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You HAD one but then you lost it.

I wish my name was Rick.

Granted! But you no longer have a middle or last name so you cant fill out legal documents

I wish that the internet was finite.

Granted, but then the Rubik cube blows up in your face.

I wish I had a bowl of lemons for lemonade.

Wish granted, Now their apples.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

Wish granted, Now you use incorrect grammar.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

granted, but you can only use your unlimited wishes to wish for lava on your head.

I wish 1.6 would come sooner.

Granted, but its just 1.5 with a fancy new name.

I wish the Minecraft community had more love for Pig Jockey's

Granted, but Mojang decides to stop updating the game after that (ninja'd)

Granted, they now love to kill them

I wish I had a supercomputer

Granted, but it was outdated and therefor useless.

I wish for a waffle.

Granted, you get Jason's Waffles

I wish for a Minecraft RPG Skyrim style game with the main character as Steve, because I can.

Granted, but that game costs Google Plex dollars.

I wish I had Google Plex dollars.

Wisg gaaaanted, but now they can't speel


I wish for more wishes!

Wish granted! you get one more wish.

I wish for an unused napkin, with nothing wrong with it. I just spilled coffee on my lap.

Wish granted! But the napkin soaks up everything but coffee.

I wish that caffeine was explosive.

Granted, but it explodes in your face, killing you instantly.

I wish that this topic would stop going by so fast.

Wish granted, now it's going faster


I wish for someone who doesn't corrupt wishes to grant all wishes after this.

*awnsering machine* you wish will be acknowledged after you question this short questionaire
1. What is the capital of Nigeria?

2.What is your credit card number?

3.Who is the current Nigerian prince?

4. What is your Social Security number?

5. Are you willing to give your personal information to a Nigerian prince?

6. Where do you live?

I wish these damn Nigerian princes were dead.

Granted! But then all the English princes stole your identity.

I wish the people who post on this topic wouldn't post on this topic while I was at school.

Granted, but they post while your at work.

I wish I had googleplex dollars.

Granted! But none of the money is legal tender. The police find you with such an insane amount of counterfeit money that they reapply the death sentence. You are the most recent victim of the guillotine.

I wish the guillotine was used more often.