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Granted, but the most annoying enemy in CoD: Ghosts is in the area.

I wish I had a better bike seat! Seriously, mine is SO uncomforatble.

Granted, it's spiky though.

I wish I had a Falchion replica and the same outfit Marth has.

(also awesome avatar draon)

Granted, but they're both so small that you can't even see them with a microscope.

I wish I didn't still have homework to do at 6:49 PM...
Because I do.

Granted. Now you still have homework to do at 7:49 PM.

I wish for superhuman speed.

Granted. Your speed makes you go past the edge of existence and into endless void...

I wish I was a genius.

Granted, but you show off your intelligence so much that you lose all your friends.

I wish I didn't still have homework to do at 8:15 PM.
Because I still do.

Granted, but you do it at 7:00 PM now.

I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes a wish would wish a wish.

Granted, but the whole world gets so confused it explodes.

I wish I was as good a sniper as Legolas!

Granted:
But in a battle he kills you

I wish that I could put the world in a paradox inside a TARDIS in a Paradox

NINJA!

Granted, but new rap artists make new rap music.

I wish that School is 5 minutes every school day.

Granted! But now no-one is a nerd, so no one can use computers so that is you last post ever! (ignore the paradox in this statement)

I wish for TheFinal_Boss's post to no longer be above me!



DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE EVER!

You stinky little rebel. I like you.

~Fugu

Granted, but he spams your wall.

I wish I could have a Kindle Fire HDX!

Granted! (I think you were fishing for a certain type of answer here and I'll give you it) but you just kindled a fire the burned that letters H, D, and X.

I wish for a person who sees everything, but is blind and, in the following post, the following words cannot be referenced: Monk, knowledge, paradox, the, a, I, the letter "e", black holes, old guy, universe, and finally explosion or fire.

You accomplish nothing. Did not work.

Wish nobody could corrupt this wish.

Granted, but that is simply impossible.

I wish it didn't take me until almost 10:30 PM to finish my homework.
Because it did.

Granted! But then you didnt put in enough effort, and got Fs.


I wish that the meaning of life was clear.

Granted! But you turn into Gandalf and become real life Dumbledore, and have died in '96.

I wish I could control everything that goes on in the Harry Potter universe.

GR4NT3D. YOU 4R3 NOW J.K ROWL1NG, 4ND NOT YOU.

1 W1SH NO ON3 GOT 4NNOY3D WH3N 1 T4LK L1K3 T3R3Z1 PYROP3 FROM HOM3STUCK.

Granted, but on your death bed, you regret how you wasted your life.

I wish for food.

Granted, you get maggots (They're edible!).

I wish for...(drumroll) a box!