's no kill like overkill.
You cannot mind control the last enemy in a wave!
Wasn't a Life Orb activated this wave?
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X purchased
18 damage to Haxorus!
Before you bleed to death, you deal 9 damage to the Haxorus!
Me: I punch Haxorus in the nose for 6 damage
Hostiles: Haxorus uses Outrage on Scolipede, but hits TT instead
Shadow Lurker: He fires at Haxorus
Exclusion Zone: It fires upon Haxorus, knocking it out
Wave complete!
+10 health and -5 rage to all!
+$880 and 80 XP from wave completion.
[The team moves forward and finds two paths to take.]
Bio: Which way do we go?
Unknown: Team, be advised. This is General McKnight. I'll be taking Marshall's place as your CO until he's recovered.
Fseftr: Great. So, what's down these hallways?
McKnight: The left hallway leads further into the compound. The right hallway leads to a storage room which contains another power generator.
TT: Alright. So which way do we go?
Choose a path to take!
Left hallway: 0 votes
This hallway leads to the main objective.
Right hallway: 0 votes
This hallway leads to a room that contains multiple storage containers and a power generator.
Team XP:
|22 [====================] 23| 2,015/3,500
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 70/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Drop Shield, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 19/100] |Has Mind Control Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Amnesia Blaster, 2 uses left|
[3] TT2000 [+| 11/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Mysterious Stone, 1 use left| |Has Death Incinerator, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 3 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[4] Fseftr [+| 50/100] [R| Rage!] [A| 75/100] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Acid Thrower, 3 uses left| {Raging for 4 more attacks}
[5] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Riot Shield: 7/50| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| {Raging for 2 more attacks}
[6] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[7] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[8] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/100]
[9] Stickcrafter [+| 11/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 3 uses left| |Has High-Frequency Zantankuto, 4 uses left| {Raging for 3 more attacks}
[10] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[11] Coga19000 [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] {Raging for 1 more attack}
[12] Lisharon [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] |Has Stealth Sniper, 2 uses left| {Raging for 1 more attack}
[13] FearTheKumquat [+| 50/100] [R| 50/100] |Riot Shield: 50/50|
Hostiles:
None
Other:
Annihilator V2 [Health: 570/750] {Armor: 60/300} [XR-50 missile cannon: 3/3] [MM5 flak cannon: 6/6] [EMP cannon: 6/8]
Fear's Golduck [Health: 80/80] [Aqua Jet: 20/20] [Confusion: 25/25] [Hydro Pump: 5/5] [Water Pulse: 20/20]
Stickcrafter's Rhyperior [Health: 105/105] [Stomp: 20/20] [Drill Run: 10/10] [Rock Wrecker: 5/5] [Horn Drill: 5/5] {Guarded by Stickcrafter}
TT2000's Scolipede [Health: 60/60] [Poison Tail: 23/25] [Venoshock: 10/10] [Toxic: 10/10] [Megahorn: 10/10] {Guarded by TT}
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X [Health: 200/200]
Shadow Lurker [Health: 40/40]
Tactician manual count: 4
Critical Module
Regeneration Module
Frustration Device
League: Shadow Lurker Militia [Cooldown: Ready]
Perks: Access Kit, Together Forever, Higher Earning, Adrenaline Boost, Natural Healing, Socialite, Get the Hint?, Soul Stealer, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Overkill
Achievements:
Explosive Personality: 0/5
Quad Feed: 0/1
This is Our Swamp: 1/4
Early Bird: Complete
Total Lockdown: Complete
Location: Compound entrance
Money: $31,460
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30
Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user.
Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 60 damage to 3 targets.
Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles.
Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses.
Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health.
Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield.
Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed.
Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to all players and friendly NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per wave.
Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage.
Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets.
Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage.
Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%.
Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison.
Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown.
High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor.
EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs.
Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain).
Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items.
Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent.
Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health.
Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates.
Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly.
Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies.
Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor.
Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level.
Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list).
Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative.
Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them.
Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3.
Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 100 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary.
Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage.
HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed.
Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines.
Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA.
Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly.
Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance.
V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave.
Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user.
Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit).
AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target.
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X [$2,500 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy. Enemies are more likely to target it.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Unless the obvious path is actually the plot-central way, and you know that we'll pick it, so you're moved the plot that way instead of the left path. And instead of continuing on our enemy-bashing way as normal, you've made it so that the enemies on the right path are incredibly powerful and near-invincible, then they kill us as punishment for being greedy, achievement-hungry players. And the left path is even more full of crates.
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There's no kill like overkill.