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Granted but you lose all combat skills so creepers constantly blow your buildings up.

I wish minecraft wasn't a crash-a-holic

Granted but people begin to hate Invader Zim

I wish for a mod that added helpers for the player that is atleast 1.6.4.

Granted, but you are now a creeper.

I wish people from businesses I don't care about would stop calling me. (That was typed while a message was playing on my answering machine.)

Granted, but you are a super small furry, and I crush you.
Some how I was ninja`d about 50 million times.

I really wish they would bring Invader Zim back, in America, in the state I live in, and I am capable of watching it at any moment (I came prepared)

Granted but they only play one episode and its in Japanese.

I wish strongholds were more of a challenge.

Granted, now the entire world is a stronghold, made of bedrock, with a charged creeper spawner every 10 blocks. Have fun!

I wish Garrys Mod didnt take ten hours to load the loading screen.

Granted but now it crashes everytime it does finish loading which takes 9 hours.

I wish modding was easy.

My favorite color is potato. I eat your potato. Yum.

I wish my Garrys Mod client didnt literally just crash.

Granted but its rotten.

I wish the person below me had 2 wishes.

Granted, one is of your death.

I wish the guy above me was dead.

I wish Minecraft was a Source mod.

Granted, but I make infinite wishes against you that are all not corruptible.

I wish the guy who invented YOLO/swag is dead and that saying YOLO or SWAG is illegal.

Granted. New slang, worse than both YOLO and SWAG combined, now becomes ridiculously popular.

I wish school was on the weekend and not the weekdays.

Granted, but before that, the god of time changed it so weekdays don't exist anymore.

I wish that it snows in Phoenix, Arizona frequently in the winter, and that it doesn't burn like Satan's lava swimming pool in the summer.

Granted, but then all the trees froze in Arizona because they couldn't stand the cold.

I wish for a genie that didn't corrupt wishes!

Granted.
The genie sadly died about a minute later.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

Granted, but then all the pokemon rebeled against the humans and killed us all.

I wish that Minecraft was real.

Granted, but you have to go through 6-month hand surgery due to attempts to PUNCH A MOTHER-FATHER-GENTLEMAN-ING TREE.

I wish Roblox didn't exist.

Granted, but because Minecraft didn't really have a stiff competetor, it lost sales and Mojang went broke and then this forum page was taken down.

I wish for a genie that didn't corrupt wishes or didn't die!w

Granted, but the Nyan cats are evil and they kill you.

I wish for chocolate.