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Quote from Raffilcagon » Ultimate, if you let me take a wee bit of your DNA, I should be able to clone you a Gardevoir and you can populate the Earth.
I show internet memes to the watermelon.
I decide to take a truckload of starving children and allow them to feast on the watermelon.
What did you think I meant?
I call thor to DEMOLISH the melon
I try to kill it with my Mind Powers.
I AstraLunaSolAetherLethalityCritical the watermelon and corrupt its soul.
I fling the watermelon into the middle of an exploding TARDIS.
I hammer it with a Deathstrike missle.
I throw the watermelon into a black hole.
I AstraLunaSolAetherLethalityCritical the watermelon.
I go back in time to before the melon gained its godhood and kill it with my Pokemon.
I grab the watermelon, get in my car, drive to a volcano, throw it in, then never worry about it again.
Subscribe to me please =D it's free! Click the egg or he will die =(
I sell the watermelon to Hank for 12$.
I give the watermelon to my dog.
Subscribe to me please =D it's free! Click the egg or he will die =(
I call in an airstrike on the watermelon.
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It gets stolen by Samuel L Jackson.
Catch it using a Masterball
I send the watermelon in a rocket to the Sun.
Subscribe to me please =D it's free! Click the egg or he will die =(
Introduce it to another watermelon.
Ha! Just kidding!
The watermelon rejects the other watermelon.
Both watermelons die of sadness.
Subscribe to me please =D it's free! Click the egg or he will die =(
I look at the watermelon.