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So the other day, that weird guy came in and wanted to trade my emerald for three loaves of bread. What an idiot, emeralds are worth nothing.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand zombie siege.

Door open! Door close! Door open! Door close! God, opening and closing doors is so much fun!

Did you see that idiot over there? He tried to kill the iron golem with a wooden sword but then he died.

Well, the suggestion itself is actually kinda interesting, i would support this, if you would be able to make this thread on the right section and adding some more info to it.

Guys! Come here! We're going to see how many of us can fit in this tiny house! Okay, ready, set, GO!

*slam, slam, slam, slam, slam*

*patter patter patter patter*

"Oh, look! A new person moved into our village! Let's all greet him by barging right into their house!"
That's what happens if I settle into an NPC Village.

I could imagine them plotting to obliterate your main-base and steal your possessions when they can't see you and then going back to the standard "HUH" when they see you.

"doors are so amazing"* open* *close* *open* *zombie infection*

Ooh, it's nighttime! Let's all head outside and greet those green people!

"I'm gonna ripoff this idiot by making him pay 2 stacks of emeralds for an enchanted book."

Hey, a new guy! Let's rush over to him and crowd around him!

there was this guy who wanted to trade "so...a diamond chest-plate ehh? well...17 diamonds ^.^" and he was stupid enough to pay me

So I helped this guy get flint for 2 emerlds hehe lazy bum bum

I traded this guy some leather boots for half a stack of emeralds. What an idiot.

*opens and closes door repeatedly* Whee, this is so much fun. Hey zombie you wanna try? God, no need to be so pushy!

hey, welcome to our village! hey, what are you doing?