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Granted! ........................................................................ Just kidding. None of those are real.


I wish for a return to manners and respect

Granted. The Manners and Respect are.. Be a bad boy and kick everyone in the face, respectively.

I wish for a pie, it is not a cake so it is not a lie.

Granted. Steve becomes obese, causes a black hole, and the game crashes because it cannot calculate so much fatness.

I wish for my cactus to be healthy. It looks a bit ill.

Granted. However, the Cactus gets so healthy that it grows through your roof.

I wish to be able to see the fourth dimension.

Granted. Your head goes boom boom (to put it simply. More scientifically, your 3 dimensional brain was receiving strange messages from your eyes, and did not understand how to properly interpret them. It started giving you a terrible migraine headache, and eventually you had to gouge out your eyes to stop the pain).

I wish that^ doesn't happen to me.

Granted. However, you get shot by a sniper instead.

I wish for two wishes that cannot be corrupted.

Granted, but you are forced to post an infinite number of those every millisecond for the rest of your life and then some.

I wish Gensokyo was real.

[wish 404'd]
I wish to be a seagull

Granted, it dried up instantly. I wish to have a portal that allows me to transfer my Minecraft diamonds to the real world.

Edit: My first post got ninja'd.

Granted, congratualations! Now you have a bunch of ghasts and creepers in your house!

I wish the person below me read Hollow Feilds.

Granted! But it fills the your house with diamonds, suffocating you and your family.
I wish for a real diamond swordWops granted the wrong wish

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I wish for a diamond pick

Granted! but you have limited internet access, so you can only veiw pictures, and only pictures sent/made by people near you, and you are forever alone except for a few neighbors that send eachother pictures of dirt and sand, and ONLY DIRT AND SAND.

I wish the person below me read Hollow Feilds.

Granted but your shoes got disintegrated because you brought it to the 4th dimension.

I wish i regret nothing (Look at Avatar)

Granted, but you get Adobe Flash Player instead.

I wish for cake that is not a lie.

granted but you die in fire

o wish i have a portal gun

Granted. Japanese women no longer can give birth, just in case one of them grows up to be a ninja.

I wish my brother would pay back at least 10% of what he owes my Mum.

Granted, but instead, you get a DS that can play Wii that can play Wii U. The DS can't handle the technology and it explodes.

I wish for a solid cube of tungsten

Okay, but every one of your future wishes will be.

I wish for an awesome chainsword instead of this spatula.

Granted, you now have an awesome chainsword in your chest and no spatula.

I wish I could think of a wish that couldn't be corrupted.